JustMVG
09-23-2005, 06:48 PM
> The Genie
> A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking on a beach.
When
> she picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she
could
> have one wish.
>
> She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map
and
> said she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now
and
> forever.
>
> The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that will ever happen.
> These countries have been at war for thousands of years and although
I'm
> good,
> I'm not that good so make another wish."
>
> The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr. Right. You
know, a
> man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous,
well
> endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much,
has a
> great job with a good income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre,
likes
> to
> cook and help with housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells
me I
> always look fabulous and is great in bed."
>
> The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see that ****ing map
> again------
> A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking on a beach.
When
> she picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she
could
> have one wish.
>
> She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map
and
> said she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now
and
> forever.
>
> The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that will ever happen.
> These countries have been at war for thousands of years and although
I'm
> good,
> I'm not that good so make another wish."
>
> The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr. Right. You
know, a
> man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous,
well
> endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much,
has a
> great job with a good income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre,
likes
> to
> cook and help with housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells
me I
> always look fabulous and is great in bed."
>
> The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see that ****ing map
> again------