I got the new issue of Hot Boat.....WTF?

[rrrr]

WTF is going on? I waited a month for this, been checking the mailbox every day for the last week. So the )#!@(&^$%_(# fishwrap shows up today and not one fawkin' picture or article about jetboatguru.
I'm feeling depressed and betrayed, been sitting in the corner all evening with last month's issue, looking at the awesome pictures of JBG and reading the article over and over.
I'm pissed!!! :cry:

[Jetboatguru]

WTF is going on? I waited a month for this, been checking the mailbox every day for the last week. So the )#!@(&^$%_(# fishwrap shows up today and not one fawkin' picture or article about jetboatguru.
I'm feeling depressed and betrayed, been sitting in the corner all evening with last month's issue, looking at the awesome pictures of JBG and reading the article over and over.
I'm pissed!!! :cry:
Check your new Playgirl that you keep stacked by your toilet :rollside:

[W.O.T]

whats up with the black jet boats in the performance section? thats got to be painfully uncomfortable out at the lake or river! even light colored seats get blistering hot in the sun all day.

[lucky]

Check your new Playgirl that you keep stacked by your toilet :rollside:
What playgirl is doing midget porn ?

[Roland the Fisherman]

Ouch!
Guru, do you need the number of Jones, Jones & Jones Esq. ?

[lucky]

Ouch!
Guru, do you need the number of Jones, Jones & Jones Esq. ?
no - I'm thinking Barnimen & Baily :cool:

[rrrr]

What playgirl is doing midget porn ?
LMAO!!! :crossx:

[HOSS]

Jesus H.

[HOSS]

finger test :yuk:

[rrrr]

finger test :yuk:
You seem cranky, Hoss. Should we send Donald over to give you a massage? :crossx: :crossx: :D

[HOSS]

Heeeeeeell no

[rrrr]

You sure? I think Donald's massages come with "Happy Ending". :D :D :D

[Roland the Fisherman]

I've had one....way too much head turning and coughing. :yuk:

[HOSS]

Laughing my balls off :)

[Biglue]

Laughing my balls off :)
I'm sure Donald will find them and reattach them with much love. :crossx:

[HOSS]

Has something happenned to Donald in my abscence? Is he now fully out and contemplating that sex change to full male yet?

[lilrick]

Has something happenned to Donald in my abscence? Is he now fully out and contemplating that sex change to full male yet?
I can't get enough of that avatar!!!Hoss is my hero !! the real hoss ....(not you sucka!):D oh yah this wouldn't be a bench post if i didn't say ,FAGS!!!

[dmontzsta]

I see you fags are still dreaming of me. You are not ready for me yet, your tonsils have not healed and you are still walking funny. Call me when you are really ready. :mad:

[HOSS]

Damn,,,so you have decided (or already done) the full sex transformation to male. Way to go ,,,ah,,,,bra! You`ll love being able to urinate while standing. And no wiping,,,just a shake!

[dmontzsta]

Damn,,,so you have decided (or already done) the full sex transformation to male. Way to go ,,,ah,,,,bra! You`ll love being able to urinate while standing. And no wiping,,,just a shake!
How do you know all this? Have you been starring at your boyfriend while he goes to the restroom? :confused:

[HOSS]

How would I know about having a hose? Well because GOD gave me this wonderful thang at birth. Hey donald,,,,go stand in front of the mirror and do a helicopter! :rollside:

[dmontzsta]

How would I know about having a hose? Well because GOD gave me this wonderful thang at birth. Hey donald,,,,go stand in front of the mirror and do a helicopter! :rollside:
I bet yours doesnt touch the toilet water, FAG!
:rolleyes:

[HOSS]

Not only is that water cold,,,but its deep too!

[Roland the Fisherman]

Badda-bing!

[Kim Hanson]

Damn,,,so you have decided (or already done) the full sex transformation to male. Way to go ,,,ah,,,,bra! You`ll love being able to urinate while standing. And no wiping,,,just a shake!
Helll no, all Ricer's sit I heard! It's called seat time :p .........( . )( . ).........Real Turd Racing