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soupersonic
10-26-2005, 05:26 PM
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice.

Redwing247
10-26-2005, 05:35 PM
But I'm off the clock.............. :yuk:

mike37
10-26-2005, 05:49 PM
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice.
that funny stuff right there
I would like to find the one about taking a day of very similar

a catered life
10-27-2005, 06:07 AM
i may have been counted twice or three times in this poll
mentally i'm already retired
i'm a pretty big guy so i make have been counted twice for the population
i work for the county and in school at the same time and if my boss ever finds out i post this much from my desk i surely headed to prision (cause i will have to kill him) :D :confused:

mike37
10-27-2005, 06:16 AM
i may have been counted twice or three times in this poll
mentally i'm already retired
i'm a pretty big guy so i make have been counted twice for the population
i work for the county and in school at the same time and if my boss ever finds out i post this much from my desk i surely headed to prision (cause i will have to kill him) :D :confused:
If you got all that going on you are overworked

GHT
10-27-2005, 06:30 AM
Now that's some funny F'ing Sh1t right there... :)
You left out the fact that the two people working are busy posting on HB...

MsDrmr
10-27-2005, 06:36 AM
Hey.... I thought I was the one doing all the work :D

76ANTHONY
10-27-2005, 06:49 AM
ummm work? huh? :D

MsDrmr
10-27-2005, 09:10 AM
ummm work? huh? :D
it's all about work....isn't it

HocusPocus
10-27-2005, 09:26 AM
thats it.. im gonna make my kids drop outta school and get some damn jobs!! you can add 4 more to your total! :crossx: :crossx: