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1978 Rogers
12-02-2005, 09:34 AM
I know you'll appreciate this. Pretty good reading.
>follow the below instructions..
>1. Go to http://www.google.com/
>2- Type in : french military victories
>3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky"
>4- Tell your friends before the people at Google fix it

Steve 1
12-02-2005, 10:19 AM
Good one !!!!!!

Forkin' Crazy
12-02-2005, 10:20 AM
LMAO!!!! That's GREAT!!! :crossx:

Havasu_Dreamin
12-02-2005, 11:05 AM
Roflmao!

1978 Rogers
12-02-2005, 11:13 AM
Glad you guys liked it. I couldn't stop laughing.

Old Texan
12-02-2005, 11:51 AM
That was great.
Rush L read an email today from a military commander in Iraq telling how they dumped a French refrigerator out of the control tower at the Baghdad air control tower. Seems the thing was so poorly made it's noise was causing interference with communications. The building's French elevator was so dilapidated and undependable, they had to dump it off the roof. He was very discouraged with French technology.

1978 Rogers
12-02-2005, 12:28 PM
To bad our soldier in WWI had condoms. France might have turned out to have a back bone.

Forkin' Crazy
12-02-2005, 06:50 PM
Glad you guys liked it. I couldn't stop laughing.
I've posted it on a couple more message boards and sent it to every contact on my email list!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

1978 Rogers
12-05-2005, 08:02 AM
My wife's sister is married to a French/Spanish guy. I love sending them Pro French stuff like this. Its fun to raz them.

Havasu_Dreamin
12-05-2005, 08:58 AM
Everyone knows it's not a real Google results page, right?

HighRoller
12-05-2005, 10:34 AM
The only war the French won was the French Revolution. Nevermind that they were fighting themselves...Victory was apparently decided by which side surrendered last.

canuck1
12-05-2005, 07:58 PM
Apparently facts do not mean much around here

angry dad
12-05-2005, 08:03 PM
:crossx:

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:04 PM
Everyone knows it's not a real Google results page, right?
No problem the french have no real army anyway, just a bunch of Muslims running around burning the place down!

canuck1
12-05-2005, 08:30 PM
still too stupid to breathe

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:32 PM
Still talking to yourself assface!

canuck1
12-05-2005, 08:36 PM
Steve
Do you actually read some of the shit you post? You can't be as stupid as you come across can you? Did you forget your meds again? Tell us another story please.

canuck1
12-05-2005, 08:38 PM
Still talking to yourself assface!
Aww Stevey you can come up with a better name than that can't you? Your 2nd grade life skills are not that entertaining

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:42 PM
Can Hole/assface just why are you so concerned with what is posted here?? Unless the truth bothers your fag ass!!

canuck1
12-05-2005, 08:51 PM
Steve
Do you actually read some of the shit you post? You can't be as stupid as you come across can you? Did you forget your meds again? Tell us another story please.
Answer the fukkin questions Stevey

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:53 PM
What question Assface ??

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:54 PM
I am waiting .

canuck1
12-05-2005, 08:54 PM
Can Hole/assface just why are you so concerned with what is posted here?? Unless the truth bothers you that i am a complete fag!!
The world is full of stupid people Stevey and you are leading the parade. I would hate to miss watching you make a complete idiot out of yourself.

canuck1
12-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Steve
Do you actually read some of the shit you post? You can't be as stupid as you come across can you? Did you forget your meds again? Tell us another story please.
Posted again for you Stevey

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:56 PM
You know Can Hole chithead this forum is full of some pretty remarkable people ,now why don't you post something you have done!!!!Impress me!!

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 08:59 PM
Can hole ROFLMAO take that 35 IQ and disprove something I have posted! To make your statement plausible

canuck1
12-05-2005, 09:01 PM
answer the fukkin questions Stevey

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 09:02 PM
The ball is in your court dopey!

canuck1
12-05-2005, 09:06 PM
The ball is in your court dopey!
Still waiting for you to answer the fukkin questions

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 09:07 PM
You know Can Hole chithead this forum is full of some pretty remarkable people ,now why don't you post something you have done!!!!Impress me!!
Again Can Hole post something to impress us!!

canuck1
12-05-2005, 09:08 PM
Still waitin

Steve 1
12-05-2005, 09:09 PM
Impress me Can Hole.

canuck1
12-05-2005, 11:36 PM
Questions too tuff for you Simple Stevey? You must be a military flunky, can't think, can't form your own opinions, just too stupid to breathe

Steve 1
12-06-2005, 05:50 AM
CanHole /Dopey I see you have zero to contribute here.

1978 Rogers
12-06-2005, 07:38 AM
Everyone knows it's not a real Google results page, right?
What do you mean? :D

canuck1
12-06-2005, 08:27 AM
CanHole /Dopey I see you have zero to contribute here.
Just like you do Simple Stevey

Steve 1
12-06-2005, 09:07 AM
Can Hole
See long ago I divided the earth up into two units the nobodies and the achievers the classic nobody such as yourself just sits and talks and tries to be important!! When it comes into a room the immediate feeling is like someone just LEFT!! NO presence, which is the second nobody rule of form.
You Also will see this when around democrats and the rest of the leech type dregs of society

canuck1
12-06-2005, 09:14 AM
Can Hole
See long ago I divided the earth up into two units the nobodies and the achievers the classic nobody such as yourself just sits and talks and tries to be important!! When it comes into a room the immediate feeling is like someone just LEFT!! NO presence, which is the second nobody rule of form.
You Also will see this when around democrats and the rest of the leech type dregs of society
So since you are a nobody thats thinks and tells everyone that you are an achiever that would make you a WANNABE. Keep strutting Stevey and we will keep laughing at you.
Keep making the trailer park proud Stevey

Steve 1
12-06-2005, 09:25 AM
Impress me Cah hole!!!!!!!

canuck1
12-06-2005, 10:09 AM
Impress me Cah hole!!!!!!!
My garage is bigger than your trailer :)

Steve 1
12-06-2005, 11:13 AM
Impress me floor sweeper!