cdog
05-16-2006, 10:02 PM
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, " Excuthe me mither, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and asks, " Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, " I dont think my python weally gives a thit!"
:) :)
As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and asks, " Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, " I dont think my python weally gives a thit!"
:) :)