OGShocker
10-05-2005, 11:53 AM
the funny!
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite
side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to
both men, the Marine was asked what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each
other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a
rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite
side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to
both men, the Marine was asked what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each
other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a
rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."