soupersonic
10-12-2005, 12:53 PM
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State
Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book.
She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball.
He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he had just said. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book.
She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball.
He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he had just said. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.