HCS
11-19-2005, 11:01 AM
As the American Airlines B-777 airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith cambell, and our crew take you safely to your destination".
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the arrendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a women?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch sodas. I don't know what to think with all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office." :notam: :D
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith cambell, and our crew take you safely to your destination".
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the arrendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a women?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch sodas. I don't know what to think with all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office." :notam: :D