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Do F150's Float?
10-06-2005, 01:39 PM
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SO-CAL IF.......
1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
5. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below**).
**Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
6. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
7. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.
10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
11. You know what 'In N Out' is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.
12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a " California Roll".
13. You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't remember at least 1 of them.
15. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
16. You know what a Mexican Pizza is, and it's not the one at Taco Bell.
17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.
18. You think that Venice is a beach.
19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.
21. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "310" (visa versa) and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
22. You call 911 and they put you on hold.
23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
25. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.
26. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
27. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
28. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
30. The Terminator is your governor.
31. You know that Taco Bell ISN'T Mexican Food.
32. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California

Red Eye
10-06-2005, 01:52 PM
In 'n' Out is only in Cali???

cdog
10-06-2005, 01:56 PM
In 'n' Out is only in Cali???
They are in AZ and NV too.

WaTchTheGelCoat
10-06-2005, 01:59 PM
In 'n' Out is only in Cali???
Nope, I have eaten at one in Vegas and Havasu

DUSTINU
10-06-2005, 02:00 PM
In 'n' Out is only in Cali???
Nope a couple in Nevada and AZ... but that it. I heard some wall street guys fly them in from time to time, but who knows/cares?

Jyruiz
10-06-2005, 02:06 PM
29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
This is the one that bugs me, the ****ing media hypes it to death.

Do F150's Float?
10-06-2005, 02:07 PM
This is the one that bugs me, the ****ing media hypes it to death.
Ya, it cracks me up when they have "breaking weather updates" for summer heat...

MagicMtnDan
10-06-2005, 02:11 PM
More...
33. You don't bother to vote because no politicians represent you.
34. Your illegal Mexican landscaper, maid, nanny and handyman all think too many illegals are coming to this state.

riverroyal
10-06-2005, 02:17 PM
is red alert day because its a bit windy and kinda dry....big news this morning RED ALERT,i thought we got bombed

UnionJack
10-06-2005, 02:22 PM
some good ones