im really boored!!!!

[rivergoer]

so any one have anything interesting to talk about???? if so im here to b.s....

[Mrs. Restless22]

Im really really bored too.
Im home with the boy while the Mr. is at a bachelor party.... :lightsabe
Whats for dinner when your by yourself?

[Mrs. Restless22]

did you know that fleas do a 1/2 turn in the air everytime they jump

[rivergoer]

really???? thats cool fleas are some nasty things though..hahaha..hmmm dinner when im boored..lets see..oh yeah bag of chips and some type of microwavable dinner i guess..hahaha

[rivergoer]

so how has your weekend been so far? mine has been long and booring. im just counting the days till im done with this deployment..and can go home and spend time with the wife. ;)

[essexjet]

really???? thats cool fleas are some nasty things though..hahaha..hmmm dinner when im boored..lets see..oh yeah bag of chips and some type of microwavable dinner i guess..hahaha
That my dinner not because I'm bored just single

[Mrs. Restless22]

Dolphins take naps...with one eye open :wink:

[Mrs. Restless22]

Where are you deployed to?

[Miss Perfect]

Frogs don't drink water

[Mrs. Restless22]

An octopuses testicals are located on his head LOL

[rivergoer]

they do why????? yeah im not single but it sure does seem like it when you are away for 9 months..hahahaha..i guess im like a bachelor..but a tied down one.

[Miss Perfect]

A squids eyeballs can be as big as a volleyball

[rivergoer]

yeah i have this roomate here in the barracks..i feel like punching him out..hes just dissgusting..hasnt showered all weekend sits on the couch making nast ass sounds in his work out shorts..(doesnt work out by the way)hes kinda fat..just one of those nasty people types....
fu(k i need to get home to my own house and get a real life again. hahahahaha

[Mrs. Restless22]

So where are you deployed to? Answer me :cry: :rollside:

[rivergoer]

Where are you deployed to?
im in okinawa right now with the 31st meu..getting ready to go on the boat and put some terrorists in check.

[Mrs. Restless22]

My boss just got deployed to Iraq :frown:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Im really really bored too.
Im home with the boy while the Mr. is at a bachelor party.... :lightsabe
Whats for dinner when your by yourself?
I am single tonight too. Hubby is out of town for 4 days. :(
I made chicken cuz he was still home. But I usually order pizza. :D

[rivergoer]

did you know that dogs dont sweat....just like pigs...thats why they pant and get all slobbery.....

[Mrs. Restless22]

I am single tonight too. Hubby is out of town for 4 days. :(
I made chicken cuz he was still home. But I usually order pizza. :D
If I order pizza, Id end up eating the whole thing, and my tongue would swell up from the salt.
Its hard to cook for just one huh?

[rivergoer]

[QUOTE=Mrs. Restless22]My boss just got deployed to Iraq :frown:[/
QUOTE]
oh yeah that sucks.. what service????

[Mrs. Restless22]

did you know that dogs dont sweat....just like pigs...thats why they pant and get all slobbery.....
they slobber instead of sweat? LOL
I didnt know that

[Miss Managed Assets]

Butterflies taste with their feet!

[Mrs. Restless22]

All the coffee in the world is grown within 1000 miles of the equator

[Mrs. Restless22]

Only female bees work....which is bullsh*t :lightsabe :D

[rivergoer]

Semper Fi, DEVIL DOG. :D
semper fi

[Mrs. Restless22]

semper fi
what does that mean?

[Miss Managed Assets]

A whales penis is called a "Dork". :jawdrop:

[Mrs. Restless22]

A whales penis is called a "Dork". :jawdrop:
LMAO!!!!
Who taught you that?

[Miss Perfect]

Only female bees work....which is bullsh*t :lightsabe :D
What do the boy bees do all day?

[Mrs. Restless22]

What do the boy bees do all day?
Sit on ***boat :D

[rivergoer]

what does that mean?
well its fullversion is semper fidelis.....which means always faithful

[Mrs. Restless22]

well its fullversion is semper fidelis.....which means always faithful
Thats awesome
Is that a military saying?

[Mrs. Restless22]

I heard one time that frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed, do you think thats true?

[Miss Managed Assets]

LMAO!!!! :rollside:

[Miss Perfect]

Sit on ***boat :D
LMAO
Did you know that no word in the English language rhymes with month?

[rivergoer]

Thats awesome
Is that a military saying?
yes maam...but it is used by marines..its our motto

[Mrs. Restless22]

LMAO
Did you know that no word in the English language rhymes with month?
LMAO!!!
I just sat here for a few seconds saying crazy words outloud!! :D

[Miss Perfect]

I heard one time that frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed, do you think thats true?
I dunno, but DILLIGAF is going to have a problem if frozen scorpions do.

[Mrs. Restless22]

rivergoer was born 1 day before my husband :)

[Miss Managed Assets]

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

[Miss Perfect]

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
That totally makes sense.
Lizards communicate by doing push-ups. What do you suppose they have to say to each other?

[rivergoer]

rivergoer was born 1 day before my husband :) how old is your husband????im just 23...you look like your about 22 23...

[Mrs. Restless22]

how old is your husband????im just 23...you look like your about 22 23...
You were actually born 1 day before, but 7 years after him. LOL
But I am 25 :wink:

[Miss Managed Assets]

An earthworm has 5 hearts!! :)

[Mrs. Restless22]

An earthworm has 5 hearts!! :)
Im worried about your odd intelligence of animals :idea: :D

[Miss Managed Assets]

Just a funny web site I found!

[Mrs. Restless22]

Newborns wake up every 1.5-3 hours to eat. :hammerhea :hammerhea

[Miss Managed Assets]

Later, USC game is over, back to studying.
The elephant is the only animal with four knees.
see ya!

[essexjet]

The word "gazelle" comes from the Arabian term for "affectionate," and it is believed to be inspired by the creature's large, gentle eyes.

[Miss Managed Assets]

honey bees have hair on their eyes

[***boateditor]

There is something weirdly incongruous about the image of an innocent sleeping baby juxtaposed next to a person making an obscene gesture. I'm really not that easily offended, but I kind of wish mama would lower the middle finger in the presence of that sweet infant.

[essexjet]

The life expectancy of the average mockingbird is 10 years.

[Mrs. Restless22]

There is something weirdly incongruous about the image of an innocent sleeping baby juxtaposed next to a person making an obscene gesture. I'm really not that easily offended, but I kind of wish mama would lower the middle finger in the presence of that sweet infant.
You know...Ive actually thought about that right after I put up his pic.
BTW...I just put up that pic last night, so it hasnt been that long.

[essexjet]

Pornography is a $4 billion business in the U.S. annually
half by kilr

[Mrs. Restless22]

Pornography is a $4 billion business in the U.S. annually
half by kilr
LOL
What a filthy old man he is...huh? :devil: :D

[alfonzo]

quite the plethera of information. very interesting :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

There is something weirdly incongruous about the image of an innocent sleeping baby juxtaposed next to a person making an obscene gesture. I'm really not that easily offended, but I kind of wish mama would lower the middle finger in the presence of that sweet infant.
LOL. I never looked at the 2 together I guess. :)

[alfonzo]

If you took a crumb and cut it in half,whould you have two crumbs or a half of a crumb?

[Mrs. Restless22]

LOL. I never looked at the 2 together I guess. :)
Dont worry....the finger is gone :)

[Mrs. Restless22]

If you took a crumb and cut it in half,whould you have two crumbs or a half of a crumb?
You'd have more of a mess :squiggle: :D

[Mrs. Restless22]

Not 1 casino in Las Vegas has a clock visable in gambling areas

[alfonzo]

You'd have more of a mess :squiggle: :D
correct! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Not 1 casino in Las Vegas has a clock visable in gambling areas
Or the darn air above 60 degrees. :D I freeze in them! :D

[Mrs. Restless22]

Mrs.Racer...
isnt there races in Bakersfiel this weekend?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Mrs.Racer...
isnt there races in Bakersfiel this weekend?
Yes, today and tomorrow. I thought I was going today but my date stood me up??? :frown: :wink: I don't know about tomorrow yet!

[rivergoer]

have you ever seen two monkeys fu(k a footbal????
yeah me neither...so how does one say ''you look like two monkeys fing a footbal''??????

[Mrs. Restless22]

have you ever seen two monkeys fu(k a footbal????
yeah me neither...so how does one say ''you look like two monkeys fing a footbal''??????
LMAO!!!!
Ive never heard anyone say that......
My dad used to have a monkey when he was a kid. Used to break out of the backyard and chase all the kids around the neighborhood. Those little fawkers are mean :devil:

[Mrs. Restless22]

People on ***boat that have put there AIM and YAHOO id's in their profile....I wonder if they get random IM's from peeps on here

[rivergoer]

yeah i would like to have a monkey..it would be cool..i was actually trying to find a way to buy a penguin..because they dont really have to be in cold wheather to live. i was going to put a black bowtie on him and name him charlie...hahahahaha..and take him to the river and stuff..

[Mrs. Restless22]

yeah i would like to have a monkey..it would be cool..i was actually trying to find a way to buy a penguin..because they dont really have to be in cold wheather to live. i was going to put a black bowtie on him and name him charlie...hahahahaha..and take him to the river and stuff..
Aww thats so cute!
Really? They dont need the cold weather? Dont you think Havi would be so hot for them though?
Do you have a pool for him to swim in all the time?

[Throttle]

I need to go to Havi! :idea:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I need to go to Havi! :idea:
I feel your pain! :cry: :cry:

[Mrs. Restless22]

I have only been to Havi twice :frown:
I cant wait to go back.
We are picking up our new boat Wed!Woohooo :p

[Throttle]

I have only been to Havi twice :frown:
I cant wait to go back.
We are picking up our new boat Wed!Woohooo :p
I've only been twice this month... :cry:
did you say.... new boat???

[Mrs. Restless22]

:p I've only been twice this month... :cry:
did you say.... new boat???

[rivergoer]

Aww thats so cute!
Really? They dont need the cold weather? Dont you think Havi would be so hot for them though?
Do you have a pool for him to swim in all the time?
yeah i have a pool..and no its not to hot for them because there are warm wheather penguins like at the zoo..then the arctic kind that ned the cold..i found a site that sells them and then figured out it was fake...so i cant find a way to buy one...