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SummitKarl
09-28-2005, 12:34 PM
Ok I am really fed up here with clothing manufactures.
For 20yrs+ I have had to pay for those damn BUTT CRACK CRAWLING, SACK SPLITING, SIDE PACKING.........BANANA HAMMOCKS in my shorts
They are worthless, one wash and the elastic is half way to your knees, as soon as you walk (or sit) they are starting to ride up, dragging your sack back between your legs. A couple of more steps and shiat starts slipping out of the NOW reverse Thong your wearingÂ…. some to left and some to the right, it just never all seems to go one direction. So now your stuck, you gota go for the big grab in public or continue to walk in a circle for the rest of the day.
I am sick of the 1/8” mesh marks on my privates and but cheeks…YOU HEAR ME JOE BOXER!!!! Let me give you a 8hr wedgie and see how you like it.
I have been having to cut these things out for yearsÂ…take the hint Ocean PacificÂ… I donÂ’t want your Frickin Banana Hammocks.
Signed
GOING COMMANDO

prosthogod
09-28-2005, 12:38 PM
Sounds like your going "postal"

atomickitn
09-28-2005, 12:41 PM
walking in circles???? dammm, you need to se a doctor! :rollside:

WYRD
09-28-2005, 12:42 PM
Hey Karl how's it hangin? :idea: :D

76ANTHONY
09-28-2005, 12:43 PM
DAM MAN YOU NEED A SHRINK, :hammer2:

MagicMtnDan
09-28-2005, 12:44 PM
That's way too much information
http://www.dinkydo.homestead.com/files/cranky.JPG

Ziggy
09-28-2005, 12:46 PM
K-Mart will get ya every time....thats their signature added option to shorts :D

superdave013
09-28-2005, 12:46 PM
my shorts have just been regular ol shorts. What's this mesh reverse thong you speak of?
I see liners of some type in swim trunks but not shorts.

Sleek-Jet
09-28-2005, 12:48 PM
I didn't even know OP made nut huggers.... :D :D

WYRD
09-28-2005, 12:49 PM
my shorts have just been regular ol shorts. What's this mesh reverse thong you speak of?
I see liners of some type in swim trunks but not shorts.
what you want him to post pics or something :squiggle: :D

BarryMac
09-28-2005, 12:51 PM
Are you talking briefs or board shorts?
BTW, before Brian see's this RD...SUX... :cool: :D :D :D

SummitKarl
09-28-2005, 12:53 PM
DAM MAN YOU NEED A SHRINK, :hammer2:
oh I am calling ...pot,kettle, black here....
who's hunting Barbiegirl.........
yea make your first appontment there anthony :rollside: :smile:

SummitKarl
09-28-2005, 12:54 PM
Hey Karl how's it hangin? :idea: :D
all good "dress shorts today"

SummitKarl
09-28-2005, 12:55 PM
Are you talking briefs or board shorts?
BTW, before Brian see's this RD...SUX... :cool: :D :D :D
board shorts, swim trunks, I don't do whitie tighties

SummitKarl
09-28-2005, 12:56 PM
K-Mart will get ya every time....thats their signature added option to shorts :D
hey I stepped it up to Wal-Mart now :D

ROZ
09-28-2005, 12:58 PM
OP is still in business?
switch over to boxers.... Like commando , but you have shart protection :D

rrrr
09-28-2005, 01:31 PM
OP is still in business?
switch over to boxers.... Like commando , but you have shart protection :D
There's just no end to the neat things I learn on Hot Boat. :hammer2: :D :D

Nord
09-28-2005, 01:33 PM
I didn't know anyone still wore Bikini underwear!!!
Boxers or Commando here!!

TheLurker
09-28-2005, 02:10 PM
Commando but beware when wearing tan shorts.

WaTchTheGelCoat
09-28-2005, 02:54 PM
OP is still in business?
switch over to boxers.... Like commando , but you have shart protection :D
Shart, lol :D

h2oski2fast
09-28-2005, 03:31 PM
http://volumepower.com/cry.jpg