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MRS FLYIN VEE
10-22-2005, 12:19 PM
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Wlaking around, he runs into the Devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in Hell.
Devil: Hells not so bad. We actually have alot of fun down here. You a drinkin man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil Well your gonna love Mondays then. All we do is drink on Mondays, We drink and drink until we throw up, then we drink somemore.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
DevilYou a smoker?
Guy: you better believe it.
Devil: Your gonna love Tuesdays. we get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, It's okay--you're already dead.
Guy: Golly!!
Devil: you gamble?
Guy: yes as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good because Wednesday is gambling day. Vraps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes , I love to do drugs.
Devil: Thursday is drug day.Help yourself to a bowl of crack, smoke a doobie. You can do all the drugs you want, you'll never die, your already dead.
Guy:Neat , I never realized hell was such a happenin place!
Devil: You Gay?
Guy: NO.
Devil: Oh, your gonna hate fridays.
:jawdrop:

BajaMike
10-22-2005, 12:21 PM
Good one!
:rollside: :rollside:

Jyruiz
10-22-2005, 12:22 PM
Good one Bro.

Mrs. Bordsmnj
10-22-2005, 12:27 PM
Lol!
Oh, and jyruiz, MRS. Flyinvee is a female, not a bro! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
10-22-2005, 12:28 PM
Lol!
Oh, and jyruiz, MRS. Flyinvee is a female, not a bro! :D
LMAO!! the last time I checked I didn't have anything hangin.. :crossx: :wink:

djunkie
10-22-2005, 12:33 PM
Hello Mrs. Vee. Where you been hiding? :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
10-22-2005, 12:36 PM
Hello Mrs. Vee. Where you been hiding? :D
workin, sick , bored, and in desperate need of a too late river trip. :p

djunkie
10-22-2005, 12:42 PM
workin, sick , bored, and in desperate need of a too late river trip. :p
Its never too late to go to the river. Oh and congrats. on your new river plans. I found out from a little birdie. :wink:

MRS FLYIN VEE
10-22-2005, 12:46 PM
Its never too late to go to the river. Oh and congrats. on your new river plans. I found out from a little birdie. :wink:
thanks.. soon soon soon.. :D

djunkie
10-22-2005, 12:51 PM
thanks.. soon soon soon.. :D
I was at JP's for the enduro and he showed me. Hopefully get to see you guys down there.