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topless
11-18-2005, 10:32 AM
I'm officially running for Mayor of Kingman Arizona. I pledge to make this city a wonderful place to reside. On my agenda for the upcoming years are..
1. It will become MANDATORY for all Kingman residents to complete the 8th grade at least. Weekly spelling bee's, and for an incentive winners will recieve 10 dollars not to be used for drugs.
2. Drug rehab facilities on all major street corners and all Kingman people MUST attent regular meetings and drug screenings.
3. Dissolution of the current law enforcement. New law enforcement will also have to have background checks and drug screening.
By the way, my opponent is Hot4u.
I appreciate your support.
Sincerely,
Topless

76ANTHONY
11-18-2005, 10:35 AM
TOPLESS FOR MAYORI'm officially running for Mayor of Kingman Arizona. I pledge to make this city a wonderful place to reside. On my agenda for the upcoming years are..
1. It will become MANDATORY for all Kingman residents to complete the 8th grade at least. Weekly spelling bee's, and for an incentive winners will recieve 10 dollars not to be used for drugs.
2. Drug rehab facilities on all major street corners and all Kingman people MUST attent regular meetings and drug screenings.
3. Dissolution of the current law enforcement. New law enforcement will also have to have background checks and drug screening.
By the way, my opponent is Hot4u.
I appreciate your support.
Sincerely,
Topless

hoolign
11-18-2005, 10:39 AM
What is your current stance on public masterbation or outdoor fornication? Will you be showing your tits to gain popularity on the campaigne trail??

Her454
11-18-2005, 10:40 AM
I'm officially running for Mayor of Kingman Arizona. I pledge to make this city a wonderful place to reside. On my agenda for the upcoming years are..
1. It will become MANDATORY for all Kingman residents to complete the 8th grade at least. Weekly spelling bee's, and for an incentive winners will recieve 10 dollars not to be used for drugs.
2. Drug rehab facilities on all major street corners and all Kingman people MUST attent regular meetings and drug screenings.
3. Dissolution of the current law enforcement. New law enforcement will also have to have background checks and drug screening.
By the way, my opponent is Hot4u.
I appreciate your support.
Sincerely,
Topless
I will vote for you as soon as you learn how to spell "receive" & "attend".
;) I figured I better do it before the smartass***boateditorspellingandGRAMMARnazi gets you for it. :)

atomickitn
11-18-2005, 10:40 AM
Gooooooooo Topless! :)

Captain Dan
11-18-2005, 10:43 AM
I will vote for you as soon as you learn how to spell "receive" & "attend".
;) I figured I better do it before the smartass***boateditorspellingandGRAMMARnazi gets you for it. :)
and Spelling Bees doesn't need an apostrophe, it is plural, not possessive. :)

topless
11-18-2005, 10:45 AM
I will vote for you as soon as you learn how to spell "receive" & attend".
;) I figured I better do it before the smartass***boateditornazi gets you for it. :)
1.receive
2.receive
3.receive
4.receive
5.receive
6.receive
7.receive
8.receive
9.receive
10.receive
1.attend
2.attend
3.attend
4.attend
5.attend
6.attend
7.attend
8.attend
9.attend
10.attend
Now I finished my homework so vote for me. :crossx:

topless
11-18-2005, 10:45 AM
and Spelling Bees doesn't need an apostrophe, it is plural, not possessive. :)
atleastispellbetterthanhot4u

Captain Dan
11-18-2005, 10:47 AM
atleastispellbetterthanhot4u
you have a point...

Biglue
11-18-2005, 10:48 AM
Will teeth be optional????? :D

Her454
11-18-2005, 10:50 AM
1.receive
2.receive
3.receive
4.receive
5.receive
6.receive
7.receive
8.receive
9.receive
10.receive
1.attend
2.attend
3.attend
4.attend
5.attend
6.attend
7.attend
8.attend
9.attend
10.attend
Now I finished my homework so vote for me. :crossx:
Good Girl. I voted twice. :rollside:

AltarGirl
11-18-2005, 10:50 AM
I like what I hear so far. Count me in for Topless :cool:

topless
11-18-2005, 10:51 AM
Will teeth be optional????? :DDENTURES fo all.
One more thing, for those who don't complete high school, I will provide will work for food signs. :crossx:

NOTALENT
11-18-2005, 10:54 AM
Is this for real, or just one of your many conversational pieces... :rollside:

Biglue
11-18-2005, 10:56 AM
DENTURES fo all.
One more thing, for those who don't complete high school, I will provide will work for food signs. :crossx:
:D :D
Great idea.
I'll survey how many on/offramps there is in the city. :)

cxr133
11-18-2005, 10:56 AM
Im thinking..............
that you would probably get more votes.. it you were pro-drugs and sent little packets of METH in the mail to your constituents the night before the election...
Just MY Opinion :)

barbigrl
11-18-2005, 10:56 AM
You got my Vote T!!! :p :p However I think all the meth labs need to go through health and safety inspections before usage!

topless
11-18-2005, 10:59 AM
You got my Vote T!!! :p :p However I think all the meth labs need to go through health and safety inspections before usage!Great idea BG, I'll have a new inspection team put together. :idea:

barbigrl
11-18-2005, 11:00 AM
Great idea BG, I'll have a new inspection team put together. :idea:
ANything for you T, *kisses* *wink*

hoolign
11-18-2005, 11:01 AM
Well I see answering questions is not high on your agenda...Hmmmmm Hot4U .your comments?

topless
11-18-2005, 11:01 AM
ANything for you T, *kisses* *wink**kisses* and *wink* will be on the first spellin bee.

topless
11-18-2005, 11:03 AM
What is your current stance on public masterbation or outdoor fornication? Will you be showing your tits to gain popularity on the campaigne trail??
I will have my campaign team show tits but I'll be too busy. As for your other question, I have no comment.

Her454
11-18-2005, 11:05 AM
Well I see answering questions is not high on your agenda...Hmmmmm Hot4U .your comments?
Hooli, I have delegated myself the responsibility as her Campaign Mgr. At the moment she is currently involved in teaching residents HOW to read a ballot and make a check mark.

Her454
11-18-2005, 11:05 AM
I will have my campaign team show tits but I'll be too busy. As for your other question, I have no comment.
RUH RO. Spoke too soon................... :rollside:

hoolign
11-18-2005, 11:06 AM
I will have my campaign team show tits but I'll be too busy. As for your other question, I have no comment.
So what I am seeing here is you are developing a trend towards public masterbation and outdoor sex......
TOPLESS FOR MAYOR

hoolign
11-18-2005, 11:07 AM
Hooli, I have delegated myself the responsibility as her Campaign Mgr. At the moment she is currently involved in teaching residents HOW to read a ballot and make a check mark.
Canadians can vote??? coooool!

topless
11-18-2005, 11:49 AM
:D :D
Great idea.
I'll survey how many on/offramps there is in the city. :)When you're done with that survey could you get a team together for the signs? I have a feeling we will be needing alot of them. :cry:

hoolign
11-18-2005, 11:51 AM
What time do the dancing girls come on??? how much will beer be at the inoguartion (SP?) Can I be the bartender?? will bartenders get courtesy drinks?? would I get fired if I was pissed by ...say ...9 AM?? Will you have any other jobs for me at ...say ...10.AM???

topless
11-18-2005, 12:02 PM
What time do the dancing girls come on??? how much will beer be at the inoguartion (SP?) Can I be the bartender?? will bartenders get courtesy drinks?? would I get fired if I was pissed by ...say ...9 AM?? Will you have any other jobs for me at ...say ...10.AM???
9am, free, yes, no, and yes. :rollside:

hoolign
11-18-2005, 12:06 PM
9am, free, yes, no, and yes. :rollside:
Those answers bring a tear to my eye!..It's times like this I regret paying your neighbor to act up.. :D

topless
11-18-2005, 12:07 PM
Those answers bring a tear to my eye!..It's times like this I regret paying your neighbor to act up.. :DI forgive you. :)

hoolign
11-18-2005, 12:09 PM
I forgive you. :)
I've started on the pinapple juice...you can forgive me in person... :) :rollside: :rollside:

topless
11-18-2005, 12:17 PM
I've started on the pinapple juice...you can forgive me in person... :) :rollside: :rollside:Yum yum!!!!

Riverjet502
11-18-2005, 12:46 PM
Nice agenda you have there. Can out of state squirtboaters vote too?

topless
11-18-2005, 01:06 PM
Nice agenda you have there. Can out of state squirtboaters vote too?Yes of course they can. I'm trying to teach the locals how to read the ballot right now so it might take a while.

hoolign
11-18-2005, 01:40 PM
Yes of course they can. I'm trying to teach the locals how to read the ballot right now so it might take a while.
Top....you might have to put pictures on the ballot instead..just a thought..

topless
11-18-2005, 01:45 PM
Top....you might have to put pictures on the ballot instead..just a thought..Thats an idea but it's going to be difficult to teach them how to write a check mark....maybe I'll just have them mark it with an X like they sign their names. :)

hoolign
11-18-2005, 01:49 PM
Thats an idea but it's going to be difficult to teach them how to write a check mark....maybe I'll just have them mark it with an X like they sign their names. :)
Hmm I see your dilema ...Ok this should do it..2 big posters 1 of you..and one of her...cover the floor in front of each poster with paper towel..at the end of the election just count the slobbber spots on the paper towel ....

Mrs.Racer277
11-18-2005, 01:55 PM
You have my vote topless. Besides I don't think I would look good with a horse head. :) :rollside: :rolleyes: :)

topless
11-18-2005, 01:57 PM
You have my vote topless. Besides I don't think I would look good with a horse head. :) :rollside: :rolleyes: :)That is so not true. Everyone looks good with a horse head. :)

Tom Brown
11-18-2005, 02:03 PM
I'll stuff the box for you, Top. :cool:

Jbb
11-18-2005, 02:04 PM
I'll stuff the box for you, Top. :cool:
stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey.... :p

hoolign
11-18-2005, 02:05 PM
I'll stuff the box for you, Top. :cool:
Look at Brown...tryin to sound all Ron Jeremy ...and shit

Jbb
11-18-2005, 02:11 PM
Look at Brown...tryin to sound all Ron Jeremy ...and shit
Well said .....snotbubble................ :220v:

Mandelon
11-18-2005, 02:19 PM
I will vote for you as soon as you learn how to spell "receive" & "attend".
;) I figured I better do it before the smartass***boateditorspellingandGRAMMARnazi gets you for it. :)
Try ext. 57919

H20 Toie
11-18-2005, 02:45 PM
Well Topless it looks like you are off to a good start 19-2
so who are the 2 voting against you?

hoolign
11-18-2005, 02:48 PM
Well said .....snotbubble................ :220v:
:jawdrop:

topless
11-18-2005, 03:07 PM
Well Topless it looks like you are off to a good start 19-2
so who are the 2 voting against you?Obviously someone who couldn't read. They probably thought they were voting for me. :crossx:

Dusty Times
11-18-2005, 03:34 PM
I had to vote for you topless
Although you won't have much opposition. I don't believe that any registared voters are residents in the neighborhood where the meth use is so prominent. That area of town has little or no education but somehow still has access to an internet connection. Every city has its bad area. It just seems that this one has alot of time (since most are unemployed) to spend on Hot Boat instead of school.
I had refused to post on the other thread because of the ignorance involved that has started to tarnish a city as if it belonged to them
Just my ashamed .02

FMluvswater
11-18-2005, 03:53 PM
You got my vote, Topless.

ROZ
11-18-2005, 04:19 PM
Get on your knees Queen of Evil, I'm commin to vote :D :crossx:
When did you move?

topless
11-18-2005, 05:53 PM
Get on your knees Queen of Evil, I'm commin to vote :D :crossx:
When did you move?I moved when I saw a town in great need of reform and what's up with the knees comment? I'm a respectable citizen of the community now. :)

Squirtin Thunder
11-18-2005, 05:56 PM
Well ???

cola
11-18-2005, 05:58 PM
I had to vote for you topless
Although you won't have much opposition. I don't believe that any registared voters are residents in the neighborhood where the meth use is so prominent. That area of town has little or no education but somehow still has access to an internet connection. Every city has its bad area. It just seems that this one has alot of time (since most are unemployed) to spend on Hot Boat instead of school.
I had refused to post on the other thread because of the ignorance involved that has started to tarnish a city as if it belonged to them
Just my ashamed .02
You got the IRON, just re-grade that part of town. :cool:

Dusty Times
11-18-2005, 06:03 PM
You got the IRON, just re-grade that part of town. :cool:
It's funny that is the only way that many of us have seen as a possible fix for the situation in that neighborhood. A dozer, a loader, and alot of truck loads to the county landfill.

topless
11-18-2005, 06:07 PM
It's funny that is the only way that many of us have seen as a possible fix for the situation in that neighborhood. A dozer, a loader, and alot of truck loads to the county landfill.Hmmm another great idea for my campaign. :rollside:

hoolign
11-18-2005, 06:12 PM
Hmmm another great idea for my campaign. :rollside:
Naked ontop of a D-9 screaming at the top of your lungs???? well I dont know about anyone else...but i'm hard :D

topless
11-18-2005, 06:14 PM
well I dont know about anyone else...but i'm hard :D
When are you not?

Squirtin Thunder
11-18-2005, 06:16 PM
Naked ontop of a D-9 screaming at the top of your lungs???? well I dont know about anyone else...but i'm hard :D
Works for me !!!

hoolign
11-18-2005, 06:20 PM
When are you not?
Your gonna have to give me a minute on that one :idea:

topless
11-18-2005, 06:28 PM
Your gonna have to give me a minute on that one :idea:Speaking of minute, are you going to take the minutes in our first town hall meeting?

missboatnam1
11-18-2005, 06:29 PM
OK, you got my vote topless :) ...damm i just wish i would of thought of it 1st :p :p

topless
11-18-2005, 06:31 PM
OK, you got my vote topless :) ...damm i just wish i would of thought of it 1st :p :p
Hey, you can be the vice-campaigng manager but you have to show hooli your tits.

topless
11-18-2005, 06:44 PM
I want to know who the 5 people who voted against me are. They are opposed to drug rehab and need help. I will do everything in my power to help you people and make your lives worth living again. Were you able to read the ballot? If not it's OK, we will have our first spelling bee next weekend and it is open enrollment at the intermediate school on Monday. Our town will soon be a glorious place to live again very soon. :rollside:

76ANTHONY
11-18-2005, 06:52 PM
Hey, you can be the vice-campaigng manager but you have to show hooli your tits.
ok now thats funny sh&t there.. keep up the good work MAYOR.....

hoolign
11-19-2005, 06:15 AM
Speaking of minute, are you going to take the minutes in our first town hall meeting?
For you....yes...as long as you promise to take ..Dick-tation from me afterwards.. It's all about the cause babe.....all about the cause!

hoolign
11-19-2005, 06:16 AM
Hey, you can be the vice-campaigng manager but you have to show hooli your tits.
Now that is devotion to a campaigne!!!!! that's gotta be worth an automatic..53 votes right there !

HOSS
11-19-2005, 06:41 AM
urrrrggghhhh,,,,,,,,,,,I need more brake cleaner,,,,,,,,,,, :crossx:

hoolign
11-19-2005, 07:12 AM
urrrrggghhhh,,,,,,,,,,,I need more brake cleaner,,,,,,,,,,, :crossx:
Maybe 'looterman" could grab ya a case when he goes back to stock up on more Heinies!

topless
11-19-2005, 07:22 AM
Maybe 'looterman" could grab ya a case when he goes back to stock up on more Heinies!
When elected, ther will be no looting in MY city. :220v:

hoolign
11-19-2005, 07:38 AM
When elected, ther will be no looting in MY city. :220v:
I can still go through your pockets though ...right?

Dusty Times
11-19-2005, 07:49 AM
Be careful!
There are two sides of town here. The Tweekers (with wrotten or no teeth)and the Hillbillies that pack a gun and will shoot a theif at the drop of a hat. LOL

topless
11-19-2005, 07:54 AM
Be careful!
There are two sides of town here. The Tweekers (with wrotten or no teeth)and the Hillbillies that pack a gun and will shoot a theif at the drop of a hat. LOLFor the hillbillies, I will make sure they are supplied with chewing tobacco since they most likely will become the new law enforcement anyway. :crossx: