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carbonmarine

12-01-2005, 09:35 AM

Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey boss , I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and
tell her give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house... :cool: :cool: :cool:

12-01-2005, 09:36 AM

Lol! :d

CMZRACING

12-01-2005, 09:37 AM

nice!

MagicMtnDan

12-01-2005, 11:29 AM

What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:

12-01-2005, 11:35 AM

What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
Shut the fock up, cracker. :D

carbonmarine

12-01-2005, 02:28 PM

soooooooooooooo sensitive.
Make fun of everyone, including you is my modo !!
Rick32 :cool:

hoolign

12-01-2005, 03:01 PM

What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
Rook at ralik lountain lan tlying to sound all ..dont be a lacist..and shit :)

12-01-2005, 03:26 PM

Rook at ralik lountain lan tlying to sound all ..dont be a lacist..and shit :)
Did you know that 50% of rich asian people have cataracts?
The other 50% have Ricolns. :D

hoolign

12-01-2005, 03:30 PM

Did you know that 50% of rich asian people have cataracts?
The other 50% have Ricolns. :D
Leally??

FMluvswater

12-03-2005, 04:16 PM

Accented Engrish arways funny! :D

Boy Named Sue

12-03-2005, 04:18 PM

Accented Engrish arways funny! :D
Arways runny Fumurubusuwaterubabe!

hoolign

12-03-2005, 04:21 PM

Arways runny Fumurubusuwaterubabe!
What the hell kind of chineese do you have around there????

Tom Brown

12-03-2005, 04:25 PM

That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
Nice political correctness. :D :D :D

Boy Named Sue

12-03-2005, 04:25 PM

What the hell kind of chineese do you have around there????
That's Japanese! You don't think I was gonna let you sots just pick on the Chinese did ya?
deck the ralls with boughs of rorry
fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra!

hoolign

12-03-2005, 04:29 PM

What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
The only thing funnier than that..is green peace getting toghether with the UN ...and going from site to site on kevlar skateboards...

FMluvswater

12-03-2005, 05:00 PM

Fumurubusuwaterubabe!
Whoa! :eek: Rongtime no see that combination retters! :D Good times! :cool: