cdog
10-20-2005, 01:24 PM
A bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween
party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his
head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to
explain his problem.
A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
The man thinks this is terrible, because they have
emphasized his wooden leg. So he writes a letter
of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another
parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset. They have gon! e from
emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
Head. So again he writes the company a nasty
letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another
parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a toffee
apple."
party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his
head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to
explain his problem.
A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
The man thinks this is terrible, because they have
emphasized his wooden leg. So he writes a letter
of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another
parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset. They have gon! e from
emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
Head. So again he writes the company a nasty
letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another
parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a toffee
apple."