Speak Only In Lies Thread (that is the true part)

[FMluvswater]

I know it'll be really difficult for everybody to just come in here and think up lies to tell. Nearly impossible I'd bet.

[uvindex]

I've never said things to a woman that I thought she'd like to hear just to get into her pants.

[FMluvswater]

You know I'm really get sick of all these pointless game threads.

[Tom Brown]

I have a big penis.

[hotsand65]

Pointless!!!!!

[cxr133]

NO, i was not checking out your sister or her friends

[uvindex]

Of course those pants don't make you look fat.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I have all my homework done and PLENTY of time to spend here with you all tonight :D

[BigBlockBaja]

I only had 2 beers.....

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

This thread is lame, FM.

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

I think this week-end at the dam-rum will really suck!! I will not have any fun with my kids not there too!!

[termiteguy]

im a virgin and on the pill :D

[Debbolas]

I have wings :D

[Charley]

the Angels deserved to lose tonight

[Debbolas]

There is a dragon in my swimming pool :rollside:

[Debbolas]

I have butterflies in my house
(this is easy :D )

[Debbolas]

I don't like the river................

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

My best friend Kilrtoy just accepted the position as Chief of Security with the Schwarzenegger administration !!!!
:D

[Charley]

Frenchie is not man's best friend

[FMluvswater]

I love to shop!! OMG! I can hardly wait for my next shopping trip!!!

[HBjet]

Frenchie is not man's best friend
And Frenchie isn't running a Pet Care Service!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/20Frenchie.jpg
Gotta love those camera phones!
HBjet :D

[***boateditor]

"Hot Boat has a magazine?" LOL!!! I'm still chuckling over that one.

[Jbb]

The check.....is in the mail....

[Captain Dan]

I'll never drink again.

[76ANTHONY]

"Hot Boat has a magazine?" LOL!!! I'm still chuckling over that one.
THIS ONE SHOULD WIN A PRIZE :D :hammer2:

[faster]

really honey....I was golfing

[WYRD]

No really, I care how you feel

[HOOTER SLED-]

I really like that 76ANTHONY guy, he's cool. :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

WYRD is not gay :crossx:

[HOOTER SLED-]

WYRD is the straightest guy I know. :D

[76ANTHONY]

I really like that 76ANTHONY guy, he's cool. :D :D
:burningm: :burningm: :eat: :eat: :eat: :D

[76ANTHONY]

The Hoots Parties Suck A$$

[WYRD]

77 actually has a girlfriend :idea:

[WYRD]

Jason sexually satisifies Michelle :hammerhea

[Sane Asylum]

It runs about 89.3mph GPS......... :D

[76ANTHONY]

77 actually has a girlfriend :idea:
:D :D :D :D

[MAINEVENT]

I really still love my ex-wife and i have had special feelings for every girl since :sleeping:

[lucky]

i won't cum in your mouth :eek:

[HM]

i won't cum in your mouth :eek:
Kim gets really pissed off when you do and never asks for more.
:2purples:

[Do F150's Float?]

I'm getting TONS of work done! :D

[Rev. Williams]

Daily Lies:
Doctors office - You're going to feel a little pressure!!
Dentist - You're going to feel a little pressure!!
My bed- You're going to feel a little pressure!! :D :D

[FMluvswater]

I've never lied before ... feels strange. :eek:

[lucky]

Kim gets really pissed off when you do and never asks for more.
:2purples:
:eek: he says it taste like molsen ... :crossx:

[lucky]

men really care when women are satisfied :D

[Huckleberry]

Don't worry...It's only a cold sore!

[FMluvswater]

I strongly dislike irony of any kind.

[bunny 166]

There are no hypocrites on this site....

[Tom Brown]

"Hot Boat has a magazine?" LOL!!! I'm still chuckling over that one.
Don't be bitter, thesaurus boy.
At the ***boat forums, we love it when people are happy and content. :)

[bordsmnj]

i'm just glad summer's over with.

[Rexone]

FM is a stickler for rules in the Song Chain.
Tom Brown has a small low powered whacker and his Carlson won't surprise anyone with it's performance.
HJoe93 has faced the reality that the SF 49ers suck and has adopted another football team as his favorite.
The Angels are the best team in baseball and the umps ruined their chances to win the world series.
The ***boat.com moderators are a highly paid group of astute individuals and receive an unlimited supply of ***boat tee-shirts in recognition for their service.
Kim Hanson has refined the art of winter storage for his boat this year.
Kim has also learned to speak the English language with eloquence over the past few months.
The bench racers have all reformed and are no longer homosexual toilet sniffers.

[FMluvswater]

I didn't laugh out loud while reading that.
:D
Forensic
Me neither.

[FMluvswater]

Well I'm pregnant and I feel great.

[Creator]

I love renting from landlords that are incompetent slumlords while I renovate my home!!!

[lucky]

jimmy anderson - has become a moderator :idea:

[little rowe boat]

Arnold is a great governor.

[Keithb87]

It's ok if we just cuddle. Sex is not that imporntant to me.

[FMluvswater]

I really hate men.

[azgfboatgirl]

Today feels like Friday :confused:

[76ANTHONY]

It's ok if we just cuddle. Sex is not that imporntant to me.
ok now thats NOT funny :D :D :D :D

[MsDrmr]

the weekend dam run sucked, all the pees from the forum were pretty boring

[Keithb87]

i won't cum in your mouth :eek:
That's NOT funny either :D :D :D

[MsDrmr]

I don't like giving blow jobs :wink: :eek:

[Keithb87]

I don't like giving blow jobs :wink: :eek:
I don't ever want to meet MS Drmr :rollside:

[bordsmnj]

liberals are great people. they don't totally suck ass.
in other news, i hate good head and i hate bad head, too.

[MsDrmr]

I don't ever want to meet MS Drmr :rollside:
I dont want to meet you either :wink:

[OG'sBeanSack]

is one cool-cat. :cool:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/12505heloshota.JPG

[lucky]

BIG KNOCKERS TURN ME OFF :jawdrop:

[Her454]

I've successfully completed Rehab.

[MsDrmr]

I'm a happily married woman

[Mrs.RoxySnow]

I swear, I've never done that before! :devil:

[SHOCKENYALL]

Dickencider sucks.... :rolleyes:
WOW... that's hard to lie about!!

[azgfboatgirl]

I love working 5 days a week :)

[76ANTHONY]

I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THE I HATE BARBIGRL CULT :crossx:

[Huckleberry]

I love my ex-wife and everything in my sig line is a bald faced lie!

[MsDrmr]

I am so glad to be awake right now

[beyondhelpin]

This thread sucks.

[Stoneman]

I'll be done in two weeks. :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

This will throw ya off....... I LOVE RED X's!!!http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11672red_x.JPG

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

I hate the way my husband eats kitty!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Tom Brown]

Well I'm pregnant and I feel great.
Me too.

[lucky]

HOT BOAT HAS A MAGIZINE :coffeycup

[FMluvswater]

Me too.
that's cuz it's contagious .... either that or you pilfered all my great feelings :idea: I bet you did ... thief! Give them back I hate sharing! :devil:

[FMluvswater]

HOT BOAT HAS A MAGIZINE :coffeycup
that's soooo unfunny

[Tom Brown]

HOT BOAT HAS A MAGIZINE :coffeycup
Me too. :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

I just won the powerball!!!
$340,000,000.00... That's going to suck :rolleyes:

[HammerDown]

I never have any issues going poop.

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

I love Monkey Killers!!!!! :boxingguy

[Rexone]

Shockenyall isn't my sister I lost track of 20 years ago

[Jbb]

Shockenyall isn't my sister I lost track of 20 years ago
My catalog is in the mail......? :rollside:

[SHOCKENYALL]

Shockenyall isn't my sister I lost track of 20 years ago
Rexone has the biggest cock I have ever read about!! :devil:

[OGShocker]

Rexone has the biggest cock I have ever read about!! :devil:
His Hens are big too.!.

[SHOCKENYALL]

His Hens are big too.!.
I hear he likes his "chicks" big!!

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

OG SHOCKER IS THE BEST LOVER I EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I'M NOT JUST PLAYING WITH YOU SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[SHOCKENYALL]

OG SHOCKER IS THE BEST LOVER I EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I'M NOT JUST PLAYING WITH YOU SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
Note to OGSHOCKERS wife,
Hoots and I were not kidding, and yes we dislike him immensely!
:p

[Rexone]

Rexone has the biggest cock I have ever read about!! :devil:
Shockenyall wouldn't be interested in Rexone's cock.
http://www.prosoundweb.com/fun/Photofun/bigcock.jpg

[OGShocker]

I hear he likes his "chicks" big!!
No he does NOT.

[SHOCKENYALL]

Shockenyall wouldn't be interested in Rexone's cock.
http://www.prosoundweb.com/fun/Photofun/bigcock.jpg
lmfao...Your right..... I really don't care for big cocks...... :p

[Rexone]

His Hens are big too.!.
OG Shocker loves rap music at work.

[OGShocker]

OG Shocker loves rap music at work.
Only when my customers are here.

[OGShocker]

OG SHOCKER IS THE BEST LOVER I EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEAK ONLY LIES! :notam:

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

SPEAK ONLY LIES! :notam:
i REALLY WANT TO GET YOU BUSTED!!!!!! :eek: :wink: :wink: :hammerhea

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Note to OGSHOCKERS wife,
Hoots and I were not kidding, and yes we dislike him immensely!
:p
I am not LMAO right now!!!!! :p

[PalapaHead]

I never once made an alias to the liking of OGShocker
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/12505heloshota.JPG

[FMluvswater]

I never have any issues going poop.
I don't care and I quit stalking you btw effective immediately and permanently, I even changed my siggy

[FMluvswater]

As everyone knows Tom Brown just lives three doors down the hall from me and I just want to thank him for the two cups of sugar he let me borrow for that high carb dessert I baked last week. I'll pay you back next week Tom.

[Tom Brown]

I'll pay you back next week Tom.
What the... :(

[FMluvswater]

What the... :(
What?! :confused: I'm good for it.

[topless]

Private messages really are private.

[FMluvswater]

Nobody ever wants to know anyone else's business here.

[HammerDown]

I don't care and I quit stalking you btw effective immediately and permanently, I even changed my siggy
:D :) :D

[Disturbed]

I'm gonna get some work done today :rolleyes:

[Desert Rat]

NOOO Honey those pants don't make your ass look fat!

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

That's gotta feel good!!!

[azgfboatgirl]

Posting on Hot Boat is so boring :rolleyes:

[Boy Named Sue]

I lead such an amazing life all my tales sound like lies, but that's what really happened. Honest. I would'nt lie. Not to you. Don't you trust me?
Yeah, that's it.

[Some Kind Of Monster]

It's a banana in my pants

[Boy Named Sue]

It's a banana in my pants
You good Monsta and I hate it! :mad:

[shueman]

Nah, didn't hear a thing....

[FMluvswater]

I'm just here for porn.

[Boy Named Sue]

I look at FM pics for the fruit.

[FMluvswater]

I look at FM pics for the fruit.
You aren't even clever nor funny neither. :p

[Boy Named Sue]

I'm not rubbing my meat.

[FMluvswater]

I'm a vegetarian.

[Kim Hanson]

Im don't look to start shit :p ........( . )( . )...........

[Kim Hanson]

Porn sucks........( . )( . )............ :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I like rice cars...........( . )( . ).....shiat , I love them. :p

[Kim Hanson]

Im having the best time of my life and I wish this goes on forever :p .......( . )( . )......

[sorry dog]

RD ...uh ... doesn't suck??

[sorry dog]

Tom Brown is the leader of a Extremist Canadian Mormon sect and has 15 wives and 39 children.

[MsDrmr]

I love it when the house insurance, car insurance, car registration, and mileage maint. are all due at the same time :messedup: :2purples:

[FMluvswater]

I hate rock and roll. I hate all 80's music. I'm not addicted to cheese of any kind.

[Rexone]

***boateditor isn't at all funny and its too bad he elected to finally come on the forum and post pics of hotties.

[***boateditor]

***boateditor isn't at all funny and its too bad he elected to finally come on the forum and post pics of hotties.
That is the stupidest thing I've ever read and I disagree with it strongly!

[Rexone]

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read and I disagree with it strongly!
Your a dumass and can't spell you're way out of a paper sacke and have no grammer skills either.

[JackieV]

I hate having sex all day long. Really I do. :p
This is such a silly thread.

[76ANTHONY]

I hate having sex all day long. Really I do. :p
This is such a silly thread.
i dont want to meet jackiev, ever, never, not at all :crossx:

[Disturbed]

I really hate Halloween parties :skull:

[FMluvswater]

I'm considering giving up coffee as well as all other sources of caffeine including chocolate.

[Kim Hanson]

I'm considering giving up coffee as well as all other sources of caffeine including chocolate.
Im moving in on ***boat and staying here full time, she is clicking all the time with such good threads~posts :crossx: ..............( . )( . )........

[Kim Hanson]

I'm considering giving up coffee as well as all other sources of caffeine including chocolate.
Im quiting drinking and shit talking..........( . )( . )............ :p

[Kim Hanson]

I love being hated on here...........( . )( . )........... :p

[FMluvswater]

I love being hated on here...........( . )( . )........... :p
I hate you most of all. :p

[H2OT TIMES]

I've never said things to a woman that I thought she'd like to hear just to get into her pants.
I believe you.

[FMluvswater]

I can't stand violins. Next time I hear violin noise I'm sticking spikes into my eardrums cuz that would hurt less.

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Topless does not have a boyfriend!!!!!

[OGShocker]

Topless does not have a boyfriend!!!!!
I hate fluffy pillows!

[Debbolas]

I hate Halloween :D

[Captain Dan]

Jesse Jackson is good for our country and cares about human suffering, no matter what race the victim may be. :notam:

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

I hate fluffy pillows!
I hate chevy trucks!!!!!

[OGShocker]

My X is a great person and a better mother.
:eek: :2purples: :220v: :boxingguy :hammerhea
That is GREAT for the kids.. :(

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Yeah, Chevy trucks suck and mine breaks down all the time too.
I hate that avatar you have now!!!!!!!!!!!! :yuk: :devil:

[OGShocker]

I hate that avatar you have now!!!!!!!!!!!! :yuk: :devil:
And I hate your POS sigline.

[Debbolas]

I NEVER read books :rollside:
Especially Carl Hiaasen books :rolleyes:

[Captain Dan]

Coors Light tastes good.

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

I HATE monkey chairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mardonzi]

I love my job.... I love my job..... (chanting with a glazed look....)

[FMluvswater]

I loved the sound of silence.

[Garrddogg]

I got my Hot Boat mag on time!!

[Garrddogg]

I got my Hot Boat mag on time!!
YEAH HOT BOAT HAS A MAG!!!! :D

[FMluvswater]

Life sucks.

[FMluvswater]

I really hate his guts.

[hoolign]

I 'm flacid

[TPI]

I got the Hot Boat shirt that was promised to me when I joined this site for $18.

[FMluvswater]

I wish everyone a rotten miserable Christmas.

[Mrs.Racer277]

I love my job! :mad:

[FMluvswater]

My computer loves me.

[FMluvswater]

I hate the sound of hard rain.

[BigBlockBaja]

I hate the sound of hard rain.
FM, when ya comming to Jersey?

[FMluvswater]

FM, when ya comming to Jersey?
Next week. :D

[Rexone]

I hear you're going to Florida too. I'm sure you'll have a great time there.

[FMluvswater]

I hear you're going to Florida too. I'm sure you'll have a great time there.
.... and after that Germany, too. :D

[FMluvswater]

I really wouldn't kill for chocolate. :smile:

[Boy Named Sue]

Due to the lack of local talent, clowns have a long and perilous commute to the desolate and joke starved lands of New Jersey.

[Wake Havasu]

DCB guys are not snobs.

[Charley]

DCB guys are not snobs.
wtf kinda post is that? :rolleyes:

[Charley]

Pretty cheesy to call someone a snob because of the boat they own.... you dont see me posting the fact that V owners are just pussy's, and thats certainly much more accurate than that DCB $hit :D

[FMluvswater]

I'm so thrilled I have A/C.

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I have a big...

[FMluvswater]

I guess you'd finish that sentence with "wad of cash in your wallett"

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I guess you'd finish that sentence with "wad of cash in your wallett"
Well since its a lie i could use pretty much anything!!
I love the Lakers!!

[FMluvswater]

I am NOT tired

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Been lurking on this thread a couple weeks now, just to see what kind of liars I've been hanging out on here with, now I know. :cry:
I never lie.
I never start or spread rumors at work.
And I never just stir the sh!+ just to stir the sh!+.
Oh, and I REALLY want a Ford-powered V-drive, or an outboard. :p

[Cheap Thrills]

My ex wife was sooo fat she wouldnt wear corduroys from fear of starting a fire. :220v:
C.T. :wink:

[topless]

Aaron Spelling is alive and well.

[FMluvswater]

I'm incredibly comfortable.

[FMluvswater]

I know everything.

[~FM]

Of course I'm not drinking coffee.

[photo chick]

I will not watch football today, instead I will clean the entire house, mow the yard and do all the laundry! Oh and I definitely won't have a beer..:rolleyes:

[catman-do]

I love the Raiders (and their fans too!)
Mighty ducks also kick a$$! Their fans are the truest of hockey fans... ;)

[riverroyal]

vacuum,you just cant see the lines on this carpet:D

[Ziggy]

The tooth fairy is real

[OCMerrill]

My ex wife was sooo fat she wouldnt wear corduroys from fear of starting a fire. :220v:
C.T. :wink:
:) :)
I am a world renowned computer guru.
:D :D

[Debbolas]

I hate the movie "Pride and Predjudice"
;)
I'm slaving over a hot stove
I love gossip

[photo chick]

I absolutely love drama!

[Debbolas]

I hate boats and the river

[photo chick]

I am really ready for winter....:mad:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

RD SUX !
http://theinsideline.org/forums/images/smilies/party0006.gif

[ULTRA26 # 1]

I don't want my boat to go any faster.

[topless]

I'm soooooooooo drunk right now.:D

[Dream Chaser]

8 pages and nobody posted this?
"
Sunk the boat
"Well this has been a bad weekend.Was at piru this saturday and making a turn,before I knew it i had just done a 180 degree flip.My cable broke on my jet,imagine that.I allmost when down with the boat due to my leg getting cought between my jet shifter and seat that had been torn off it's mount's.Thank God my two kid's are ok aswell as my friend and myself.My next step is to get the boat out of the lake.Does anybody know about this proceedure? and the cost?.Is it worth it?.My mind is so bent right now and today it just beginning to hit me and man I just can't believe this happen'ed and might I say so quickly.I need some help.Thanks John Case"

[hkunz]

I just love chick flicks! Anything Julia Roberts does is just so fine, especially Steel Magnolias. These films make me feel so, I don't know, manly.

[hkunz]

Or was that Fried Green Tomatoes?

[~FM]

8 pages and nobody posted this?
"
Sunk the boat
"Well this has been a bad weekend.Was at piru this saturday and making a turn,before I knew it i had just done a 180 degree flip.My cable broke on my jet,imagine that.I allmost when down with the boat due to my leg getting cought between my jet shifter and seat that had been torn off it's mount's.Thank God my two kid's are ok aswell as my friend and myself.My next step is to get the boat out of the lake.Does anybody know about this proceedure? and the cost?.Is it worth it?.My mind is so bent right now and today it just beginning to hit me and man I just can't believe this happen'ed and might I say so quickly.I need some help.Thanks John Case"
That wasn't a nice one!

[Debbolas]

I'm not worried about the fires

[maxwedge]

I'm very concerend about the fires reaching IL.

[~FM]

Wow! I had such a great sleep last night.