What's the chances???

[SHOCKENYALL]

So, if your haven't heard.... the Powerball was won by a person(s) that live here in Jacksonville, OR. That's where my parents live!!! (about 20 miles from me). I CANNOT get a hold of them...... Maybe I should invite them over for dinner.... a really, really nice dinner :D

[76ANTHONY]

So, if your haven't heard.... the Powerball was won by a person(s) that live here in Jacksonville, OR. That's where my parents live!!! (about 20 miles from me). I CANNOT get a hold of them...... Maybe I should invite them over for dinner.... a really, really nice dinner :D
it was me, what times dinner???????????? :D

[Sleek-Jet]

So, if your haven't heard.... the Powerball was won by a person(s) that live here in Jacksonville, OR. That's where my parents live!!! (about 20 miles from me). I CANNOT get a hold of them...... Maybe I should invite them over for dinner.... a really, really nice dinner :D
Agreed... tell them I said "Hi" and I've got a business proposition for them... :D

[Phat Matt]

Remember I always liked you from the moment you signed on here. :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

it was me, what times dinner???????????? :D
For you.... dog shiat burgers.... with grilled worms :devil:

[2Driver]

I have been looking for them for years....Mom, Dad, little brother!

[SHOCKENYALL]

For you.... dog shiat burgers.... with grilled worms :devil:
It might be better than Arbys.....ya never know!!

[76ANTHONY]

For you.... dog shiat burgers.... with grilled worms :devil:
dont forget about the f*** loops :D

[RiverToysJas]

DAMN!!!! Are you serious, it was won??? Are you sure??? I was going to buy ticket when I went to Az this weekend. :mad: I was SO hoping for another roll-over!!!
Well good-luck to your parents, I hope their lives have changed forever. :)
RTJas :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

For you.... dog shiat burgers.... with grilled worms :devil:
LMFAO...........you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

I have been looking for them for years....Mom, Dad, little brother!
little brother???

[76ANTHONY]

LMFAO...........you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
dammit, stop with the help :hammerhea :crossx:

[SHOCKENYALL]

DAMN!!!! Are you serious, it was won??? Are you sure??? I was going to buy ticket when I went to Az this weekend. :mad: I was SO hoping for another roll-over!!!
Well good-luck to your parents, I hope their lives have changed forever. :)
RTJas :D
Yep... I am most positive... it was breaking news for our little town here!!

[SHOCKENYALL]

dammit, stop with the help :hammerhea :crossx:
I luuuuuuuv you 76..... :hammerhea

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

dammit, stop with the help :hammerhea :crossx:
Why I don't know what your talkin about?????????????? :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

I luuuuuuuv you 76..... :hammerhea
Hay now...........this isn't the lie thread is it???? LOL :D

[76ANTHONY]

Why I don't know what your talkin about?????????????? :D
:mad: :D :D :devil:

[76ANTHONY]

I luuuuuuuv you 76..... :hammerhea
thank ypu. mrs hoots, shhhhhhhhhh, she thinks it is :D

[76ANTHONY]

Hay now...........this isn't the lie thread is it???? LOL :D
hater

[Jbb]

If you want to get a hold of them from now on .....you might have to make an appointment thru ....their people.... :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

Hay now...........this isn't the lie thread is it???? LOL :D
Shiat.... with all this thought of $$$$$$$$... I'm getting way confused!!
76----- I forgot ..... I dislike you immensely. ;) j/k

[OGShocker]

Maybe I should invite them over for dinner.... a really, really nice dinner :D
Maybe Topless could help you cook. Now that she knows you are for real...and shit. :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

If you want to get a hold of them from now on .....you might have to make an appointment thru ....their people.... :D
I am "their" only daughter........ I AM their people ;)

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Shiat.... with all this thought of $$$$$$$$... I'm getting way confused!!
76----- I forgot ..... I dislike you immensely. ;) j/k
LMAO.............. :D

[Jbb]

I am "their" only daughter........ I AM their people ;)
Their people will be in touch.... :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

hater
:idea: :idea: :idea: NOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!! i HAVE PLENTY OF LOVE FROM BOTH SEXES!!!!!!!!!!!
neener neener neener !!!

[OGShocker]

LMAO.............. :D
You don't think her folks would get me a new prop do you?
Do you have a picture of my old prop, that you could PM me?

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

You don't think her folks would get me a new prop do you?
Do you have a picture of my old prop, that you could PM me?
Just give her some of that good lovin you give me!!!!! :jawdrop: :D
I can take a pic if you like............ IF I can fix the digi, since J dropped it!!!!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2:

[SHOCKENYALL]

Ya know...... I think I would buy the Naked Turtle..... and have ***boat Peep Specials on every day...... Free Patron shots for Everyone!!! :rollside:
(This special is not valid for "cult " memebers) :devil:

[OGShocker]

Just give her some of that good lovin you give me!!!!! :jawdrop: :D
A note to my WIFE;
Honey,
MHS is just kidding.
Love,
Mark

[pjones]

With a population of 2242 in Jacksonville, that's about $150k
a person before taxes. Maybe whoever won will split it
w/ everybody in town.... :mix:

[SHOCKENYALL]

[QUOTE=Mrs. HOOTER SLED]Just give her some of that good lovin you give me!!!!! :jawdrop: :D
He was with me last..... my camera worked just fine..... I could send ya pics if you'd like.... :wink:

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Ya know...... I think I would buy the Naked Turtle..... and have ***boat Peep Specials on every day...... Free Patron shots for Everyone!!! :rollside:
(This special is not valid for "cult " memebers) :devil:
PLYA and Photoglu might just move in!!!!! :hammerhea :hammerhea :wink:

[OGShocker]

[QUOTE=Mrs. HOOTER SLED]Just give her some of that good lovin you give me!!!!! :jawdrop: :D
He was with me last..... my camera worked just fine..... I could send ya pics if you'd like.... :wink:
This is going to be a long day,
Note to my WIFE.
Honey,
SHOCKENYALL is just kidding.
Love,
Mark

[RiverToysJas]

According to Powerball's website, there was ONE WINNER in the state of Oregon for the $340,000,000 grand prize!!! Man I'd have Lamborgini doors installed on my Tahoe so fast if I won that!!! :cool:
RTJas :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

[QUOTE=Mrs. HOOTER SLED]Just give her some of that good lovin you give me!!!!! :jawdrop: :D
He was with me last..... my camera worked just fine..... I could send ya pics if you'd like.... :wink:
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! My E-Mail is waiting and ready!!!!!
I'll send you the ones I have from the weekend!!!!! We even broke the boat!!!! :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

A note to my WIFE;
Honey,
MHS is just kidding.
Love,
Mark
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :D :devil:
Hi momma OG!!!!! *WINK* *WINK*

[OGShocker]

According to Powerball's website, there was ONE WINNER in the state of Oregon for the $340,000,000 grand prize!!! Man I'd have Lamborgini doors installed on my Tahoe so fast if I won that!!! :cool:
RTJas :D
That would be like putting fake tits on a buck tooth fat GUY! :crossx:

[RiverToysJas]

That would be like putting fake tits on a buck tooth fat GUY! :crossx:
You're right, I'd get myself fake tits too!!!! :idea:

[OGShocker]

You're right, I'd get myself fake tits too!!!! :idea:
Well OK then. :D Glad I could help you spend your money.

[76ANTHONY]

:idea: :idea: :idea: NOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!! i HAVE PLENTY OF LOVE FROM BOTH SEXES!!!!!!!!!!!
neener neener neener !!!
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :D

[76ANTHONY]

Ya know...... I think I would buy the Naked Turtle..... and have ***boat Peep Specials on every day...... Free Patron shots for Everyone!!! :rollside:
(This special is not valid for "cult " memebers) :devil:
WHAT THE %^&(*^ NO CULT MEMBERS???????????? :yuk: :yuk: :argue: :mad: :wink:

[MAINEVENT]

For you.... dog shiat burgers.... with grilled worms :devil:
ROTFLMAO :)

[SHOCKENYALL]

WHAT THE %^&(*^ NO CULT MEMBERS???????????? :yuk: :yuk: :argue: :mad: :wink:
Sorry..... gotta keep the profit margin up!!! :devil: :D

[76ANTHONY]

Sorry..... gotta keep the profit margin up!!! :devil: :D
HEY, WHAT IS THIS THE NEW CULT???????????? :yuk: :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

HOW CAN YOU HATE ON A FACE LIKE THIS?http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2764663476anthony.jpg

[SHOCKENYALL]

[QUOTE=76ANTHONY]HOW CAN YOU HATE ON A FACE LIKE THIS?
Topless would be soooo proud...... and I never said I "hated" you.....remember?? I said I luuuuuuuvvv you, right b4 I said that I disliked you immensely..... but never hate! :rolleyes:

[76ANTHONY]

[QUOTE=76ANTHONY]HOW CAN YOU HATE ON A FACE LIKE THIS?
Topless would be soooo proud...... and I never said I "hated" you.....remember?? I said I luuuuuuuvvv you, right b4 I said that I disliked you immensely..... but never hate! :rolleyes:
:D :D :D

[SHOCKENYALL]

ok..... so I'm not rich!!!! :mad: In the money sort of way that is!!! My mom and pop didn't even buy a ticket.... but said the town is just "bustling" with rumors. Tv crews, news broadcastors.... this shoud give the old folks something to sit one the front porches and talk about for awhile! :p
Just gotta be lucky for the beautiful family, and awesome friends to share all the good times with.... I'm very rich in that aspect :)