MRS FLYIN VEE
10-22-2005, 12:19 PM
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Wlaking around, he runs into the Devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in Hell.
Devil: Hells not so bad. We actually have alot of fun down here. You a drinkin man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil Well your gonna love Mondays then. All we do is drink on Mondays, We drink and drink until we throw up, then we drink somemore.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
DevilYou a smoker?
Guy: you better believe it.
Devil: Your gonna love Tuesdays. we get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, It's okay--you're already dead.
Guy: Golly!!
Devil: you gamble?
Guy: yes as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good because Wednesday is gambling day. Vraps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes , I love to do drugs.
Devil: Thursday is drug day.Help yourself to a bowl of crack, smoke a doobie. You can do all the drugs you want, you'll never die, your already dead.
Guy:Neat , I never realized hell was such a happenin place!
Devil: You Gay?
Guy: NO.
Devil: Oh, your gonna hate fridays.
:jawdrop:
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in Hell.
Devil: Hells not so bad. We actually have alot of fun down here. You a drinkin man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil Well your gonna love Mondays then. All we do is drink on Mondays, We drink and drink until we throw up, then we drink somemore.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
DevilYou a smoker?
Guy: you better believe it.
Devil: Your gonna love Tuesdays. we get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, It's okay--you're already dead.
Guy: Golly!!
Devil: you gamble?
Guy: yes as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good because Wednesday is gambling day. Vraps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes , I love to do drugs.
Devil: Thursday is drug day.Help yourself to a bowl of crack, smoke a doobie. You can do all the drugs you want, you'll never die, your already dead.
Guy:Neat , I never realized hell was such a happenin place!
Devil: You Gay?
Guy: NO.
Devil: Oh, your gonna hate fridays.
:jawdrop: