Ahhh a ***boat Classic

[jdogginla]

So there was a thread or a conversation, can't remember which one awhile back about women and their grooming habits. The conversation or thread then turned to men.....and i mad a statement that waxing AROUND the balls was a pain in the ass, but most effecient for the long term effect. Some guys said they use the Mach 3 or whatever and I may have stated that I wax my nuts.....now I did not mean this literally. I meant up above the shaft, but below the waist. Get my drift?? Who in their right mind would wax their actual nut sack! Not only that, but any area's i do wax on my body i get done at a salon by my lil asian female friend!
Cut to this morning......a certain ***boat Member to remain anonymous calls me on my cell phone.
HB member: "Dude........you really wax your balls"
me: "what?"
HB member: "You told me you wax your balls....do you really"
me: "bro i wax....but i don't let em get near the balls"
me: "please tell me you didn't"
HB member: "me balls hurt like hell and they're bleeding"
me: "you actually went and had your actual sack waxed"
me: "who would wax your sack, and not talk you out of it?"
HB member: "no I did it myself"
me: "with what!!!%$" (thinking he used nair or something)
HB member: "with wax.......the kind u heat up in the microwave"
me: "OMG......dude i was joking about the sack, are you crazy"
HB member: "no......i'm just in severe pain, I have em wrapped in toilet paper"
LOL
Hahahhah..........ohhh ****! So there is a hot boat member walking around with his balls wrapped up in toilet paper today!
Sorry so long......i just had to share

[Jbb]

lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:

[Jordy]

lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:
Nah, that was RD calling from Betty Ford talking about his latest "treatment" to stop addiction. :D

[Sleek-Jet]

lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:
So Jordy waxes his nut sack.... :idea: no wonder he's in a bad mood all the time... :argue: :D

[jdogginla]

I'll let the dude with the bleeding balls keep his identity hidden :squiggle:

[Jbb]

Nah, that was RD calling from Betty Ford talking about his latest "treatment" to stop addiction. :D
Got any photographic evidence of such an event...? :p

[Jordy]

Got any photographic evidence of such an event...? :p
We know he was there:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129bfclinic.jpg
Then it was off to his wedding in Vegas.

[Jbb]

We know he was there:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129bfclinic.jpg
Then it was off to his wedding in Vegas.
we need ........evidence........ :)
Shotgun wedding? :2purples:

[RiverToysJas]

This HB Member is question......male or female???? :idea: :p :p
RTJas :D

[boxscore]

Please tell me this is NOT true. :jawdrop:

[Sleek-Jet]

we need ........evidence........ :)
Shotgun wedding? :2purples:
Hold the phone... RD's now sober and married???? :2purples:
Shiiiiiit, next thing you know he'll quit smoking... :hammerhea

[Jordy]

This HB Member is question......male or female???? :idea: :p :p
RTJas :D
Dude, he's talking about ball waxing??? And you ask that question?? :hammerhea

[Jordy]

we need ........evidence........ :)
Shotgun wedding? :2purples:
Perhaps a different thread is in order. :idea:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129lilmisterbfc2.jpg

[ROZ]

ANd he's not a post ho anymore???
OH FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!!! :hammer2:
:D

[Jbb]

Congrats to Dave and ...er...Mrs Dave...?
http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/_derived/index2.htm_txt_shotgun_wedding.gif

[Outnumbered]

So there was a thread or a conversation, can't remember which one awhile back about women and their grooming habits. The conversation or thread then turned to men.....and i mad a statement that waxing AROUND the balls was a pain in the ass, but most effecient for the long term effect. Some guys said they use the Mach 3 or whatever and I may have stated that I wax my nuts.....now I did not mean this literally. I meant up above the shaft, but below the waist. Get my drift?? Who in their right mind would wax their actual nut sack! Not only that, but any area's i do wax on my body i get done at a salon by my lil asian female friend!
Cut to this morning......a certain ***boat Member to remain anonymous calls me on my cell phone.
HB member: "Dude........you really wax your balls"
me: "what?"
HB member: "You told me you wax your balls....do you really"
me: "bro i wax....but i don't let em get near the balls"
me: "please tell me you didn't"
HB member: "me balls hurt like hell and they're bleeding"
me: "you actually went and had your actual sack waxed"
me: "who would wax your sack, and not talk you out of it?"
HB member: "no I did it myself"
me: "with what!!!%$" (thinking he used nair or something)
HB member: "with wax.......the kind u heat up in the microwave"
me: "OMG......dude i was joking about the sack, are you crazy"
HB member: "no......i'm just in severe pain, I have em wrapped in toilet paper"
LOL
Hahahhah..........ohhh ****! So there is a hot boat member walking around with his balls wrapped up in toilet paper today!
Sorry so long......i just had to share
LMAO, cleaning the diet coke off my monitor as I type this :D

[Keithb87]

This HB Member is question......male or female???? :idea: :p :p
RTJas :D
Are you serious?
I would not hope that a female member would not have a sack to wax. :2purples:

[RiverToysJas]

Dude, he's talking about ball waxing??? And you ask that question?? :hammerhea
You just never know these days.... ;)
RTJas :D

[Jbb]

Dude, he's talking about ball waxing??? And you ask that question?? :hammerhea
LMAO.....

[Jordy]

Congrats to Dave and ...er...Mrs Dave...?
http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/_derived/index2.htm_txt_shotgun_wedding.gif
Hang on, I'm still checking out the Betty Ford Clinic pics:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129lilmisterbfc3.jpg

[Keithb87]

I must be a little slow this am. Jordy is on it too quick

[Jordy]

ANd he's not a post ho anymore???
OH FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!!! :hammer2:
:D
He didn't have internet access in his room:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129lilmisterbfc4.jpg

[Sleek-Jet]

You just never know these days.... ;)
RTJas :D
I wonder if that explains why my G/F has an 8" clitoris??? :confused: :confused:

[Jordy]

Congrats to Dave and ...er...Mrs Dave...?
http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/_derived/index2.htm_txt_shotgun_wedding.gif
Here you go JBB, Lil' Mister and Mrs. Lil' Mister:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129rdwedding.jpg
I do believe that they are honeymooning in Mexico right now. ;)

[ROZ]

Perhaps a different thread is in order. :idea:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129lilmisterbfc2.jpg
OH MY GOD, I'd better go buy a lottery ticket.. Looks like Dave is in a church breakroom drinking a diet coke!

[Jordy]

OH MY GOD, I'd better go buy a lottery ticket.. Looks like Dave is in a church breakroom drinking a diet coke!
I do believe that's a meeting hall in the Betty Ford Clinic and that looks like a Silver Bullet to me. ;)

[ROZ]

Looks like you've preped yourself quite well for this, Jordy... Nice pics :D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

I'm laughing so hard it's tough to type through the tears in my eyes! ROFLMAO WhoTF would EVER think of doing that!?!?!?!?!

[Jordy]

Looks like you've preped yourself quite well for this, Jordy... Nice pics :D
Once again, I had nothing to do with the pics, other than finding them and posting them. ;)
Where else are they going on their honeymoon Jordy :)
I have no idea. :D

[Keithb87]

Here is the original thread (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58175&page=2&pp=30&highlight=mach+shaft)

[jdogginla]

I just left him a message to clean his bloody balls with an alcohol swab. Hahahah

[BajaMike]

Got any photographic evidence of such an event...? :p
Please.....NO PICTURES!!!
:supp: :supp: :supp:

[Keithb87]

I just left him a message to clean his bloody balls with an alcohol swab. Hahahah
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jdogginla]

He'll probably do it too........should I call back and tell him i was joking? :messedup:

[Jbb]

Please.....NO PICTURES!!!
:supp: :supp: :supp:
Pics of RD's Betty Ford commitment and wedding is what we were talking about.... :hammerhea :(

[MagicMtnDan]

Lemme get this straight, someone read about waxing nut sacks on the Internet, on THIS forum...and he went out and did it?! :2purples:
Anyone who waxes their nut sack after reading about it online needs to have their Internet privileges taken away before he or someone he knows is even more seriously hurt! :eek:

[jdogginla]

Lemme get this straight, someone read about waxing nut sacks on the Internet, on THIS forum...and he went out and did it?! :2purples:
Anyone who waxes their nut sack after reading about it online needs to have their Internet privileges taken away before he or someone he knows is even more seriously hurt! :eek:
Well in his defense.........it's not like he just saw it on the internet......errr never mind, I can't come up with a good enough reason for the waxing of the sack

[HOSS]

lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn good bro! :D

[Kachina26]

Give us some hints at least :D

[soupersonic]

Everyone knows it is far easier and painless to use epilady on your nut sack.
dont those things rip the hair out root and all? :supp: and this is some how less painfull? cool cant wait for the next epilady story ;)

[topless]

dont those things rip the hair out root and all? :supp: and this is some how less painfull? cool cant wait for the next epilady story ;)I have one of those things if anyone wants to borrow it. You just have to report the results here.

[WYRD]

Perhaps a different thread is in order. :idea:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129lilmisterbfc2.jpg
The church hall or the sperm bank making a "withdraw" :idea: :D

[ROZ]

COMPLETELY wash your hands of any type of muscle relaxer/pain reliever, like Capsaisin, before handling your unit taking a leak....
:2purples: :wink: :hammerhea

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

COMPLETELY wash your hands of any type of myscle relaxer, like Capsaisin, before handling your unit taking a leak....
:2purples: :wink: :hammerhea
LOL

[topless]

COMPLETELY wash your hands of any type of muscle relaxer/pain reliever, like Capsaisin, before handling your unit taking a leak....
:2purples: :wink: :hammerheaI got that crap in my eyes they other day!......... Capsaisin that is. :cry:

[91nordic29]

Lemme get this straight, someone read about waxing nut sacks on the Internet, on THIS forum...and he went out and did it?! :2purples:
Anyone who waxes their nut sack after reading about it online needs to have their Internet privileges taken away before he or someone he knows is even more seriously hurt! :eek:
GILLIGAN!!!!!!!!! :D :D

[91nordic29]

LMAO, cleaning the diet coke off my monitor as I type this :D
i just answered my phone at work "thank you for calling hot boat, this is cindy"
that's pretty bad, now. :redface: :jawdrop:

[Kachina26]

Give us some hints at least :D
Nevermind, the first name that popped into my head was the dude in question. I just got off the phone with him. :squiggle: :messedup:

[WYRD]

i just answered my phone at work "thank you for calling hot boat, this is cindy"
that's pretty bad, now. :redface: :jawdrop:
Get help QUICK!!!!! :D

[Garrddogg]

Ouch! ;)