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Cole
10-13-2005, 03:38 PM
Some people are like Slinkies.
They're not really good for anything,
but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight
of stairs.
Jyruiz
10-13-2005, 03:47 PM
:)
dimarcobros
10-13-2005, 03:49 PM
Lmao!!!!!
Dmb
Phat Matt
10-13-2005, 04:16 PM
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Phat Matt
10-13-2005, 04:20 PM
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
:D
Phat Matt
10-13-2005, 04:22 PM
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
:D
OutCole'd
10-13-2005, 05:30 PM
Matt, stop it, you're killing me..... :D
soupersonic
10-13-2005, 05:34 PM
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich!
soupersonic
10-13-2005, 05:36 PM
Politics is supposed to be the second
oldest profession. I have come to realize that it
bears a very close resemblance to the first.
FMluvswater
10-13-2005, 05:36 PM
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich!
LMFAO! :D
Phat Matt
10-13-2005, 06:03 PM
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.