When Barbigrl Drinks Too Much

[topless]

WHEN BARBIGRL DRINKS TOO MUCH.........
1. SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE HER PURSE IS.
>
> 2. SHE BELIEVES THAT DANCING WITH HER ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING HER
> BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
>
> 3. SHE'S SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT SHE WANTS TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
> HONESTLY BELIEVES SHE COULD DO IT TOO.
>
> 4. IN HER LAST TRIP TO PEE, SHE REALIZES THAT SHE NOW LOOKS MORE LIKE A
> HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS SHE WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
>
> 5. SHE DROPS HER 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR
> (WHICH SHE'S EATING EVEN THOUGH SHE IS NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY),
> PICKS IT UP AND CONTINUES TO EAT IT
>
> 6. SHE STARTS CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE SHE SEES THAT SHE LOVES THEM
> SOOOOO MUCH.
>
> 7. SHE GETS EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
> SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
>
> 8. SHE'S FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO HER
>
> 9. THE MAN SHE'S FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE HER 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
>
> 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
> SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO HER.
>
> 11. HER EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO
> SHE KEEPS THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINKS IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
>
> 12. SHE'S SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
>
> 13. SHE YELLS AT THE BARTENDER, WHO SHE BELIEVES CHEATED HER BY GIVING HER
> JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>
> 14. SHE THINKS SHE IS IN BED, BUT HER PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
> KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
>
> 15. SHE STARTS EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
> WRONG WAY BUT..."
>
> 16. SHE FAILS TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN SHE SITS ON IT.
>
> 17. HER HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
>
> 18. SHE IS TIRED SO SHE JUST SITS ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER SHE HAPPENS TO BE
> STANDING) AND TAKES A QUICK NAP.
>
> 19. SHE BEGINS LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON HER BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT
> DOWN ON THE TIME SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM HER DRINK.
>
> 20. SHE TAKES HER SHOES OFF BECAUSE SHE BELIEVES IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT SHE'S
> HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

[76ANTHONY]

i was just about to start a wheres topless thread

[riverbound]

I see you have drank with her before.

[Racer277]

That's funny. I'm that geek sitting next to her, but I don't have a deeper/spiritual side, I'm just an Ahole.

[76ANTHONY]

thats too funny, and you spent time making that list too.. :D :D number4 is pricless....

[barbigrl]

Topless your a b*tch!! :yuk: should I post the "dog" pics!! :tounge:

[rrrr]

LMAO, how many drunk Mr. Science observation episodes did it take to gather all your data????
:crossx: :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

Topless your a b*tch!! :yuk: should I post the "dog" pics!! :tounge:
easy there, truth doesnt hurt that bad does it?? :D :D

[topless]

Topless your a b*tch!! :yuk: should I post the "dog" pics!! :tounge:LOL, I thought it was funny. :crossx:

[HOOTER SLED-]

You forgot:
21. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPppppppppp.
:crossx:
LOL........Sorry barbi...........;)

[Sane Asylum]

21. Thinks camel toe really is the foot of a large two humped mammal.....

[Jbb]

Toppers mean side......lol....Classic.... :p

[AltarGirl]

I love this. I think there are many women on these forums (I know I can!)who can relate to more than 1 of these observations, not just Barbigirl! :p :p

[HOOTER SLED-]

I love this. I think there are many women on these forums (I know I can!)who can relate to more than 1 of these observations, not just Barbigirl! :p :p
Prove it. :rollside:
barbi has it to a T. She's good at it. :D

[AltarGirl]

Prove it. :rollside:
barbi has it to a T. She's good at it. :D
I don't have to prove nothing! I know you've seen it! :cool:

[HOOTER SLED-]

I don't have to prove nothing! I know you've seen it! :cool:
This is true. :devil: :devil:

[MR HARLEY]

Sounds like a fun Gal ............... :clover: :clover:
Love the photos too :p

[Tom Brown]

I can't comment in this thread because Barbi was nice to me the other day.
Damn... I hate this shit... :mad:

[MAINEVENT]

You forgot:
21. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPppppppppp.
:crossx:
LOL........Sorry barbi...........;)
ROTFLMFAO :rollside: :rollside:

[INSman]

That's all good, EXCEPT for # 12 !! :yuk: :yuk: :mad: :yuk: :yuk:

[Jbb]

I can't comment in this thread because Barbi was nice to me the other day.
Damn... I hate this shit... :mad:
Shut up ....Brown.. :mad: ...you love this shit ...and you know it!...

[SummitKarl]

proof of item #2
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2316jmkloliulil.jpg

[SummitKarl]

That's all good, EXCEPT for # 12 !! :yuk: :yuk: :mad: :yuk: :yuk:
I don't think topless was referring to ANY!!!! type of vegetation :jawdrop:

[Do F150's Float?]

You forgot:
21. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPppppppppp.
:crossx:
LOL........Sorry barbi...........;)
"did someone just start the 50??!!"

[Jbb]

I am glad she has a good sense of humor....

[topless]

I am glad she has a good sense of humor....Me too. She has blackmail pictures. :cry:

[Mrs. casean]

Sorry Melissa! But this is funny shit!!! :D

[barbigrl]

Sorry Melissa! But this is funny shit!!! :D
Yeah I have to agree.....I bet you all are actually picturing me doing these things too... :( lol...

[Mrs. casean]

Yeah I have to agree.....I bet you all are actually picturing me doing these things too... :( lol...
Since you asked :D YES! But actually at least half of them remind me of myself... :rolleyes: :D

[76ANTHONY]

Yeah I have to agree.....I bet you all are actually picturing me doing these things too... :( lol...
did you mean looking at pictures of you doing this right? :D

[Jbb]

Well ...I dont know her ....but I would bet that if she got offended and left because of this ...the shit talkers would feel bad about it....
Nice toe shot btw...... :p

[rrrr]

"did someone just start the 50??!!"
:crossx: :crossx: :D :D

[topless]

Well ...I dont know her ....but I would bet that if she got offended and left because of this ...the shit talkers would feel bad about it....
Nice toe shot btw...... :pAre you referring to me? I wouldn't post anything that offended anyone. :rolleyes:

[MAINEVENT]

"did someone just start the 50??!!"
Is MAINEVENT in the garage again :220v: :220v: :crossx: :rolleyes:

[SummitKarl]

Yeah I have to agree.....I bet you all are actually picturing me doing these things too... :( lol...
not mentally, I posted the reality :)

[BarryMac]

Are you referring to me? I wouldn't post anything that offended anyone. :rolleyes:
*LIAR*

[Jbb]

Are you referring to me? I wouldn't post anything that offended anyone. :rolleyes:
No....Im not referring to you...everyone knows you mean no harm.....you know except you tryin to **** Brown to death.... :p

[Do F150's Float?]

Is MAINEVENT in the garage again :220v: :220v: :crossx: :rolleyes:
LMAO...that was some funny sh*t....

[topless]

No....Im not referring to you...everyone knows you mean no harm.....you know except you tryin to **** Brown to death.... :pHe deserved it.

[MAINEVENT]

LMAO...that was some funny sh*t....
All i remeber is my stomach hurt so bad from laughing and my cheeks were sore........ :rollside:

[Do F150's Float?]

All i remeber is my stomach hurt so bad from laughing and my cheeks were sore........ :rollside:
I remember being soaking wet... :mad:

[MAINEVENT]

I remember being soaking wet... :mad:
So i've been told i have that effect on woman :crossx: :crossx: :rollside:

[topless]

*LIAR*I just caught that!!!! LMAO! :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

So i've been told i have that effect on woman :crossx: :crossx: :rollside:
Yep...you're real good at pushing 'em in pools :rolleyes: :D

[MAINEVENT]

Yep...you're real good at pushing 'em in pools :rolleyes: :D
Oh the pool thing.... oops....yeah thats just the hooterville welcome for first timers lol

[barbigrl]

Oh the pool thing.... oops....yeah thats just the hooterville welcome for first timers lol
Umm it was not my first time and for some reason I ended up in the below 0 pool!

[Do F150's Float?]

Umm it was not my first time and for some reason I ended up in the below 0 pool!
Ummm...guilty by association?? :rollside:

[Her454]

I just caught that!!!! LMAO! :crossx:
Quick today hu?

[MAINEVENT]

Umm it was not my first time and for some reason I ended up in the below 0 pool!
I just wanted to see you all wet lol :crossx: :rolleyes: :rollside:
Plus your nipples got hard and just looked sexy :crossx: :crossx:

[H20 Toie]

I need to meet Barbigirl :) :) :) :)

[76ANTHONY]

I need to meet Barbigirl :) :) :) :)
you really do??????

[MAINEVENT]

I need to meet Barbigirl :) :) :) :)
No u dont......... LOL i know you saw her at the damn run in June

[barbigrl]

I need to meet Barbigirl :) :) :) :)
:p :p

[H20 Toie]

No u dont......... LOL i know you saw her at the damn run in June
Ok maybe i should be more specific, i want to meet her when i'm sober, or at least a little sober. :)

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

LmFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rollside:
I've seen some of those!!!! ANNNNNNNNNNNNND have pix to prove it!!!! LOL :p

[topless]

Quick today hu?Noone needs comments from the jello gallery.......unless you can relate to the original post. :crossx:

[H20 Toie]

Noone needs comments from the jello gallery.......unless you can relate to the original post. :crossx:
So what does she do when on a boat and has been drinking to much?

[topless]

So what does she do when on a boat and has been drinking to much?She dances with her hands over her head shaking her butt saying woo hoo. I think there is even a picture of it. She even thinks it's the hottest new dance move.

[H20 Toie]

She dances with her hands over her head shaking her butt saying woo hoo. I think there is even a picture of it. She even thinks it's the hottest new dance move.
Maybe next summer she can try that move out on my boat :)