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YeLLowBoaT
05-16-2006, 10:29 PM
Well not this big (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/babysgotback.wmv)

Jyruiz
05-16-2006, 10:32 PM
Can you imagine if the dress was not so tight, that thing would be all over the place. :)

Kilrtoy
05-16-2006, 10:32 PM
You would need 12" just to reach the whole and that would still not even penetrate

Hardly Satisfied
05-17-2006, 01:14 AM
:yuk: Nasty :yuk:

RiverRatMike
05-17-2006, 01:17 AM
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Yamaha
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

LUVNLIFE
05-17-2006, 03:44 AM
Baby got a whole lotta back :eek:

TexasJet
05-17-2006, 03:44 AM
That's genitics out of control.

Dawn Patrol
05-17-2006, 05:41 AM
Is it just me or does that look like a mouse that has just been eaten by a snake?

a catered life
05-17-2006, 05:44 AM
You would need 12" just to reach the whole and that would still not even penetrate
which hole are you referring to young buck? :p

sleekcraft78
05-17-2006, 05:48 AM
More like a hippo eaten by a snake

MagicMtnDan
05-17-2006, 06:22 AM
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/BIG%20ASS-777181.jpg :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

yeah,right
05-17-2006, 06:26 AM
The chick in the video looks totally normal other then the huge azz.

Fast Freddy
05-17-2006, 06:29 AM
now thats some junk in the trunk

Cheap Thrills
05-17-2006, 06:34 AM
Looks like two ground hogs wrestling in a burlap sack. :yuk:
Thats definately a phat azz.
C.T. :wink:

shagmebabe
05-17-2006, 06:54 AM
J-lo look out !!

a catered life
05-17-2006, 10:11 AM
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/BIG%20ASS-777181.jpg :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
i dont know about any one else but i think i would want another seat on my bike..imagine if she starts sweating :yuk:

HOSS
05-17-2006, 10:44 AM
This is a sick ass thread. I`m out for another month. :yuk:

Phat Matt
05-17-2006, 10:54 AM
i dont know about any one else but i think i would want another seat on my bike..imagine if she starts sweating :yuk:
I bet she sweats gravy. :rollside:

riverracerx
05-17-2006, 10:58 AM
I bet she sweats gravy.
Hilarious. Gross...but hilarious.
Well, off to lunch! Think I'll get some pork.

!#1zero!
05-17-2006, 11:22 AM
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/BIG%20ASS-777181.jpg :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
how do those heels support that????

SurfOnH20
05-17-2006, 11:57 AM
I like big butts too !! here is my favorite link...Can someone post this photo..I think we are going to get that O'l bikini thread going again..
http://www.kevhead.com/default2.asp?page=&PollID=258&ID=
:rollside:

a catered life
05-17-2006, 12:11 PM
DAM is the jam or jelly :crossx: but you gotta wonder what kind of guy is hitting that :cry:

PlaneNutz
05-17-2006, 12:14 PM
Here Ya go SurfOnH20.............
http://www.kevhead.com/./images18/051000%20devon%20word%20day.jpg

PlaneNutz
05-17-2006, 12:16 PM
I feel sorry for that hotel bed :cry: :cry:

SurfOnH20
05-17-2006, 12:37 PM
PlaneNutz thanks for the photo post! I laughed myself silly when I came across that photo. As for that bed, I am glad she not laying on me..

PlaneNutz
05-17-2006, 01:02 PM
PlaneNutz thanks for the photo post! I laughed myself silly when I came across that photo. As for that bed, I am glad she not laying on me..
Anytime. Glad I could help. Now I have to go throw up.

Kilrtoy
05-17-2006, 01:47 PM
What is even scarier is that some of you know where to find this crap, so to speak

Blacksheep
05-17-2006, 01:54 PM
What is even scarier is that some of you know where to find this crap, so to speak
I was thinkin the same thing!!
Anyone look close at the video? That lady has some junk stuffed in her trunk...that's not real. Watch the top of her arse jiggle...it's fake.
Now those other pictures in this thread are just flat out sick!! :yuk:

beerjet
05-17-2006, 06:23 PM
THAT'S NOT JUST A PLUMP RUMP , THAT'S A ROAST !
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/beerjet/biggun.jpg

a catered life
05-17-2006, 07:46 PM
What is even scarier is that some of you know where to find this crap, so to speak
stop it i know you like it :p

HP350SC
05-17-2006, 09:02 PM
The video is real....
it is extremely rare footage of the day before Kim Hanson was born :)

MORNING WOOD
05-17-2006, 10:15 PM
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/BIG%20ASS-777181.jpg :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
NINJA VS. SUMO
OUCH!

Tom Brown
05-17-2006, 10:17 PM
Is it just me or does that look like a mouse that has just been eaten by a snake?
lmao! :D
This thread reads lime my PM inbox. Wouldn't you agree, Brian?

a catered life
05-18-2006, 06:25 AM
god i hope these arnt from your personal files :p

HavaSkank
05-18-2006, 06:37 AM
Now I know where Hoffa REALLY is

JB in so cal
05-18-2006, 08:42 AM
I just threw up :220v:
BUTT it does remind me of an old joke...
You can tell your girl is gettin' too big when your eatin at the y and can't hear the stereo anymore :rolleyes:

a catered life
05-18-2006, 08:56 AM
I just threw up :220v:
BUTT it does remind me of an old joke...
You can tell your girl is gettin' too big when your eatin at the y and can't hear the stereo anymore :rolleyes:
if your eatin at that y eat alone :p

JB in so cal
05-18-2006, 08:58 AM
Or this....
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i55/BoobyBouncer/ththbiggglady.gif
I just know I can fly; must...keep...flapping...my...wings...

a catered life
05-18-2006, 09:03 AM
hey she got a g string on and hes got shorts on fakers :yuk:

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-18-2006, 09:07 AM
I thought this thread could use some of this
http://images.picsearch.com/is?a27CU7gP2BvoihcSBWzY6hApFiGjGcMKSTGw3L3D57o