I'm surprised boozer didnt post this..

[hoolign]

Being 50 % of the ass-holes (http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=98f183b403517010VgnVCM200000cee793cd____&page=1) :rollside:

[Tom Brown]

Need to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Thinking about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won't feel as much discomfort, says Larry Lipshultz, M.D., chief of male reproductive medicine at the Baylor College of Medicine.
I once drove from Calgary to Vancouver without pissing, using a print of Martha Stewart.

[hoolign]

I once drove from Calgary to Vancouver without pissing, using a print of Martha Stewart.
really?? i once ran around the whole world with only your phone number

[Tom Brown]

I went wee free for lent back in 88 by placing two oranges close together.
Of course, that was back when I was all Catholic and shit.