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Mandelon
11-29-2005, 10:15 AM
http://www.tyromag.com/Music/KISS2001/images/JessicaSimpson1.jpg
Gee Who would have guessed? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I'm sure you've heard the news. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are no longer together. After months of speculation and denials, especially from Simpson, the word is out.
"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," said a statement released by their publicists.
When I interviewed Simpson in New York in August for the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie, she said she was tired of the rumors and innuendo by tabloids who were quick to say that she and her husband of three years were on the rocks.
Insiders always thought the strife came from Simpson's larger-than-life status and Lachey taking a back seat to his wife's catapulting fame. Adding to the tension was Joe Simpson, who manages Jessica and sister Ashlee's careers. However, Joe was working with Lachey on a reality series, but most likely that will not see the light of day.
"This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other and we hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time," according to the joint statement.
Lachey is 32, while Simpson is 25.
However, you can still pick up Simpson's coffee table book, which now may be relegated to bargain bins or could become a conversation piece. It's titled: "Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding." It was released last year.
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Nord
11-29-2005, 10:19 AM
I think she is smoking until I watch that Acutain(sp?) commercial!!!!

Mandelon
11-29-2005, 10:23 AM
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H20 Toie
11-29-2005, 10:27 AM
cool she can be my new ex girlfriend :)

superdave013
11-29-2005, 10:28 AM
good for Nick Lachey
That chick would drive me nuts in less then 24 hours ( or when she stopped putting out, which ever came first of course :p )

Mandelon
11-29-2005, 10:29 AM
Is this tuna or chicken? It tastes like tuna, but it says chicken on the can??? :p
http://www.hotcelebrityphoto.com/jessicasimpson/images/jessica_simpson073.jpg

Captain Dan
11-29-2005, 10:30 AM
Lesson in life.....
No matter how hot she is, there is somebody, somewhere out there sick of her shiot.

riverracerx
11-29-2005, 10:50 AM
I would hit it! And use her black AMEX!
I don't care how dumb she is!

ROZ
11-29-2005, 11:13 AM
I would hit it! And use her black AMEX!
I don't care how dumb she is!
I wish I was as dumb as her, look at how far she got :D
Love to crack her on the ass, though :cool:

Sleek-Jet
11-29-2005, 11:17 AM
Is this tuna or chicken? It tastes like tuna, but it says chicken on the can??? :p
That look on his face at that very moment fortold of the divorce...

Tequila-John
11-29-2005, 11:40 AM
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Nice nipples! DING!

Biglue
11-29-2005, 11:42 AM
Damn......I wish I had the money to take over those payments. :crossx: :crossx:

Tremor Therapy
11-29-2005, 11:56 AM
Now that she has bailed on Nick, do ya think she might be interested in a hot and sweaty superficial sexual relationship? :devil:

ROZ
11-29-2005, 12:28 PM
Now that she has bailed on Nick, do ya think she might be interested in a hot and sweaty superficial sexual relationship? :devil:
Sounds good to me, I sent her my number :D

INSman
11-29-2005, 12:30 PM
I'd hit it too, but a weekend in Vegas with her is about all I could take. Her complete lack of a brain just kills it :crossx:

ROZ
11-29-2005, 12:33 PM
I'd hit it too, but a weekend in Vegas with her is about all I could take. Her complete lack of a brain just kills it :crossx:
I hear she likes to boat and has a 50' Hustler/Talon cat on order, likes a guy who knows his way around an ignition system, and needs insurance. Any thoughts? :D

H2OT TIMES
11-29-2005, 11:03 PM
The things I'd like to do with her would take, at least, a four day weekend.

Dusty Times
11-30-2005, 12:03 AM
He probably had a small penis and now she is looking for something bigger :lightsabe

rvrjunkie
11-30-2005, 05:51 AM
She would look good next to me. :)

OutCole'd
11-30-2005, 05:58 AM
I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life.

deltarat
11-30-2005, 06:41 AM
I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life.
30 seconds, hell what would you would do with the extra 20 seconds?

INSman
11-30-2005, 07:04 AM
I hear she likes to boat and has a 50' Hustler/Talon cat on order, likes a guy who knows his way around an ignition system, and needs insurance. Any thoughts? :D
Ignition system could be a bit sketchy, but I do know insurance painfully well :cool:

78Eliminator
11-30-2005, 07:19 AM
Her stupidity makes me limp.

Jbb
11-30-2005, 07:22 AM
Booya!.... :p
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