View Full Version : ** Chinese Sick Joke **
carbonmarine
12-01-2005, 09:35 AM
Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey boss , I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and
tell her give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house... :cool: :cool: :cool:
CMZRACING
12-01-2005, 09:37 AM
nice!
MagicMtnDan
12-01-2005, 11:29 AM
What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
Shut the fock up, cracker. :D
carbonmarine
12-01-2005, 02:28 PM
soooooooooooooo sensitive.
Make fun of everyone, including you is my modo !!
Rick32 :cool:
hoolign
12-01-2005, 03:01 PM
What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
Rook at ralik lountain lan tlying to sound all ..dont be a lacist..and shit :)
Rook at ralik lountain lan tlying to sound all ..dont be a lacist..and shit :)
Did you know that 50% of rich asian people have cataracts?
The other 50% have Ricolns. :D
hoolign
12-01-2005, 03:30 PM
Did you know that 50% of rich asian people have cataracts?
The other 50% have Ricolns. :D
Leally??
FMluvswater
12-03-2005, 04:16 PM
Accented Engrish arways funny! :D
Boy Named Sue
12-03-2005, 04:18 PM
Accented Engrish arways funny! :D
Arways runny Fumurubusuwaterubabe!
hoolign
12-03-2005, 04:21 PM
Arways runny Fumurubusuwaterubabe!
What the hell kind of chineese do you have around there????
Tom Brown
12-03-2005, 04:25 PM
That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
Nice political correctness. :D :D :D
Boy Named Sue
12-03-2005, 04:25 PM
What the hell kind of chineese do you have around there????
That's Japanese! You don't think I was gonna let you sots just pick on the Chinese did ya?
deck the ralls with boughs of rorry
fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra!
hoolign
12-03-2005, 04:29 PM
What's the "Chinese guy" thing all about? That'd be even funnier without any nationality being goofed on. :rolleyes:
The only thing funnier than that..is green peace getting toghether with the UN ...and going from site to site on kevlar skateboards...
FMluvswater
12-03-2005, 05:00 PM
Fumurubusuwaterubabe!
Whoa! :eek: Rongtime no see that combination retters! :D Good times! :cool:
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