HCS
09-23-2005, 01:44 PM
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti
& meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on
a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you
already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their
kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two
cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in
and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your
home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
Rio Grande.
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti
& meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on
a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you
already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their
kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two
cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in
and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your
home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
Rio Grande.