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topless
05-15-2006, 10:48 AM
The results are remakably accurate.
Personality test (http://www.shapetest.com/step_1.htm)

lucky
05-15-2006, 10:53 AM
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Personality Test Results
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.
Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of red cars, cats, and Austin Powers. This is silly- when was the last time Austin Powers caused you any harm?
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Big Kahunaa
05-15-2006, 11:00 AM
this is me
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.
Long-Term Prognosis:
There is no long-term hope for you. Life will never get any better for you. You're screwed. It looks like Hard Times ahead for you (notice the capital letters). Your unhappiness will have no lower limit; despair and mental anguish will be your constant companions. You might as well grab a gun and go on a shootin' spree. Oh, wait, that was someone else's test result. Never mind.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of internet tests, red cars, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

RitcheyRch
05-15-2006, 11:36 AM
Mine
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.
Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Austin Powers, the doorbell, and vanilla ice cream. This is silly- when was the last time vanilla ice cream caused you any harm?

FMluvswater
05-15-2006, 05:24 PM
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.
Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, Pee Wee Herman, and red cars. This is silly- when was the last time red cars caused you any harm?

cc322
05-15-2006, 07:08 PM
Well that s five minutes I will never get back :rolleyes:

ROZ
05-15-2006, 09:01 PM
Mine said take a long walk off a short bridge :cry:

TRUMP TIGHT
05-15-2006, 09:09 PM
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Personality Test Results
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).
Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of clowns, gainful employment, and bathtubs. This is silly- when was the last time bathtubs caused you any harm?
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TRUMP TIGHT
05-15-2006, 09:10 PM
How did they know? LOL!

Ziggy
05-15-2006, 09:33 PM
baaaaaa :p