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HighRoller
11-10-2005, 10:44 AM
After reading the hangover scale, I thought this would be a fun one.
The worst one I ever had was after a Bachelors' party weekend in Parker. Saturday, we started drinking moderately at 10AM. By noon we had a light buzz on and decided to head to the RR for the Wet-T contest. I was abducted by a bachelorettes party to be their "bodyguard", and in exchange they all bought me drinks and took turns sitting on my lap. Well, for the next 6 hours or so we drank roadrapers, purple hooters, scooby snacks and coors light nonstop. When my friends left, the girls said they'd give me a ride so I stayed and kept drinking. I got back to the house at 8pm or so. After a quick break at Parker Dam Pizza, we hit it hard again. My buddy mixed up a batch of Pum Runch and we downed that. We hit Fox's for a while before coming back up river and floating by the dam for a couple hours. Finally, about 4AM we called it good and hit the sheets.
At about 9am I woke up feeling fine. Until I sat up. And tried to walk. My head was killing me and my stomach was convulsing. I wasn't sure if I was going to puke or crap my pants. (or both) When someone tried to hand me a beer, the smell of it made me dry heave. For the whole day I couldn't get more than 50 feet from the bathroom because my bowels were giving me zero notice when it was go time! To my credit, I never puked. But I did feel like I was on the verge all day. I mean like several times an hour walking to a discreet spot, sure this was the big one, taking deep breaths and spitting a lot. In retrospect, I should have just done it. Anyways, I left that afternoon to drive from Parker to Laughlin. Well, I made it to Havasu before I had to pull over and rest!!! When I got home that night I cranked up the air, climbed in bed, took 5 ibuprofen with a gallon of water and passed out. I woke up at 4pm Monday and still felt iffy. I wasn't able to function again until Tuesday morning. BAD BAD BAD! Two day hangovers are not good!
So what about you fockers? I'm sure you have better stories than I do so let's hear em'!! :2purples:

SummitKarl
11-10-2005, 11:02 AM
worst one was early 20's or so and a bottle of 151, puke'n my guts out all over Lake Calavaras, and crazy as ZIGGY was lighting my puke on fire :D

Her454
11-10-2005, 11:02 AM
1981 in El Golfo Mexico. Saturday night around the campfire drinking Mezcal. I was only about 19 at the time and unaware of the evils of Tequila. And in my wise old age I have found that drinking Tequila in a foreign country compounds the hangover by tenfold.
Anyway, the bottle is being passed around and being the uneducated, already somewhat beer buzzed idiot that I was, I was chugging shots straight from the bottle to prove my....uh......idiocy. When it came time for the Saturday night open header run down the beach in the 4x4's and ATC's I was well into the 10 feet tall and bullet proof stage.
Half way down the beach, bouncing up and down in the truck and having a complete blast in all the blurr, I realized I didn't feel so well and asked my high school sweetheart to pleaseeeeeeee pull over as I needed some air. As Im standing at the back of the blazer in all the beauty of the beach and Mexico, I'm puking my gutts up. I'm still blessed with the same friends I had back in the day and they still like to bring it up how I was trying to be a lady while hanging on to the bumper to hold myself up while puking...and breathing in the blazer exhaust.
Puking.....exhaust......puking ......exhaust......
There is nothing worse than a Tequila/Mexican Gas hangover.
I was sick for at least 4 days after that and I will never, ever, drink Tequila again. Its on rare occasion that I drink it in a Margarita and even then I usually regret it.
Tequila is evil.

ROZ
11-10-2005, 11:15 AM
My last hangover lasted almost a week..... Gotta love 36hrs in vegas with only 4 hours sleep... :D

LAFD
11-10-2005, 11:31 AM
at my cousins g/f's birthday party had about 7 big ass glasses of long island ice t's in about an hour. didnt hit me right away so i had another 3 or 4. needless to say puked big time had some crazy distance on it to. next day the smell of food made me hurl. slept all day and drank water. never dry heaved so much in my life.

Freak
11-10-2005, 11:35 AM
1 bottle of Gold Shologger = hungover for a week.

HighRoller
11-10-2005, 11:36 AM
Don't feel bad, H454. Jose Cuervo and I parted ways about ten years ago due to a similar incident. That's why they call it "TOKILLYA"!

Do F150's Float?
11-10-2005, 11:36 AM
Long island's were my undoing too (along with something called a polish redhead...i don't remember what was in it, but you drank it as fast as you could out of drink stirrers). I sat on a curb for an hour a block away from the house trying to devise a cover story with my friends...got hassled by the cops (scary because i was only 17 then) and puked in a gutter... I swore was never drinking again... LOL

barbigrl
11-10-2005, 11:38 AM
Last year at RD's. Thanksgiving. I attempted to make Thanksgiving dinner for everyone while drinking wine (trying to be fancy) well wine just tastes so dam good. I moved from a fancy wine glass to the bottle. Everyone kept asking me if I needed help, I refused it of course! Needless to say I passed out before the food was even done. Woke up the next morning with the WORST hang over I have ever had in my existance. The worst part....there was no thanksgiving food left!!! So I missed Thanksgiving all together. :frown:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
11-10-2005, 11:41 AM
When I was 20 at a girlfriends party.....We were going to see who could drink the most JOSE....Well I was first DOWNED half of a BIG bottle.....a few minutes later my friend asked if Iwas ok...I said yes and fell backwards and hit my head on a BRICK WALL!!!!!!!!!! I still went other places with them .....while throwwing up......fighting(or trying to)LOL and blacking out off n on!!! I woke up the next morning in a bed with SPIRALS all over it!!! Lets say they were spinning and I puked everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

HOOTER SLED-
11-10-2005, 11:43 AM
When I was 20 at a girlfriends party.....We were going to see who could drink the most JOSE....Well I was first DOWNED half of a BIG bottle.....a few minutes later my friend asked if Iwas ok...I said yes and fell backwards and hit my head on a BRICK WALL!!!!!!!!!! I still went other places with them .....while throwwing up......fighting(or trying to)LOL and blacking out off n on!!! I woke up the next morning in a bed with SPIRALS all over it!!! Lets say they were spinning and I puked everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Lightweight. :D

riverbound
11-10-2005, 11:44 AM
My worst hangover makes me sick to this day.
the brief rundown
2 empty bottles of Goldschlager
1 empty bottle of Jager
1 mostly empty bottle of Smirnoff Apple vodka
and countless empty beer cans.
I was hung over for about 6 days....and puked for 5 of them.
I should have gone to the hospital for alchohol poisoning :(

barbigrl
11-10-2005, 11:46 AM
My worst hangover makes me sick to this day.
the brief rundown
2 empty bottles of Goldschlager
1 empty bottle of Jager
1 mostly empty bottle of Smirnoff Apple vodka
and countless empty beer cans.
I was hung over for about 6 days....and puked for 5 of them.
I should have gone to the hospital for alchohol poisoning :(
u should have died.... :devil:

Ivan Dan
11-10-2005, 11:46 AM
A bunch of us had a tradition of going on the 3 day Ensenada cruise every year. About 2 years ago we drank beers all day and after dinner I started in on the double Goose and Redbulls and I didn't end up going to bed until 4am. When I got up about 11am I puked my brains out for a long while. I puked so much I ended up puking blood. Needless to say the rest of that day I didn't drink anymore and if memory serves I don't think I drank much if anything the rest of the trip.

riverbound
11-10-2005, 12:39 PM
u should have died.... :devil:
I know....and there were times where I wish I would have :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
11-10-2005, 12:47 PM
Lightweight. :D
OK MR. Blood thrower upper!!!!!!!!! :jawdrop:

Freak
11-10-2005, 01:04 PM
My worst hangover makes me sick to this day.
the brief rundown
2 empty bottles of Goldschlager
1 empty bottle of Jager
1 mostly empty bottle of Smirnoff Apple vodka
and countless empty beer cans.
I was hung over for about 6 days....and puked for 5 of them.
I should have gone to the hospital for alchohol poisoning :(
Ooooooh my! LOL....

HCS
11-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Worst hangover.
Back in Highscrool a buddy of mine had a party. Well, him and I decided to start early and brake open a gallon of Southern Comfort.
Between the two of us we just about killed the whole bottle.
4 hours later when the party was in high gear I barfed all over the bathroom.
Then passed out on the floor in the barf. I was so screwed up they had to pick me up and throw me in the bathtub, clothes on and all then they showered me down.
After that they through me in the back room on the bed where I passed out for the night.
When I woke up in the morning I thought I was dead. I pissed all over myself that night because I was so out of it. I serious though I was going to die from alcohol poisoning. It took me a whole week to recover.
To this day I can not drink Southern Comfort. I almost barf at the smell.

MAINEVENT
11-10-2005, 01:09 PM
All i remember is i was introduced to "Shoot the Root" i guess i won the contest on who can do the most in an hour i killed 10 of them and drank 2 beers in between and kept drinking for a couple hours after that... :hammerhea then it was a done deal i was hugging the Porcelen (sp?) God for hours on end i swore that was bad enough untill i woke up :( :( :( :(

Her454
11-10-2005, 01:16 PM
I cant even imagine drinking Tequila and going in to that bathroom with the freaky floor that someone posted the other day....... I'd be a gone - er.

HCS
11-10-2005, 02:34 PM
I cant even imagine drinking Tequila and going in to that bathroom with the freaky floor that someone posted the other day....... I'd be a gone - er.
Be a good way to face plant. :sqeyes:

diggler
11-10-2005, 02:34 PM
My first was when I was only 16yrs old. My older brother of just two years threw a party on an island in a river that drained into Lake Erie (Michigan). My job was to hustle all his friends back and forth from the island to the shore to ferry people. Well, needless to say I was sick of it after a while and had pretty much my first entire beer.
Now keep in mind I was only 16 at the time (1985). I couldn't have drank more than 6 beers or so. I woke up in the tent on the island sometime around 2AM, and started puking. This then moved on to dry heaving, which then moved on to crapping in the woods of the island AND dry heaving. Ughhh.... i remember it to this day.
I couldn't move for two days. It took over two years before I could stand the smell of beer without dry heaving. Fortunately, today I like beer just fine! :D
Of course, this is one of the many, many, many times over the years that I swore I would never drink again.

Her454
11-10-2005, 02:54 PM
Now keep in mind I was only 16 at the time (1985). I couldn't have drank more than 6 beers or so.
LOL you still cant drink more than 6 beers without getting into trouble mister............................ :)

Cole Trickle
11-10-2005, 03:37 PM
On my 22nd birthday we had a ton of people over at the house and then went to a club arond 9pm.
We estimate that I had around 15-20 shots of tequila before we left for the club.(Naturally it was my birhtday so I did a shot with everyone)
Once we got to the club my friends told everyone in the bar that it was my birthday,since it was $1.00 you call it well drinks/tap beer everybody in the bar was a big spender and I did my best to throw down everything that was put before me.
After sweet talking 2 of the homeliest girls in the bar to take me home for a threesome I threw up on the dance floor and was escorted from the club before the clock struck 10:30pm and I could fullfill every mans 20 y/o fantasy.
Luckily my good friends noticed I was missing and came and found me sitting on the curb at about midnight and took me home! :cry: :yuk:
Once home I passed out half way in the door and proceeded to sleep with my shoes/clothes on in the hallway.(My good friends took some great pictures;))
I missed my birthday at my mothers house the next day.
I slept for easily 36 hours and couldn't eat/drink until monday morning.
We figure I had 30+ shots and over 5 beers that night. :devil: :frown: :rollside: :cry:
Good times!!!!

my21advantage
11-10-2005, 04:05 PM
I feel like a light weight compared to you drunks.....
god I would be dead if I was the product of half those stories. trust me I've been known to puck while in the boat, rolling up 95 - good times. :D

Hallett19
11-10-2005, 04:26 PM
coke hangover

ShowSumSkin
11-10-2005, 04:26 PM
In college after a frat party. I remember shots of tequila and beer bongs. One of my guy friends had to carry me all the way across campus back to the dorms over his shoulder. I woke up laying on the floor in the dorm bathroom who I shared with 34 other girls!!!! YUCK!!