If

[Kim Hanson]

Donald ever got a whacker this is what it would look like, look at those fart cans :eek: ...............( . )( . )............. :p
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/723d_3.jpg

[dmontzsta]

You are so funny...hahaha...I almost forgot to laugh. :mix:

[Jet Hydro]

MAXIMAS are Gay little Cars :hammerhea

[Kim Hanson]

You are so funny...hahaha...I almost forgot to laugh. :mix:
That's good Donald cause I sure the hell ain't funny Ricer :D ...........( . 0( . ).........Comeon start a new trend with wackers, weirdest on the planet :D

[Kim Hanson]

MAXIMAS are Gay little Cars :hammerhea
Drove by tulip throwing bald guys..........( . )( . ).......finish it slowy :wink:

[dmontzsta]

Jet Hyrdro has no room to talk about gay...he owns a jetboat.

[Towndrunk]

Kim,
What is that boat?

[Jet Hydro]

I bet you feel all sexy n shit when your wife lets you drive her MAXIMA like when she lets you put on her panties :crossx: :220v:

[dmontzsta]

I bet you feel all sexy n shit when your wife lets you drive her MAXIMA like when she lets you put on her panties :crossx: :220v:
I feel even more sexy when I drive by in my Maxima, and your camaro is on the side of the road.

[Jet Hydro]

:idea: That has never nor will it ever happen :sleeping:

[dmontzsta]

:idea: That has never nor will it ever happen :sleeping:
Your right, cause you have to actually drive it, for that to happen.

[Kim Hanson]

Kim,
What is that boat? It was on Ebay TD.........( . )( . ).......I just grabbed the picture........ :wink:

[Jet Hydro]

I drive it every day and I dont have to ask to do so ;) :D

[dmontzsta]

I drive it every day and I dont have to ask to do so ;) :D
Driving it in and out of the garage doesnt count.
I dont have to ask either, I have 3 cars, so there is never any conflict.

[Jet Hydro]

I can see you know,
You:::: Can I drive the MAXIMA to work to day and tell all they guy`s I`m a cool ricer on the weekends?
Your Wife :::: "NO"!!!!! Drive your "Bug" and take off my panties. :rolleyes:
You:::: :cry:

[dmontzsta]

I can see you know,
You:::: Can I drive the MAXIMA to work to day and tell all they guy`s I`m a cool ricer on the weekends?
Your Wife :::: "NO"!!!!! Drive your "Bug" and take off my panties. :rolleyes:
You:::: :cry:
You have been hanging with Kim Hanson too long, you dont make any sense. Do you want your own "WTF did JetHydro Say" thread? :)
Go put 297,000 miles on your chebby with it seeing 7200rpm everyday atleast 5x and report back to me.

[dmontzsta]

LOL....Donald is doing the whirlwind punches in the middle of the school yard....how cute.
:D
You love it when I do that, dont you?
:devil:
Sorry, but I really dislike chevys right at this moment, tooooooooo many bad experiences with them within this past month.

[dmontzsta]

Don't be all but hurt just because you keep losing to them. :D
haha. true!
I am more but hurt about being stranded on the side of the road trying to fix them, or spending time at the lake/river trying to fix them, there is more to life than fixing chevys all the time.

[dmontzsta]

I agree, you can always spend some time bringing dead fords back to life.....its alive....Its Alive...ITS ALIVE!!!!....oops, dead again. Atleast chevys can be fixed. :D
No, usually when you build a FORD it lasts a long time without many problems. The problems only happen in the chevy guys minds, they just assume Fords have the same problems they do.

[dmontzsta]

What flavor does the Ford koolaid come in?
Is still just cock flavor, or did they add sweet hairy ass?
:shift::shift::shift:
(Just keeping it gay, the BR way.)
Leave it to a chebby guy to add some hairy ass and cock flavoring.
:220v:

[Jet Hydro]

No, usually when you build a FORD it lasts a long time without many problems.
Well maybe just maybe you need to take your Chevy to someone that know`s something about em?
It`s not like working on your 65 VW Bug you know, there are 4 more cylinders then that 1600 has. I have over 200,000 on my 1 ton and 103,000 on my Camaro with out any problems. Sounds like maybe your wife should take care of the cars too.
Oh yea, and 5 years on the lake boat 454 and 4 years on the drag boat blown 454 except I had to respring the heads this season but that was a comp cam thing there.

[dmontzsta]

Well maybe just maybe you need to take your Chevy to someone that know`s something about em?
It`s not like working on your 65 VW Bug you know, there are 4 more cylinders then that 1600 has. I have over 200,000 on my 1 ton and 103,000 on my Camaro with out any problems. Sounds like maybe your wife should take care of the cars too.
Oh yea, and 5 years on the lake boat 454 and 4 years on the drag boat blown 454 except I had to respring the heads this season but that was a comp cam thing there.
blah blah blah blah blah, good excuses. I think the guys I hang with (older domestic guys) know a few things about motors. Lets just drop this cause it is going to lead into me typing on and on about all the different things that have happened.

[Kim Hanson]

blah blah blah blah blah, good excuses. I think the guys I hang with (older domestic guys) know a few things about motors. Lets just drop this cause it is going to lead into me typing on and on about all the different things that have happened.
What happened Donald? You lose 4 stickers, 1 fart can and the rear wing flew away :crossx: .........( . )( . )............

[Jet Hydro]

Kim I`m ROTFFLMAO, that`s some funny shit right there!!!! :D

[Jet Hydro]

blah blah blah blah blah, good excuses. I think the guys I hang with (older domestic guys) know a few things about motors.lol You hang with the domestic guys...lol. WOW.... That explains a lot. Do they spit or swallow :jawdrop:

[dmontzsta]

lol You hang with the domestic guys...lol. WOW.... That explains a lot. Do they spit or swallow :jawdrop:
Just cause you and your domestic buddies suck on eachothers dicks, doesnt mean they all do. FYI I grew up domestic, you think you know it all dont you.

[Jet Hydro]

Just cause you and your domestic buddies suck on eachothers dicks, doesnt mean they all do. FYI I grew up domestic, you think you know it all dont you.
Damn you are fun to screw with...lol.. I`m not domestic...lol... I like to piss on the floor :D :argue: :)

[dmontzsta]

Damn you are fun to screw with...lol.. I`m not domestic...lol... I like to piss on the floor :D :argue: :)
I can tell you like screwing with men.
No matter what you say, domestics are not as reliable as imports and it will be that way for a long time, same with "quality".
:yuk:

[Jet Hydro]

Can I come over and piss on your floor? :rolleyes:

[dmontzsta]

Can I come over and piss on your floor? :rolleyes:
As long as you clean it up, sure.

[Jet Hydro]

I`m not domesticated yet so you`d have to do that :( :p

[dmontzsta]

I`m not domesticated yet so you`d have to do that :( :p
Is anyone in Kansas domesticated?

[Jet Hydro]

NO

[Jet Hydro]

Hey domesticated MAXIMA Boy, Can you do this???? :D
BTW.... That`s "eat me & die" holding the driver side. :eek:
http://www.teamwir.com/2005photos/6-11/images/493_9320_jpg.jpg

[Kim Hanson]

Hey domesticated MAXIMA Boy, Can you do this???? :D
BTW.... That`s "eat me & die" holding the driver side. :eek:
http://www.teamwir.com/2005photos/6-11/images/493_9320_jpg.jpg
Say hi to eat me & die for me will you...........( . )( . ).......... :cool:

[olbiezer]

baaaaa baaaaaaa i think i see jet hydros goat parked over there.....lets untie it lmao :hammerhea :D

[Kim Hanson]

baaaaa baaaaaaa i think i see jet hydros goat parked over there.....lets untie it lmao :hammerhea :D
Must be next to yours olbiezer, let her buck :p .....( . )( . )........... :p

[dmontzsta]

I can do it if I wanted, I could go out and buy a Stang and it would look alot better than that POS.

[Kim Hanson]

I can do it if I wanted, I could go out and buy a Stang and it would look alot better than that POS.
Canyon sure looks better than a Beiser also, so what's your point :D .......( . )( . ).........Fart tubes right Donald.. :D

[dmontzsta]

Canyon sure looks better than a Beiser also, so what's your point :D .......( . )( . ).........Fart tubes right Donald.. :D
I think majority rules that B boats are the best looking.

[Jet Hydro]

I still say
MAXIMAS are Gay little Cars :cry:

[Kim Hanson]

I think majority rules that B boats are the best looking.
What is that boat that Guru drives?............( . )( . ).......... :notam:

[Kim Hanson]

I still say
MAXIMAS are Gay little Cars :cry:
Driven by guys going to the airports to give out tulips for cash :p..........( . )( . )..for more stickers for there ricers :eek:

[dmontzsta]

What is that boat that Guru drives?............( . )( . ).......... :notam:
K5? Thats a B Boat.

[Kim Hanson]

K5? Thats a B Boat.
:( I though it was afast one :D ........( . )( . )........Watch out for ModVP, he is a fast Mirage ( Ob ) wannabe :D

[dmontzsta]

:( I though it was afast one :D ........( . )( . )........Watch out for ModVP, he is a fast Mirage ( Ob ) wannabe :D
B Boats are fast you homo...alot faster than that POS marlin.
:yuk:

[Kim Hanson]

B Boats are fast you homo...alot faster than that POS marlin.
:yuk:
My Marlin is old homo, and it would have still spanked your Old Lavey :D .........( . )( . )........ :D

[Kim Hanson]

I meant to say fag and the homo thing just sent me off, to ricer world for a few seconds...it sucks over there :D ........( .)(. ).........Im crosseyed now :D

[dmontzsta]

My Marlin is old homo, and it would have still spanked your Old Lavey :D .........( . )( . )........ :D
Laveys are known to be fast in the straight aways. I doubt that old marlin with a 440 would have taken it out. It took out a hondo runnerbottom with a 468.

[Kim Hanson]

Laveys are known to be fast in the straight aways. I doubt that old marlin with a 440 would have taken it out. It took out a hondo runnerbottom with a 468.
It must have been slightly broke Donald :idea: and my old pos took out a tunnel 502 Jet Boat in the 1/4 with a passenger screaming her head off Marcy.......( . )( . )........... :D