Anniversary present

[topless]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be
something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds
flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in
the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

[76ANTHONY]

the end of the story goes something like this.... she opened the box and found a scale and then proceeded into the house and shot and killed her husband only to get away with it because she had a great laywer and collected the ins policy he had in her name :crossx: :crossx:

[FREEAGENT]

That is a good one I can't use that one on my wifey but I could use it on my Mother inlaw though! :D

[cxr133]

MAYBE SOME OF THE CHICKS WHO DONT WANNA SPEND THE MONEY on fake boobs should try this
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to
> my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
> characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
> comes up with a
> suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
> piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand
> in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
> this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he
> replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
> years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't
> it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, may
> even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

[JetBoatRich]

My tenth is next week and I hoping to get ideas :rolleyes:
Thanks for nothing :rolleyes:

[Ziggy]

My tenth is next week and I hoping to get ideas :rolleyes:
Thanks for nothing :rolleyes:
Did you really expect to see good ideas??? :220v:
You of all people should have know better :p :p Mr 21k posts :cool:

[cxr133]

10th wedding anniverary gifts were traditionally TIN or Aluminum gifts...
but now in Modern times it is DIAMOND Jewelry

[Kim Hanson]

10th wedding anniverary gifts were traditionally TIN or Aluminum gifts...
but now in Modern times it is DIAMOND Jewelry
I get to buy a 1 carrot next, what do the guys get though..sweet fock all, oh ya the box it came in............( . )( . )..........