HEY JACKAZZ, Watch the F*** out

[Kilrtoy]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink now

[Mrs.Racer277]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink now
If the lake was empty do you have a Jackazz magnet on your boat????
Dang sounds like a tough lake day for a friday in Havi. :yuk:

[phebus]

Kilrtoy, I know you don't go anywhere slow :) , they probably didn't plan on you closing so fast!! :rollside:

[Jbb]

and finally GLASTRON DICKWAD
Brown.... :mad:

[phebus]

Or, they saw your wife's boobies, and went Mr. Magoo on you. :rollside:
I know as a fact, they've caused me to trip on the beach :rollside:

[Kilrtoy]

Rick you are right i do go everywhere full throttle.....
BUT
today was an exception, I just cruised cruised today, except the one ride I gave to someone and one hot pass. I maybe passed 7 boats all day on the water
and yes keyes I almost got creamed, by three jackass's.....
and all the incidents happened within 5 minutes of each other

[Psycho Squid]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink nowYou can'y get hit @ HAVASU if your @ Mohave, it just can,t happen..... :) Maybeeeeee You aimed @ them? What's their side of the story? Maybeeeeeee they all had steering & engine problems! I have to ask.........Were you in a no-wake zone! :rollside:
Hava-Squid.

[Kilrtoy]

You can'y get hit @ HAVASU if your @ Mohave, it just can,t happen..... :) Maybeeeeee You aimed @ them? What's their side of the story? Maybeeeeeee they all had steering & engine problems! I have to ask.........Were you in a no-wake zone! :rollside:
Hava-Squid.
Their side is they are F***in LOSERS...
YOU DO NOT TURN LEFT IN TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.................PERIOD
trust this is not my rule.....
But I did make a pass thru the channel at 100

[Psycho Squid]

But I did make a pass thru the channel at 100A Hundred that's HOT! I Have so many stories.............Toooooo many people That just do-not have a clue or boating skills. I'm a " Private Pilot " and I see the same in the air......... Please be safe out there!
You will find me in the channel Squid!! :)

[H20 Toie]

Be careful Kilr remember Fast Freddie is out there and he might turn on his blower on you.

[SummitKarl]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink now
Glasston Dickwadd was still out there, I had a run in with him wed night. right out in front of Crazy horse, The F-tard did the exact same thing to me but it was dark and I did come off plane and only missed each other by maybe 50ft :hammerhea I should of just ran him over, because he did turn into me not once but three times as we were heading towards each other

[ROZ]

But I did make a pass thru the channel at 1: 00
There.. fixed it for ya :D

[ROZ]

Be careful Kilr remember Fast Freddie is out there and he might turn on his blower on you.
I think you all chased the poor guy off :D

[RiverDave]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink now
For some reason I'm not understanding the jerkoff # 2 dealio.. If they were hugging the shorline and heading SOUTH (as they should be, from my limited understanding of boating.. and the counter clockwise action..) and they tried to head more towards the shoreline (aka right) then what exactly did they do wrong?
RD

[Old Texan]

I almost hit two young girls on a jetski last Saturday right infront of Castle Rock. We came around the little corner going upriver, another boat was trailing me to my right. Probably doing about 40-45. They came straight at me, nowhere to go on the right, traffic passing on the left. I kept waiting for them to do something or move, but they came straight at me and turned left in front of me at the last minute. I came to a complete stop and they were probably 20' from me, almost like they never saw me, which would be nearly impossible.
Young girls + Jet Ski, Impossible? No, that combination can produce any idiotic far out F--- up beyond reality. A combination that spells disaster. When they saw you did they give out a dumbass giggle?
Lake lice should be banned especially with young girls and macho middle aged men trying to impress them, another story. :cool:

[ghittner]

HMMM???? How fast were you going at each of these incidents?????

[phebus]

Ha ha ha, I'm going to give this thread about one more page. By then it will be all Kilrtoys fault. Funny how this place turns............ :rollside:

[ghittner]

One tends to hang ones self the more one speaks!

[dicudmore]

You can'y get hit @ HAVASU if your @ Mohave, it just can,t happen..... :) Maybeeeeee You aimed @ them? What's their side of the story? Maybeeeeeee they all had steering & engine problems! I have to ask.........Were you in a no-wake zone! :rollside:
Hava-Squid.
So which one were you driving? The Glastron?

[dicudmore]

For some reason I'm not understanding the jerkoff # 2 dealio.. If they were hugging the shorline and heading SOUTH (as they should be, from my limited understanding of boating.. and the counter clockwise action..) and they tried to head more towards the shoreline (aka right) then what exactly did they do wrong?
RD
yes #2 needs further clarification...

[centurion tunnel]

yes #2 needs further clarification...
I was reading the post and questioned #2 awell,but it does not take a brain surgen to figure out that it was just a recall of the events of a near miss on the lake again. We all should be reading a story like this and exercising more common since while at the lake's or river's. It only take's a split second on either one's part to ruin a vaction or your life.

[Not So Fast]

Hell Kilr, you should have just pulled that off duty piece out (you know the one I'm talking about) and opened fire on the idiots! J/K :D :D NSF

[Kilrtoy]

For some reason I'm not understanding the jerkoff # 2 dealio.. If they were hugging the shorline and heading SOUTH (as they should be, from my limited understanding of boating.. and the counter clockwise action..) and they tried to head more towards the shoreline (aka right) then what exactly did they do wrong?
RD
Story #2 they were hugging the shoreline, but on the island side, which is the side the N/B traffic travels on.....Hope that clarifys it better , Sorry dave....

[Psycho Squid]

So which one were you driving? The Glastron?Not me.........Dad Took my keys awhile ago Something about a 500 shot of nos was Hard on an Alpha drive. :)

[andy01]

For some reason I'm not understanding the jerkoff # 2 dealio.. If they were hugging the shorline and heading SOUTH (as they should be, from my limited understanding of boating.. and the counter clockwise action..) and they tried to head more towards the shoreline (aka right) then what exactly did they do wrong?
RD
And from the limited boating I to would like to know why someone would pass on the RIGHT side when over taking traffic against the shore line???????
And if you have such a fast boat why not just steer clear of all traffic? It would only take you seconds to go 100 feet in the other direction. I mean if the lake is dead then why would you even have traffic in your pattern?
Andy

[SHOTKALLIN]

I think its time for that drink Miguel. :crossx:

[BoatPI]

Now look u guys, I have been up in my new Canadian rockie pad for 2 weeks now..No sign of Mr. Brown. But I note a guy in a canoe nearly collide with a small rock, but he made it through. The water is maybe 42F. Time to walk to the local micro brewery, I am way too stressed!

[Kilrtoy]

And from the limited boating I to would like to know why someone would pass on the RIGHT side when over taking traffic against the shore line???????
And if you have such a fast boat why not just steer clear of all traffic? It would only take you seconds to go 100 feet in the other direction. I mean if the lake is dead then why would you even have traffic in your pattern?
Andy
Andy u r Kiling me...
he was on the wrong side of the water and made all the wrong turns....

[Eliminator951]

Hey everyone, new to the forum but not new to boating, I spend a lot of time watching all of the idiots in front of the casinos in Bullhead, for some reason the rentals have no clue what they are doing, I think the only instruction they are given is where the throttle is. Over easter weekend I was up there and it was too shallow to take out the boat so I hopped on one of my dad's sea doos with my 4 year old sitting in front of me, I wasn't out 5 minutes going straight for the no wake zone doing about 5 mph when 1 waverunner cuts me off and splashes us, as I am yelling a few words at them I notice someone out of the corner of my eye ***BAM*** another ski hits me right in the rear, throws me and my daughter into the water, hit me in the leg and does $1,400 in damages to my ski. Luckily they were honest kids and stopped to help, the girl was 18 with no license; both rentals with less than 1 hour experience.
To make a long story short, police report was filed, girl took full blame but said she NEVER saw me? Other than a nice 8" diameter bruise on my leg, my daughter was fine, the rental company is suposed to have a check for me next weekend after I declined to accept the girls offer of 14 monthly payments of $100! The rental company also told me that same ski was totaled the next day after someone t-boned a ponton boat.
Did I mention that there were only 3 skis on the river????? I feel your aggrivation, why do people think when they hit the water there are no rules or traffic patterns to follow?
Everyone have a safe fun summer!
Mike

[BoatPI]

BoatCop might jump in on this but as I recall the Casino area is the most dangerous boating area in the country. The serious stuff has diminished after the bouys were set up, but over 50% of collisions involving injury or death involves 1st time boaters and RENTALS. BoatCop might confirm this bus the Coast Guard reports these figures yearly.
Just think back a few years as you know why the boating age changed in CA, but sadly NOT in AZ. Two girls , one decapated, at the I-40 bridge operating a Waverunner.....they struck a pontoon boat

[franky]

It was the pasties. I know it was,

[tcook33]

Sounds like a bunch of pointless bitching to raise your post count to me.....

[VEGASBABY]

Hell Kilr, you should have just pulled that off duty piece out (you know the one I'm talking about) and opened fire on the idiots! J/K :D :D NSFOnly Yvonne gets the off duty piece pulled on her :cool:

[Blown 472]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink now
Why dont you take that boat to the ocean?? ascared? or afraid nobody can see your bling?

[purrfecttremor]

You aint seen nothin yet! Wait till they make it one way through the channel.Going around the island will be like making a bozi run.I think Im going to wear a helme if that happens.Site 6 will be like a danger zone!!!

[Mrs.Killer]

If the lake was empty do you have a Jackazz magnet on your boat????
Dang sounds like a tough lake day for a friday in Havi. :yuk:
I think he does have a Jackazz magnet on his boat, so please watch out for us... :yuk:

[Mrs.Killer]

ya i agree, if the lake was "empty", how can you almost get "creamed" (who says creamed ever) by three people ??? --- maybe you're wearing a "dipshit", "jerkoff" and "dickwad" sign on your forehead !!!! :rolleyes:
Didn't he give your sign back to you.

[Mrs.Killer]

Ha ha ha, I'm going to give this thread about one more page. By then it will be all Kilrtoys fault. Funny how this place turns............ :rollside:
Of coure it will, because he is Kilrtoy. When the haters see a thread by him , they come out .

[Blown 472]

Of coure it will, because he is Kilrtoy. When the haters see a thread by him , the come out .
Nope, just hoping he will post a pic of your cans.

[phebus]

Of coure it will, because he is Kilrtoy. When the haters see a thread by him , the come out .
Hater bait :)

[XTRM22]

Of coure it will, because he is Kilrtoy. When the haters see a thread by him , the come out .
I had similar problems with idiots on Saturday coming back from Park Moabi, at least none were real close calls. If this is how summers gonna be I'm stickin with Fridays, Sunday mornings, and any weekday that's not a holiday. :) Yvonne, Thanks for the hug Friday it was the high point of my weekend! :220v: :rollside:
CHuck

[Mrs.Killer]

I had similar problems with idiots on Saturday coming back from Park Moabi, at least none were real close calls. If this is how summers gonna be I'm stickin with Fridays, Sunday mornings, and any weekday that's not a holiday. :) Yvonne, Thanks for the hug Friday it was the high point of my weekend! :220v: :rollside:
CHuck
Anytime Chuck!! :rollside:

[Mrs.Killer]

Hater bait :)
Haiter bait, maybe we can sell this sh*t.

[Kilrtoy]

sticking up for your lil "boy", how cute :cry: :rolleyes: -
Oh you are killing me.....
She dont need to stick up for me....
She is helping to stir the pot.
Ask ROCKY about her...

[Mrs.Killer]

sticking up for your lil "boy", how cute :cry: :rolleyes: -
Wouldn't you stick up for your MALE LOVER too. :crossx:

[phebus]

Go Mrs. Killer, I really like the way you are dishing out these days. :)

[Mrs.Killer]

Go Mrs. Killer, I really like the way you are dishing out these days. :)
I had a cup of kool-aid this evening. :rollside:

[MR HARLEY]

Mrs. Killa is the Greatest :clover:
Happy Mothers day BTW.

[Mrs.Killer]

Mrs. Killa is the Greatest :clover:
Happy Mothers day BTW.
Missed you this weekend :cry:

[MR HARLEY]

Missed you this weekend :cry:
We missed you also :) I hope you had a great day today.

[Big Warlock]

Just checking this over to make sure I wasn't one of Kilr's problems this weekend! :crossx: For the record, I stuck to the middle of the lake or channel and bullied my way around! If someone hit me or I hit them, I doubt I felt it. LOL :yuk:

[dicudmore]

I had similar problems with idiots on Saturday coming back from Park Moabi, at least none were real close calls. If this is how summers gonna be I'm stickin with Fridays, Sunday mornings, and any weekday that's not a holiday. :) Yvonne, Thanks for the hug Friday it was the high point of my weekend! :220v: :rollside:
CHuck
Anytime Chuck!! :rollside:
Where is the line for one of these hugs from Mrs Kilrtoy? :D
BTW had a kinda close call sunday morning cruising up to Topock. Cruising along up in the gorge in Todd969's pontoon 30 MPH or so had 1 idiot on lake lice pull out in front of me. He saw us, turned away and stopped, and waved at his idiot buddy to stop. The other one pulled out anyway, maybe 15-20' from our bow then was like a deer in headlights, stopped right in front of us. Chopped the throttle hard enough to throw people from their seats to miss this moron :220v:

[Sandbar Mike]

Three jackazz's today almost creamed me....
#1 DIPSHIT in a blue and yellow 21 CARRERA decides hey that is a nice cove and makes a hard left into my path, luckily I was only going 70 and we barely missed.
Then JERKOFF #2 is heading south around site 6 hugging the shore line then turns right into the shore instead of left.
and finally GLASTON DICKWAD pulls out of site 6 and is driving along the island side head on with me, so I turn right as i should , he turns left, I turn left, he turns right, I turn back right he turns left.... I bring the boat almost off plane and miss by about 100'.....
DID I TELL YOU THE LAKE WAS EMPTY TODAY, almost noone here
Im done, need a drink now
I just got stressed out reading that and I'm sitting hear in my office. I hate those days on the water.

[Mrs.Killer]

Where is the line for one of these hugs from Mrs Kilrtoy? :D
BTW had a kinda close call sunday morning cruising up to Topock. Cruising along up in the gorge in Todd969's pontoon 30 MPH or so had 1 idiot on lake lice pull out in front of me. He saw us, turned away and stopped, and waved at his idiot buddy to stop. The other one pulled out anyway, maybe 15-20' from our bow then was like a deer in headlights, stopped right in front of us. Chopped the throttle hard enough to throw people from their seats to miss this moron :220v:
There's no line Dan. You always see me, just take one. :rollside:

[Wake Havasu]

Exiting the Topock Marina and trying to head back to Havi is pure excitement too.
I get the 50 MPH plus guys hugging the eastern corner as they head north between the bridge pylons.

[BajaMike]

Only Yvonne gets the off duty piece pulled on her :cool:
I like your avatar too....:D
http://www.***boat.net/forums/customavatars/avatar10195_4.gif
Nice!

[MR HARLEY]

There's no line Dan. You always see me, just take one. :rollside:
See what I mean, the Greatest!!