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Her454
11-30-2005, 03:19 PM
The Automobile Black Box is a very important invention.
covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5
years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice
recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!"
Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana,
Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama and Texas were different, where 89.3
percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
HYPNAUTIC
11-30-2005, 03:25 PM
thats some funny sh*t right there! i dont care who you are, thats funny!:D :D
HYPNAUTIC
11-30-2005, 03:29 PM
wait a minute!!! hold everything!!!
are you trying to tell us there are 53 states now???? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
SummitKarl
11-30-2005, 03:33 PM
she is having a bad day
her spelling is awful today :)
Sleek-Jet
11-30-2005, 03:35 PM
she is having a bad day
her spelling is awful today :)
Not to mention her math... :D
HYPNAUTIC
11-30-2005, 03:35 PM
the spelling wasnt bad...
but, the counting looks like something out of Alabama
HCS
11-30-2005, 03:58 PM
In California, it's the sound of people huffing off of a crack pipe.http://www2.***boat.com/forums/customavatars/avatar9768_2.gif
Her454
11-30-2005, 04:00 PM
she is having a bad day
her spelling is awful today :)
:cry: :cry: :cry: Feeding me to the wolves again?! I hope Brett is on vacation.
Her454
11-30-2005, 04:08 PM
Made me laugh.......I got the joke and din't count the states :)
Well it's a good thing you "din't" Ricky Ricardo.
SummitKarl
11-30-2005, 04:12 PM
Well it's a good thing you "din't" Ricky Ricardo.
thats "DIDN'T" :boxed:
H20 Toie
11-30-2005, 04:13 PM
I thought it was funny but even better with the math.
Her454
11-30-2005, 04:13 PM
thats "DIDN'T" :boxed:
I was quoting HIS error Mister, NOT MINE. :rollside:
-50.
SummitKarl
11-30-2005, 04:18 PM
I was quoting HIS error Mister, NOT MINE. :rollside:
-50.
dooooo....I hate -50's :hammer2:
HYPNAUTIC
11-30-2005, 04:53 PM
:cry: :cry: :cry: Feeding me to the wolves again?! I hope Brett is on vacation.
Its all in good fun!! Definetly not a personal attack.
HYPNAUTIC
11-30-2005, 05:08 PM
In NorCal, its the hissing sound coming from their rolling meth lab.
JB in so cal
11-30-2005, 05:09 PM
Usually I find posts about boxes stimulating. But not today.
spectratoad
11-30-2005, 05:15 PM
She was holding her own beer while she was posting, hence the math issue. :p
Her454
11-30-2005, 05:15 PM
First time in my life I have ever been called Ricky Ricardo :)
LMAO, Din't mean to hurt yer feelings but I coudn't help it. :rollside:
Her454
11-30-2005, 05:17 PM
She was holding her own beer while she was posting, hence the math issue. :p
:rollside: Unless I am counting days till my retirement, I don't really give a shi* about Math.
Her454
11-30-2005, 05:17 PM
Don't you have a driveway to shovel or something :)
You getting rain and snow up there in N CA?
LMAO, I cant see it through the FOG today. :rollside:
Infomaniac
11-30-2005, 05:18 PM
The Automobile Black Box is a very important invention.
covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5
years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice
recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!"
Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana,
Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama and Texas were different, where 89.3
percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
OK classmate. The Oklahoma thing is almost insulting. :p
Have you ever known me to act in this manner????
Hmmm......
spectratoad
11-30-2005, 05:19 PM
I can see the importance there. You gonna stop by Tower Park this weekend? We will be there for a couple days.
Oh and smile.......Geez :)
Her454
11-30-2005, 05:32 PM
OK classmate. The Oklahoma thing is almost insulting. :p
Have you ever known me to act in this manner????
Hmmm......
Listen my fellow OKIE classmate, I call em as I see em. And I've had a bad day so back off. :rollside: ;)
I can see the importance there. You gonna stop by Tower Park this weekend? We will be there for a couple days.
Oh and smile.......Geez :)
Why you going to be at Tower Park this weekend? Too damn cold and foggy down there for me, I'll be headed up toward the snow to drink my blues away in front of the huge fireplace at the lodge. :)
Or yesterday or tomorrow....
You have a mean streak DILLIGAF. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were related to Topless.
That Guy
11-30-2005, 07:30 PM
That was GD funny..... :crossx: :crossx:
H20Advantage
11-30-2005, 09:46 PM
I just spit my soda...LMAO :p :p :p