MsDrmr
10-15-2005, 07:39 AM
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a great looking
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I
had sex with on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber in my rear?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I
had sex with on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber in my rear?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher