HELP for a friend!

[OGShocker]

I have a friend (I know some of you think this is impossible) who needs our help. Well he needs our help to find a nice woman.
His Stat's;
Age, 47ish.
Ht, 6'1" or so
Wt, 185 or so
Hair, some :crossx:
Eyes, Blue I think. I don't stare longingly into them.
Interests, boating, drag racing, off-roading, moto-X and family. I'm not sure about walks on the beach or holding hands in the Park.
He is looking for someone in the San Gabriel Valley who likes the same things. Nice bodies are a major plus!!! No heavy baggage or psyco's please.
PM me with suggestions.
If you know of whom I speak, please...
NO NAMES!!!

[HOOTER SLED-]

HOw about a stripper??? :devil:

[HOOTER SLED-]

Actually, should I ask if Denise is leaving you???? Or is this your way of discreetly trying to hook up??? :D ;)

[OGShocker]

HOw about a stripper??? :devil:
No thanks, I am married. :crossx:

[Chase]

OG's dating service???

[Redneck]

I know I know

[Sleek-Jet]

No heavy baggage or psyco's please.
You've just eliminated 99.9% of the single female population... :argue: :crossx: :D :D

[ROZ]

You've just eliminated 99.9% of the single female population... :argue: :crossx: :D :D
Don't look at it as the glass being 99.9% empty, think of it as being .1% full :D

[a catered life]

You've just eliminated 99.9% of the single female population... :argue: :crossx: :D :D
come on give the ladies credit only 99.3% :p

[INSman]

Mark
I am only 41, plenty of hair and you ALWAYS stare longingly into my deep blue eyes, quit short selling me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :220v:

[OGShocker]

Mark
I am only 41, plenty of hair and you ALWAYS stare longingly into my deep blue eyes, quit short selling me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :220v:
Sorry, I will post a "friend looking for a MAN" thread for you later today.
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99.9%...LMAO. I never thought this would be easy.

[little rowe boat]

Mark
Doesn't Denise have some friends,you can hook him up with??

[Redneck]

now Mark your not sure about the walks on the beach and holding hands is it because it interfers with his walker????

[OGShocker]

Mark
Doesn't Denise have some friends,you can hook him up with??
One but, she married you! :)

[little rowe boat]

One but, she married you! :)
I guess you gotta get, while the gettin is good. :)

[pixilatedpussy]

I have a friend (I know some of you think this is impossible) who needs our help. Well he needs our help to find a nice woman.
His Stat's;
Age, 47ish.
Ht, 6'1" or so
Wt, 185 or so
Hair, some :crossx:
Eyes, Blue I think. I don't stare longingly into them.
Interests, boating, drag racing, off-roading, moto-X and family. I'm not sure about walks on the beach or holding hands in the Park.
He is looking for someone in the San Gabriel Valley who likes the same things. Nice bodies are a major plus!!! No heavy baggage or psyco's please.
PM me with suggestions.
If you know of whom I speak, please...
NO NAMES!!!
I know I know...............he thinks Im a Pixiswingerfordlover!!!! :rollside:

[OGShocker]

...he thinks Im a Pixiswingerfordlover!!!! :rollside:
Don't we all? :rollside:

[little rowe boat]

If she is a FORD lover, she is a girl after my own heart.

[Mrs.Racer277]

I know I know...............he thinks Im a Pixiswingerfordlover!!!! :rollside:
You are not??? :) Love you baby!

[OGShocker]

If she is a FORD lover,
It is her ONLY flaw. :)

[little rowe boat]

She looks pretty flawless to me.

[pixilatedpussy]

She looks pretty flawless to me.
Thank you baby!!!

[OGShocker]

...bump!

[djunkie]

ALright. Its me!!!! :crossx: I look good for my age. :rollside:

[pixilatedpussy]

...bump!
LMAO!

[OGShocker]

LMAO!
My friend is away at school right now. :crossx: He has not seen this thread. Not that he is a member, uh, I didn't say that he was....did I?

[Kilrtoy]

He is looking for someone in the San Gabriel Valley who likes the same things. Nice bodies are a major plus!!! No heavy baggage or psyco's please.
NO NAMES!!!
So he is giving up women, they are all psyco

[Mrs.Racer277]

My friend is away at school right now. :crossx: He has not seen this thread. Not that he is a member, uh, I didn't say that he was....did I?
LOL!
I think your friend should have no trouble finding the right woman. He seems like a great guy.

[pixilatedpussy]

My friend is away at school right now. :crossx: He has not seen this thread. Not that he is a member, uh, I didn't say that he was....did I?
If it is who I think it is......A. Didnt know he was single
B. He is cute
C. He will have no problem

[OGShocker]

If it is who I think it is......A. Didnt know he was single
B. He is cute
C. He will have no problem
A. 15 years in the "joint" makes it tough to hang on to a woman. :crossx:
B. I am not responding to this. :idea:
C. Just needs a little help. He is a very good guy!
:skull: He's gonna kill me when he checks his computer tonight. :skull:

[pixilatedpussy]

A. 15 years in the "joint" makes it tough to hang on to a woman. :crossx:
B. I am not responding to this. :idea:
C. Just needs a little help. He is a very good guy!
:skull: He's gonna kill me when he checks his computer tonight. :skull:
:crossx: :p

[Mrs.Racer277]

A. 15 years in the "joint" makes it tough to hang on to a woman. :crossx:
B. I am not responding to this. :idea:
C. Just needs a little help. He is a very good guy!
:skull: He's gonna kill me when he checks his computer tonight. :skull:
LMAO!
You may have one less friend soon. :wink: :wink:

[OGShocker]

LMAO!
You may have one less friend soon. :wink: :wink:
I hope not! That would be the end of www.OGShockerfindmeadateforafriend.com :boxed:

[OGShocker]

Bump!

[Mrs.Racer277]

I hope not! That would be the end of www.OGShockerfindmeadateforafriend.com :boxed:
OMG LMAO! Your friend said you are a funny guy. :rolleyes: :)

[Just Tool'n]

HOw about a stripper??? :devil:
Strippers are great, but they usaully come with major baggage, plus some drama too boot!
Why do you think they work where they do?

[OGShocker]

ttt

[Redneck]

ttt
im working on this friend date thing ive got a possible hook up

[OGShocker]

im working on this friend date thing ive got a possible hook up
He digs facial warts too!

[Redneck]

He digs facial warts too!
great that will help too might even score more she might have genital warts too

[OGShocker]

Bump!

[little rowe boat]

After 15 yrs. in the joint, are you sure he wants a woMAN?? :D

[OGShocker]

After 15 yrs. in the joint, are you sure he wants a woMAN?? :D
LMAO!!! I'll ask him again. :rollside:
It is killing him right now. If he posts to this thread, his cover is blown! He does not want that!...LOL!!!

[Mrs.Racer277]

LMAO!!! I'll ask him again. :rollside:
It is killing him right now. If he posts to this thread, his cover is blown! He does not want that!...LOL!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE :) :)

[atomickitn]

LMAO!!! I'll ask him again. :rollside:
It is killing him right now. If he posts to this thread, his cover is blown! He does not want that!...LOL!!!
how do you know its killing him ?he might be hiden in the corner trembling with fear , pending the outcome of this thread! :rollside:

[little rowe boat]

LMAO!!! I'll ask him again. :rollside:
It is killing him right now. If he posts to this thread, his cover is blown! He does not want that!...LOL!!!
If he has decided to switch teams,there is a place here in Riverside called the Menagerie, that he would enjoy. :D

[OGShocker]

If he has decided to switch teams,there is a place here in Riverside called the Menagerie, that he would enjoy. :D
Something tells me I should stay home. :skull:

[WYRD]

If he isn't a board member I know someone who would date him :) :idea:

[OGShocker]

If he isn't a board member I know someone who would date him :) :idea:
He won't date people from the boards... He has STANDARDS.

[Chase]

Yeah....apparently some of us would mount a fence post if it had a skirt on......

[Redneck]

He won't date people from the boards... He has STANDARDS.
Rednecks Pimp service has found a match and has a date set up for tonight keep your fingers crossed

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hey can you guys help me??? I need the name of the website I can order a pic of our boat from the Cheetah Regatta for Geza for Xmas............help!
Well I hope it is not a secret. :rolleyes:

[Redneck]

Well I hope it is not a secret. :rolleyes:
you mean the boards arent private oh no

[Redneck]

check with jokers wild

[pixilatedpussy]

check with jokers wild
Thanks....But Jokerswildwhat??? Promos??

[pixilatedpussy]

Well I hope it is not a secret. :rolleyes:
Yes...but he wont read here!

[Tittie Chaser]

Well, now he will :skull:

[pixilatedpussy]

Well, now he will :skull:
:skull: :yuk: :p

[OGShocker]

Hey can you guys help me??? I need the name of the website I can order a pic of our boat from the Cheetah Regatta for Geza for Xmas............help!
HIJACKER!!!
Click Here "Sweaty" (http://www.jtinc.com/CHEETAH_05/CHEETAH_05_HOME_PAGE.htm)

[pixilatedpussy]

HIJACKER!!!
Click Here "Sweaty" (http://www.jtinc.com/CHEETAH_05/CHEETAH_05_HOME_PAGE.htm)
:yuk: I love you! :p

[OGShocker]

:yuk: I love you! :p
Then you lack "Character". :)

[pixilatedpussy]

:p :p :p :p Then you lack "Character". :)

[OGShocker]

:p :p :p :p
Have you officially ended this hijack?

[atomickitn]

with an attitude and a rack like hers do we realy care :rollside:

[OGShocker]

with an attitude and a rack like hers do we realy care :rollside:
Your point is well taken! Even if you have no "character".

[atomickitn]

Your point is well taken! Even if you have no "character".
thats a realy ...harsh word ..mr! :rollside:

[PHOTOGLOU]

B oy Ohhhhh Boy .............whats going on around here????

[OGShocker]

My friend had a date tonight! Things went well!
A special thanks to ..... You know who you are!

[little rowe boat]

My friend had a date tonight! Things went well!
A special thanks to ..... You know who you are!
No prob. he must not of had a problem finding the menagerie. :D

[OGShocker]

No prob. he must not of had a problem finding the menagerie. :D
My question to you might be.... How do you know so much about this place? :idea:
and... You are correct, he said it was easy to find, being right on the corner and all.. :crossx:

[little rowe boat]

My question to you might be.... How do you know so much about this place? :idea:
and... You are correct, he said it was easy to find, being right on the corner and all.. :crossx:
When I first started with the RFD. I had to do a fire prevention inspection at the menagerie and then they tried to send me out on assembly patrol at the menagerie. I haven't been back since the inspection. :redface:

[Tom Brown]

Actually, should I ask if Denise is leaving you????
Mark at 185? lmfao! :D :D :D
Sorry, Mark..... :D :D

[OGShocker]

Mark at 185? lmfao! :D :D :D
Sorry, Mark..... :D :D
No worries, My right leg weighs more than 185. :)

[Tom Brown]

No worries, My right leg weighs more than 185. :)
We'll get it over 200 in Feb. :cool:

[OGShocker]

We'll get it over 200 in Feb. :cool:
:notam: :jawdrop: :D