Sweet Semen

[FMluvswater]

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in a man's semen as there is in sugar?
"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class and never returned.
However, as she was going through door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of the throat."

[Infomaniac]

Well Fido Mom because it was not mine is why. lol
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in a man's semen as there is in sugar?
"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class and never returned.
However, as she was going through door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of the throat."

[FMluvswater]

Well Fido Mom because it was not mine is why. lol
LMAO! Silly me! :D

[ROZ]

I drink 6 glasses of pinappleorange juice a day :D

[FMluvswater]

I drink 6 glasses of pinappleorange juice a day :D
That's cuz you're a considerate bloke! :D

[MagicMtnDan]

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in a man's semen as there is in sugar?
"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class and never returned.
However, as she was going through door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of the throat."
How did the male professor know that? :rolleyes:

[cxr133]

HE did alotta research...
thats like a known fact all high school science teachers are GAY
didnt you see that one movie :220v:

[uvindex]

How did the male professor know that? :rolleyes:He learned it in third grade like most of us did. Were you absent that day? :)
See: http://www.teachercreated.com/lessons/000707ps.shtml
http://www.teachercreated.com/lessons/000707psans1.gif

[HCS]

Then why do women suck my dick and say.."That was SWEEEET!!"

[FMluvswater]

Then why do women suck my dick and say.."That was SWEEEET!!"
They've all been tonguetip dipping helmet lickers? :idea:

[C-2]

You bad FM, very very bad

[FMluvswater]

You bad FM, very very bad
What?! He asked for a theory! I gave one! Why is that bad? :confused:

[C-2]

What?! He asked for a theory! I gave one! Why is that bad? :confused:
Funnin with you BABE! :D

[FMluvswater]

Funnin with you BABE! :D
Oh. :redface: K. :D :)

[Moneypitt]

Oldie, but a goodie.............

[FMluvswater]

Well it was new to me so I took a chance it might be new to others too. :smile:
I don't like to keep funny things to myself. :D

[JetBoatRich]

LOL, classic joke ;)