Kilrtoy
11-07-2005, 03:44 PM
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SO-CAL WHEN.......
1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annualincome.
2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless youcheck your cell
phone.
4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
5. You begin to "lie" to your friends abouthow close you are when
you know damn well that it'll take you at least anhour to get there
(see below**).
Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matterwhat the
distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
6. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
7. In the "winter", you can go to the beachand ski at Big Bear on
the same day.
8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away onfoot, you're
definitely driving.
10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing theirarea code.
11. You know what In N Out is and feel bad for allthe other
states! because they don't have any.
12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
13. You really can never be too rich or too thin ortoo tan.
14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't
remember any of them.
15. You go to a tanning salon before going to thebeach.
16. You eat pineapple on pizza.
17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impressionon the side of
your head.
18. You think that Venice is a beach.
19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs"in your meal.
20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beachis.
21. You classify new people you meet by their AreaCode. An "818" would
never date a "562"
and anyone from "323" or "213" isghetto/second class.
Best area code: "714." Nobody likes anyonefrom the "909" because it
stinks there.
22. You call 911 and they put you on hold.
23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
25. You think you are better than the people who live"Over the
Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hillyou are currently
residing, you are just better than them, for whateverreason.
26. You know that if you drive two miles in anydirection you will
find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
27. You know what "sigalert","PCH", and "the five" mean.
28. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a reporton every news
station: "STORM WATCH"
30. The Terminator is your governor.
31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on toother friends from
SO-CAL!
haha
1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annualincome.
2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless youcheck your cell
phone.
4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
5. You begin to "lie" to your friends abouthow close you are when
you know damn well that it'll take you at least anhour to get there
(see below**).
Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matterwhat the
distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
6. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
7. In the "winter", you can go to the beachand ski at Big Bear on
the same day.
8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away onfoot, you're
definitely driving.
10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing theirarea code.
11. You know what In N Out is and feel bad for allthe other
states! because they don't have any.
12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
13. You really can never be too rich or too thin ortoo tan.
14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't
remember any of them.
15. You go to a tanning salon before going to thebeach.
16. You eat pineapple on pizza.
17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impressionon the side of
your head.
18. You think that Venice is a beach.
19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs"in your meal.
20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beachis.
21. You classify new people you meet by their AreaCode. An "818" would
never date a "562"
and anyone from "323" or "213" isghetto/second class.
Best area code: "714." Nobody likes anyonefrom the "909" because it
stinks there.
22. You call 911 and they put you on hold.
23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
25. You think you are better than the people who live"Over the
Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hillyou are currently
residing, you are just better than them, for whateverreason.
26. You know that if you drive two miles in anydirection you will
find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
27. You know what "sigalert","PCH", and "the five" mean.
28. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a reporton every news
station: "STORM WATCH"
30. The Terminator is your governor.
31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on toother friends from
SO-CAL!
haha