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FMluvswater
10-19-2005, 05:54 PM
Which type of woman is yours/are you?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun to look at!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose everything, if you don't try to uninstall her you will still lose everything; basically you're screwed ..........

My Man's Sportin' Wood
10-19-2005, 06:24 PM
LOL, I am a cross between the SERVER woman and the VIRUS

Kim Hanson
10-19-2005, 07:08 PM
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
..........( . )( . )............ :D

HocusPocus
10-19-2005, 07:38 PM
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
this is my wife.. she can even make me look better.. and thats no easy task.

fourspeednup
10-19-2005, 08:18 PM
Thats a good one FM :D
I seem to be finding a lot of the screen saver variety recently :jawdrop:

HCS
10-19-2005, 08:47 PM
One women world.
Doesn't listen to anything I say. Cause she married (To me).
Gets naked when she's ready.
Doesn't matter if I'm ready.
Spends money no matter what. Doesn't matter if we have money.
Thinks going boating is a waste at times.
The money could be spent on new clothes because she's out grown her wardrobe.
Like 80 bucks could buy a round of over size clothes.
I tell her to lose weight.
Not an option.
Never tell a woman that.
It doesn't work. It will go in reverse.
She says I drink too much beer.
I say there's none in the fridge.
I say I want a Harley.
She say's not till your 50. :confused:
She's pre-menopausal and we quit having sex.
Then she goes regular. :rolleyes:
What's with that?? :D
Yep...I'm married. :squiggle: