Flashover
11-22-2005, 11:52 AM
For those of you that have never read this before enjoy it is pretty funny. :D
Beer is always wet.
Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
Winner: Beer
Beer tastes horrible served hot.
Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
Winner: Beer
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Poon-Tang does not.
Winner: None
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang, you are not disgusted.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Winner: Poon-Tang
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Winner: Beer
If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.
If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will definitely get mad.
Winner: Beer
Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six Poon-Tangs in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
Winner: None
It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.
Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.
Winner: Poon-Tang
If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..
If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a high-five.
Winner: Poon-Tang
With Beer, bigger is better.
Winner: Beer
Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.
Winner: Beer
Poon-Tang makes you see God.
Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
Winner: Poon-Tang
If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are normal.
If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with sexual harassment.
Winner: None
If you drop a Beer it breaks.
If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Winner: Beer
If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Winner: Beer
The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Poon-Tang.
The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Beer
Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Winner: None
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
Winner: Poon-Tang
The government taxes Beer.
Woman tax their Poon.
Winner: None
Too much Beer results in a headache.
Too much Poon-Tang results in a Willie-ache, but that's a good kind of ache!
Winner: Poon-Tang
Grab the wrong Beer and your drinking buddy gets pissed.
Grab the wrong Poon-Tang and her boyfriend kicks your ass!
Winner: Beer
Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
Winner: Beer
Beer=11
Poon-Tang=13
The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!
Beer is always wet.
Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
Winner: Beer
Beer tastes horrible served hot.
Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
Winner: Beer
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Poon-Tang does not.
Winner: None
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang, you are not disgusted.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Winner: Poon-Tang
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Winner: Beer
If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.
If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will definitely get mad.
Winner: Beer
Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six Poon-Tangs in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
Winner: None
It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.
Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.
Winner: Poon-Tang
If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..
If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a high-five.
Winner: Poon-Tang
With Beer, bigger is better.
Winner: Beer
Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.
Winner: Beer
Poon-Tang makes you see God.
Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
Winner: Poon-Tang
If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are normal.
If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
Winner: Poon-Tang
Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with sexual harassment.
Winner: None
If you drop a Beer it breaks.
If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Winner: Beer
If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Winner: Beer
The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Poon-Tang.
The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Beer
Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Winner: None
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
Winner: Poon-Tang
The government taxes Beer.
Woman tax their Poon.
Winner: None
Too much Beer results in a headache.
Too much Poon-Tang results in a Willie-ache, but that's a good kind of ache!
Winner: Poon-Tang
Grab the wrong Beer and your drinking buddy gets pissed.
Grab the wrong Poon-Tang and her boyfriend kicks your ass!
Winner: Beer
Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
Winner: Beer
Beer=11
Poon-Tang=13
The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!