Gotta love Alabama girls!

[OGShocker]

The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
University of Alabama and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those Alabama women. :rollside:

[a catered life]

hey watch it i'm from bama :220v:

[OGShocker]

hey watch it i'm from bama :220v:
What's the best way to cook a possum? :idea:

[godfather]

What's the best way to cook a possum? :idea:
deep fried :crossx: :crossx:

[mickeyfinn]

hey watch it i'm from bama :220v:
You know why they bury people from Ala. Ten feet deep?
Cuz deep down we are good people.... :)
What do you call the sweat from two people from Alabama having sex?
Relative humidity
I was coming back home from Ala. one day and got pulled over. Cop walked up and said "You got any ID?"
I looked at him and said "about what?"