Parker 300 Enduro...It's Official

[old rigger]

Well, after working at a fever pitch, we here at 'Empty Sack Racing' have come to the conclusion that we won't be racing a jet this year in Div. 2 at the Parker 300. There are many reasons why we won't be making the event, but the main reasons are as follows....
a. We don't have a jet boat.
b. we don't have anyone to drive a boat if we had one
c. we don't have pit timers
4. we don't have any fuel
e. we don't have anyone to fuel the boat in the pits if we did have fuel and a boat
f. we don't have anyone to launch the boat
7. we don't have a unique and painless way for any sponsors to sponsor us
h. we don't know how to race a jet
i. we don't have any money to race a jet.
BUT, we are accepting donations none the less.
Thank you for your support.
Empty Sack Racing :cool:

[Squeezing Spectra]

Now that is just some funny shiat. :hammerhea

[Nucking futs]

Damn it !!!!!!! I was looking forward to your team running.

[Jordy]

Hey Old Rigger,
Put me down as a sponsor. I'll give you a grand just like I've given everyone but Code Blue (oh and Shocker got $2,000). ;)
Jordy :D

[riverbound]

any updates ?????

[superdave013]

Rigger's on fire now! :D

[Jordy]

Any updates??? :D

[Squirtcha?]

I'd be happy to drive for ya OR............That is if you find a boat.
By my count, that only leaves 7 bullet items to fill.
8 if you don't find a boat.
[QUOTE=Squirtin Thunder]********** Exciting News **********
************************************************** Hang on to your shorts it will be happening real soon !!!!
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whoopsie forgot the banner.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2311logo800size.jpg

[moneysucker]

If you put my name on your boat you don't have I will throw in some fuel money.

[Squirtin Thunder]

I have a Sanger Super Jet sitting in the backyard that could be rigged up. I will donate for the race. I also have a pump you could use also :coffeycup
This boat does fly !!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2311sanger_1-med.jpg

[obnoxious001]

Now that is just some funny shiat. :hammerhea
2nd that!

[Moneypitt]

Seems to me that "old rigger" is giving up rather easily......Just doesn't have the racing sickness like some of us.....Boy, just cause he don't have a jet boat, he gives up racing a jet in the enduro.............Shallow, really shallow...........MP

[Squirtin Thunder]

Seems to me that "old rigger" is giving up rather easily......Just doesn't have the racing sickness like some of us.....Boy, just cause he don't have a jet boat, he gives up racing a jet in the enduro.............Shallow, really shallow...........MP
Ray I have one the Old Rigger could rig up for the race. I will also throw in a pump. All he will need is an engine and seat. Tom Papp rased the Sanger Super Jets with Fords in them.
I have a Sanger Super Jet sitting in the backyard that could be rigged up. I will donate for the race. I also have a pump you could use also :coffeycup
This boat does fly !!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2311sanger_1-med.jpg

[MAXIMUS]

I suspect serious sand baggin here... :idea:

[Nucking futs]

Well if someone wants to donate an engine i'll run mine.

[Jordy]

Apparently someone was absent the day that "sarcasm" and "irony" were taught in school. :notam: :wink:

[old rigger]

UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!
Thanks to Squirtcha, Jordy and Moneysucker, things for 'Empty Sack Racing' are looking up. A BIG thank you to our new sponsors.
Squirtin Thunder, for a minute there I thought you were serious about that Sanger being turned into a marathon boat. You really had me goin' there. That's some funny shit, a Super Sanger being made into a long distance racer! Who'd be that crazy? Thank you for your interest in 'Empty Sack Racing' though. If you stumble across another boat with a better bottom, say a boston whaler, or a Tahiti tri-hull, or a pontoon boat, give me a shout.
Well, after working at a fever pitch, we here at 'Empty Sack Racing' have come to the conclusion that we won't be racing a jet this year in Div. 2 at the Parker 300. There are many reasons why we won't be making the event, but the main reasons are as follows....
a. We don't have a jet boat.
b. we don't have anyone to drive a boat if we had one...
c. we don't have pit timers
4. we don't have any fuel
e. we don't have anyone to fuel the boat in the pits if we did have fuel and a boat
f. we don't have anyone to launch the boat
7. we don't have a unique and painless way for any sponsors to sponsor us
h. we don't know how to race a jet
i. we don't have any money to race a jet.
BUT, we are accepting donations none the less.
Thank you for your support.
Empty Sack Racing :cool:

[hack job]

Hey Old Rigger,
Put me down as a sponsor. I'll give you a grand just like I've given everyone but Code Blue (oh and Shocker got $2,000). ;)
Jordy :D
weres team dana's 1000 ;)

[Squirtin Thunder]

UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!
Thanks to Squirtcha, Jordy and Moneysucker, things for 'Empty Sack Racing' are looking up. A BIG thank you to our new sponsors.
Squirtin Thunder, for a minute there I thought you were serious about that Sanger being turned into a marathon boat. You really had me goin' there. That's some funny shit, a Super Sanger being made into a long distance racer! Who'd be that crazy? Thank you for your interest in 'Empty Sack Racing' though. If you stumble across another boat with a better bottom, say a boston whaler, or a Tahiti tri-hull, or a pontoon boat, give me a shout.
Time to, :2purples: well you know. :2purples:
Sleek Craft Still Up for Grabs...
This boat could be rigged in two days...I'll supply boat and motor to anyone who will help rig it...Boat is in Santa Ana...at my shop...
Division 5...I might pay the entry fee, too!!!

[Jordy]

weres team dana's 1000 ;)
The check was mailed out last week after repeated updates. ;)

[DeputyDawg]

old rigger, that is some funny shit!

[hack job]

The check was mailed out last week after repeated updates. ;)
glad to hear it cause we fell short on sponsors some one took them all. :D

[lilrick]

you can run my jet. we need more fuel capacity and a cylinder head.the hull held up at the Long Beach race with the near hurricane conditions!!I would love to compete against a certain FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[victorfb]

UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!
Thanks to Squirtcha, Jordy and Moneysucker, things for 'Empty Sack Racing' are looking up. A BIG thank you to our new sponsors.
Squirtin Thunder, for a minute there I thought you were serious about that Sanger being turned into a marathon boat. You really had me goin' there. That's some funny shit, a Super Sanger being made into a long distance racer! Who'd be that crazy? Thank you for your interest in 'Empty Sack Racing' though. If you stumble across another boat with a better bottom, say a boston whaler, or a Tahiti tri-hull, or a "pontoon boat", give me a shout.
oh way to go rich, you just gave away my idea for next years race. :cry: but its still gunna be one hell of a fun time racing it... :p

[sleekcrafter]

Now that is just some funny shiat. :hammerhea
SHORT BUS RACING #71 Div.2
DRIVERS
Bruce P.
Stan K.
Dave B.
Dave S.
Barry O.
CREW
Jayson T.
Robert C.
Amanda P.
Angelina P.
OC Taco Crew
SPONSORS
Performance Marine Engineering
Sweet Performance Products
Obnoxious Racing Engines
Special K Fabrications
A few more girls and you got a cheerleading brigade too :D
Good luck to team short buss
Sleek

[victorfb]

Well if someone wants to donate an engine i'll run mine.
tim, lets put a small block 350 in it and run it. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Well if someone wants to donate an engine i'll run mine.
tim, lets put a small block 350 in it and run it. :D
After my freinds from Texas leave I will have an extra BBF all read to go !!!
It will turn a A2 to 5300rpms !!!

[Squirtin Thunder]

glad to hear it cause we fell short on sponsors some one took them all. :D
I gave everyone a head start !!! I only started this project 2.5 weeks ago !!!
All that really matters is that we go out and have one hell of a good time and become part of history !!!

[moneysucker]

After my freinds from Texas leave I will have an extra BBF all read to go !!!
It will turn a A2 to 5300rpms !!!
Who? Wheeler Dealer? Where is your buddy anyways? I bet he would pay for the whole team.

[Squirtin Thunder]

Who? Wheeler Dealer? Where is your buddy anyways? I bet he would pay for the whole team.
Damn now why in Hell do you have to bring that **** up ??? Now I want to rip something apart. :devil:

[Jet Hydro]

old rigger
:notam: I will sponsor all the lettering you need. I also own a sign shop along with the body shop so lettering wont be a problem. We could even make you a cool graphic that would just blow-a-way everyone with out even firing the boat up. Put me on your list of sponsors. :notam: :cool: :D

[old rigger]

IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR EMPTY SACK RACING!!!!!!!!!!
With the support of many people over the last 24 hours, ESR is back in the running, but still desperately needing funds, people and a boat. Like a jolt from a wet hand on a spinning Vertex mag, a fund rasing venture came to me.
TATTOOS!!!
I’m going to offer my body parts to be sold to the highest bidder for the purpose of advertising to raise the needed funds for Empty Sack Racing. I see lots of old, fat bald guys on these boards sporting tattoos, well maybe not as old as me, but bald and fat for sure. Someone must thing they look great.
Here’s the deal, the highest bidder can choose any body part they like to advertise their product, make a donation and I'll get the tattoo. But remember, like a tattoo, this is a life long commitment to sponsor the team. You must be there for the team at all times with needed funds, or a boat.
To prove I’m serious about this, I have to tell you a back-story.
Back in the 70’s I was dating a girl that landed a part in a porno film. She convinced me to audition for one of the parts too. (what can I say, I thought it was love) I figured this could be a lucky break. The only thing needed from me at the audition was for them to see, hmm, how can I put this. They needed to see my diverter in the up position.
I got the part with the understanding that, as part of the plot twist, I had to receive a tattoo on my diverter. I did. When the diverter is in the down position, like when I’m swimming or trying to push a heavy car, the tattoo reads ACME. When the diverters all the way up, like when I’m drunk or when I wake up in the morning, the tattoo supposed to read ‘Alexandra Cunningham’s Mining Equipment’.
But to be honest, I didn’t have enough, uh, diverter to spell out the entire thing, so it only reads …’ Alexandra Cunningham’s Mini'. Because of this, I lost the part in the film, was banned from the set, lost the girl and my career as a porn star came to an abrupt end.
And let me tell you, it took me a long time for me to find a girl named Alexandra Cunningham to marry too.
A failure? Yes. But I'm willing to try again.
Let the bidding begin, and thank you for supporting Empty Sack Racing.
Well, after working at a fever pitch, we here at 'Empty Sack Racing' have come to the conclusion that we won't be racing a jet this year in Div. 2 at the Parker 300. There are many reasons why we won't be making the event, but the main reasons are as follows....
a. We don't have a jet boat.
b. we don't have anyone to drive a boat if we had one
c. we don't have pit timers
4. we don't have any fuel
e. we don't have anyone to fuel the boat in the pits if we did have fuel and a boat
f. we don't have anyone to launch the boat
7. we don't have a unique and painless way for any sponsors to sponsor us
h. we don't know how to race a jet
i. we don't have any money to race a jet.
BUT, we are accepting donations none the less.
Thank you for your support.
Empty Sack Racing :cool:

[Jordy]

Tattoo's???? What a great idea OR. I'm in!!! This is going to be the best race team ever!!!! :D

[Jet Hydro]

Talking about sparking your attention!!! What an Idea. :idea: I want the forehead and I just want it to say "SIGN" lol :D

[MAXIMUS]

IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR EMPTY SACK RACING!!!!!!!!!!
With the support of many people over the last 24 hours, ESR is back in the running, but still desperately needing funds, people and a boat. Like a jolt from a wet hand on a spinning Vertex mag, a fund rasing venture came to me.
TATTOOS!!!
I’m going to offer my body parts to be sold to the highest bidder for the purpose of advertising to raise the needed funds for Empty Sack Racing. I see lots of old, fat bald guys on these boards sporting tattoos, well maybe not as old as me, but bald and fat for sure. Someone must thing they look great.
Here’s the deal, the highest bidder can choose any body part they like to advertise their product, make a donation and I'll get the tattoo. But remember, like a tattoo, this is a life long commitment to sponsor the team. You must be there for the team at all times with needed funds, or a boat.
To prove I’m serious about this, I have to tell you a back-story.
Back in the 70’s I was dating a girl that landed a part in a porno film. She convinced me to audition for one of the parts too. (what can I say, I thought it was love) I figured this could be a lucky break. The only thing needed from me at the audition was for them to see, hmm, how can I put this. They needed to see my diverter in the up position.
I got the part with the understanding that, as part of the plot twist, I had to receive a tattoo on my diverter. I did. When the diverter is in the down position, like when I’m swimming or trying to push a heavy car, the tattoo reads ACME. When the diverters all the way up, like when I’m drunk or when I wake up in the morning, the tattoo supposed to read ‘Alexandra Cunningham’s Mining Equipment’.
But to be honest, I didn’t have enough, uh, diverter to spell out the entire thing, so it only reads …’ Alexandra Cunningham’s Mini'. Because of this, I lost the part in the film, was banned from the set, lost the girl and my career as a porn star came to an abrupt end.
And let me tell you, it took me a long time for me to find a girl named Alexandra Cunningham to marry too.
A failure? Yes. But I'm willing to try again.
Let the bidding begin, and thank you for supporting Empty Sack Racing.
I found a slightly used set of 1968 chrysler imperial hub caps that I will donate for the cause! Just put my name right down the side of the boat & were good! :cool:

[squirtcha?'s_son]

id be happy to be a pit timer (that is if my dad would let me) besides i have nothing to do these days anyway besides :sleeping:

[moneysucker]

Well, if there is an Alexandra Cunningham Mini dealership anywhere, they may support the whole race team.

[race fan]

what a buncha jokers