Chinese in Five minutes.......

[Big Warlock]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
1) That's not right / Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive / Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP / Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man / Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse / Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach / Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table / Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift / Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here / Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet / Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone / No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week / Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight / Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile / Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive / Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great / Fa Kin Su Pah

[dicudmore]

lol good stuff Rob :D

[Rexone]

:D

[Dusty Times]

I think you better back away from the chinese buffet.
It's starting to affect your brain Rob.
It was funny though :D