Flashover
11-18-2005, 07:31 AM
The Plan!
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this messag
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will
be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever,
for
seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We on't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your
tired,
your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this messag
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will
be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever,
for
seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We on't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your
tired,
your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "