Infomaniac
12-02-2005, 11:49 AM
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle JBB "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle JBB "
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now
she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle JBB ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
clean it. he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486 -5731 ??
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle JBB "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle JBB "
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now
she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle JBB ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
clean it. he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486 -5731 ??