Karl and Donald need to

[MBlaster]

Take their pissing contest off HB.C
You are both wasting valuable server space with your personal attacks.
I don't know the details nor do I care.
You are both acting like a couple of little bitches.

[Jordy]

He started it. :notam:
And who the fock is Donald??? :notam:
Are we distracting you from your 164 posts??? :D :D :D
Besides, it's kind of ironic that you'd start another thread about it. More space wasted. :D :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Why.... so we can get back to talking about boats? :confused:

[ROZ]

That's because they are biatches :D

[ROZ]

Damn Jordy... You can type crazy fast....

[Jordy]

That's because they are biatches :D
Go clean my pool biatch!!! :D :D :D
I am going to need some spa pointers before this weekend. ;)

[Tom Brown]

I've got a Y-back canoe and a 2 hp Honda outboard. How much speed can I expect to gain by labbing the prop?

[phebus]

This is like a good hockey game. They just dropped their gloves, and the fight is on. :argue:

[ROZ]

Go clean my pool biatch!!! :D :D :D
I am going to need some spa pointers before this weekend. ;)
If you can't see the panties at the bottom of the spa, it's time to get out :D

[ROZ]

I've got a Y-back canoe and a 2 hp Honda outboard. How much speed can I expect to gain by labbing the prop?
I just saw one on ebay... another 100mph boat :D

[Jordy]

If you can't see the panties at the bottom of the spa, it's time to get out :D
That sounds like a great rule of thumb to me!!! :D :D :D

[MBlaster]

Why.... so we can get back to talking about boats? :confused:
It is ***boat.com

[Tom Brown]

I just saw one on ebay... another 100mph boat :D
This is exactly the kind of information that makes ***boat worthwhile. :cool:
It's just so hard to find anymore, what with all of the pissing and moaning. :mad:

[Jordy]

It is ***boat.com
But this is the Sand Bar, so we kick sand and talk about bars. All the boat talk goes on in the tech forums. ;)

[Tom Brown]

It is ***boat.com
Touche! :D :D :D

[Jordy]

Touche! :D :D :D
Hey you silly Canadian, there is no "e" at the end of touch. Sheesh!!! :D :D :D

[MBlaster]

But this is the Sand Bar, so we kick sand and talk about bars. All the boat talk goes on in the tech forums. ;)
Maybe you need to have a new Jordy vs Karl subforum.

[ROZ]

Touchy :confused:

[Jordy]

Maybe you need to have a new Jordy vs Karl subforum.
That's a waste of space too. Pretty much over the whole deal. Now I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos he's created. Gotta admit, he went a whole new route with his prepared statement and I have a feeling it's going to be ugly tomorrow when the boards pick up. He didn't make too many friends today to begin with, and then that??? Yeah, good luck. :D :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Maybe you need to have a new Jordy vs Karl subforum.
That's a great idea. :)
I wonder how long it would take before people started to complain that too many posts are about Jordy and Karl bashing on each other.

[phebus]

I am going to need some spa pointers before this weekend. ;)
My advice is to mount a TV near the spa, so you can watch yourself on America's Most Wanted Sunday night.
Now that ***boat has the lowdown on your past criminal activities (yawn), the ground swell of emotion should have you on the FBI's ten most wanted list by then. :)

[phebus]

Maybe you need to have a new Jordy vs Karl subforum.
It would have to go down in the spam section......

[Jordy]

It would have to go down in the spam section......
Roz was right, you're on fire tonight!!!! :D :D :D

[MBlaster]

Now I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos he's created. :D :D :D
That and watch your buddys flame the dude more.
I can't justify bad behavior on either side.

[ROZ]

That and watch your buddys flame the dude more.
I can't justify bad behavior on either side.
I agree that it's kinda a draw. Too bad, really ...

[phebus]

Roz was right, you're on fire tonight!!!! :D :D :D
I'm in Havasu tonight, and if I hear a single gunshot, your to blame :skull:

[Jordy]

That and watch your buddys flame the dude more.
I can't justify bad behavior on either side.
He called down the thunder. He decided he wanted to go this route and take it to this level and I simply obliged. He's a sad, petty, little man who doesn't realize the far reaching results of his actions today. Pretty ironic when he uses this forum as his own personal billboard. :notam:
The best part is the fact that not many people even paid attention to, or knew what the Team Turnkey thing was all about. Now they do. Another nice job by Team Backfire. :D :D :D

[MBlaster]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Ban.

[Jordy]

I agree that it's kinda a draw. Too bad, really ...
How is it a draw??? He's shown everyone who frequents his billboard his true colors. He also single-handedly got Team Turnkey on the map and now we have a webpage, and will have t-shirts and stickers shortly. I'd hardly call that a draw. ;)

[riverbound]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Ban.
your thoughts have been noted...thaks for your input.

[MBlaster]

Pretty ironic when he uses this forum as his own personal billboard.
I've noticed.
He should be a HB.C sponsor.

[ROZ]

I just meant the slinging...
How much for a commerative bumpersticker :D

[Tom Brown]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Ban.
That's a kick ass Greg Terzian impression. :cool:

[Jordy]

How much for a commerative bumpersticker :D
I think we can hook you up for the handy spa tip you passed along. ;)

[ROZ]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Bran.
For a moment there I was confused and thought you wrote...
:D

[No Name]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Ban.
Personal attacks are the reason I read the forums :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Personal attacks are the reason I read the forums :D :D
Fukk you.

[No Name]

Fukk you.
Thank you.

[phebus]

Fukk you.
Whatever your name is.......

[MBlaster]

Thank you.
Group hug with a knife :crossx:

[Tom Brown]

Thank you.
I try to be helpful. :cool:
Sometimes I feel a pang of guilt when I throw down a post like that on someone I don't even know. That always makes me laugh.

[No Name]

I try to be helpful. :cool:
Sometimes I feel a pang of guilt when I throw down a post like that on someone I don't even know. That always makes me laugh.
Glad to here you are entertained so easily, the simpletons usually are :D :D

[Tom Brown]

What the.....!?? :confused:
:mad:

[riverbound]

That's the funniest thing I've read in all these stupid threads. :D
LOL.....The most PC way I could figure to tel him to STFU and nobody gives a F*ck if its a waste of bandwidth or not.....90% of the threads in here are a waste.
OH yah....and WFS sucks :D

[riverbound]

That's not what your mom says. :D :p
Oh Hell No....now its personal :crossx:
shockwave Bob has a rap sheet a mile long
8-12-92....illicit act with farm animals
9-24-94.....failing to Stop at a crosswalk, injuring 3 nuns
9-26-94.....attempted escape from prison
10-15-06.....check fraud at an adult bookstore
10-30-06.....soliciting sex
Geez...you guys should really run background checks on people. :rolleyes:

[No Name]

What the.....!?? :confused:
:mad:
Sometimes I feel a pang of guilt when I throw down a post like that on someone I don't even know. That always makes me laugh.

[riverbound]

Two of those dates are in the future. :D
ShockwaveBob has been arrested, I'm the first one to man up and say I'm not perfect or led a perfect life. I've never had a DUI, I've never been convicted of a felony, and I've never used a single illicit drug in my life. I can live with that. :D
And, I'll tell you the same thing I tell them, stop arresting me and I'll stop resisting. ;)
oops..thats right. I guess my ESP is kicking in......LOL
I see you didnt deny the farm animals.....LOL
I tried telling them that once....didnt really work for me.

[Tom Brown]

Sometimes....
I recall having a nightmare that I had a hernia... and it was strangulating. It was terrible. I woke up as I bolted to the sitting position in a cold sweat to find that my underwear was bisecting my nuts.

[No Name]

I recall having a nightmare that I had a hernia... and it was strangulating. It was terrible. I woke up as I bolted to the sitting position in a cold sweat to find that my underwear was bisecting my nuts.
LMFAO :rollside:

[ROZ]

Two of those dates are in the future. :D
ShockwaveBob has been arrested, I'm the first one to man up and say I'm not perfect or led a perfect life. I've never had a DUI, I've never been convicted of a felony, and I've never used a single illicit drug in my life. I can live with that. :D
And, I'll tell you the same thing I tell them, stop arresting me and I'll stop resisting. ;)
wow...I've done every ilicit drug possible, banged crack whores, driven drunk, killed cats, punched old ladies, and installed a Kraco stereo, but I've never been arrested :)
Lucky I guess :D

[Tom Brown]

wow...I've done every ilicit drug possible, banged crack whores, driven drunk, killed cats, punched old ladies, and installed a Kraco stereo, but I've never been arrested :)
That's because RiverDave is your guardian angel.

[HM]

But, I've never installed a Kraco. Oh, the shame. :D
You're just saying that because you can't cop to your rage. C'mon, admit you a lowlife kraco installing son of a bitch!
You're not ready.

[ROZ]

But, I've never installed a Kraco. Oh, the shame. :D
Penance for running the crack house was only 3 Hail Marys.. I'm only to 900 out of 1500 Our Fathers for the "Kraco incident"..

[riverbound]

Penance for running the crack house was only 3 Hail Marys.. I'm only to 900 out of 1500 Our Fathers for the "Kraco incident"..
Whats wrong with Kraco??..... There was a real dark time in my life where I migth have maybe been a Kraco rep :cry:

[ROZ]

Whats wrong with Kraco??..... There was a real dark time in my life where I migth have maybe been a Kraco rep :cry:
Nothing wrong with it, until you wire up a Meca 100x4 power booster to it... rock-on

[Tom Brown]

Do any of you guys remember MEI?
There was a time when I had to install that stuff. The real upsetting thing was, some of it wasn't that bad.

[ROZ]

Do any of you guys remember MEI?
Young Chinese girl about 4'8" with doule d's ?

[HM]

I was always fond of Realistic.

[ROZ]

Vaguely. How about Majestik? :D Was there a single 16 year old kid that didn't have 15000 watts of Majestik amps in his hoopty?
Was good shit... Ya didn't need any charging syustem mods and it crankd 15kwatts all day evrey day :)

[Tom Brown]

Hin di pädi te gi mä Majestik.

[hoolign]

Rd`Sux had to be added at one point or another :rollside:

[lucky]

I'm going to haved to start riding my bike at 4a.m in the morning -- Must make ya sharp as a tack in the middle of shag carpet . Dam JORDY IS ON POINT :)

[Ziggy]

wow...I've done every ilicit drug possible, banged crack whores, driven drunk, killed cats, punched old ladies, and installed a Kraco stereo, but I've never been arrested :)
Lucky I guess :D
I'll put up my old Sparkomatic against that damn Kraco :boxed:

[AZJD]

He started it. :notam:
And who the fock is Donald??? :notam:
Are we distracting you from your 164 posts??? :D :D :D
Besides, it's kind of ironic that you'd start another thread about it. More space wasted. :D :D :D
ROLMFAO
Whoops, weren't expecting that one were ya Blaster!

[AZJD]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Ban.
Shut up!

[hoolign]

I think personal attacks on any internet forum are grounds for timeout or the Ban.
Don't think! ...you'll never fit in here :rolleyes:

[AZJD]

I'm not going to lie and say I've never driven drunk. I've been asked to blow on several occasions and always walked away. Learned my lesson the last time, probably about 10 years ago, when I blew a .074 and the CHP actually insisted on giving me a ride home, which I gladly accepted.
But, I've never installed a Kraco. Oh, the shame. :D
Oh, and I dressed up as Cat in the Hat for Halloween a couple years ago. I looked quite gay if I do say so myself.
Carefull young grasshopper, you could soon find yourself in a deep hole with no shovel.....just a people trying to help a people!

[AZJD]

You better stop swinging on Jordy's nuts and look at my post count. ;) Call me back when you get to 1000.
LOL....really loud!

[Big Warlock]

Now that was some funny shiat SB! Call me when your post count reaches 1,000!!! Hahahahahahaha
You know, SB, you and I don't always see eye to eye. But on this deal, we are right on target! And I, like you, have never used drugs, of any kind and do not drink at all and boat. My reasons. I love a great wine at dinner and some scotch and cigars on occasion......ok, maybe more than that....... :cool:

[WYRD]

It is ***boat.com
ITS THE SANDBAR DONT ACT SO GROWN UP AN COME PLAY IN THE SAND :crossx:

[AZJD]

Now that was some funny shiat SB! Call me when your post count reaches 1,000!!! Hahahahahahaha
You know, SB, you and I don't always see eye to eye. But on this deal, we are right on target! And I, like you, have never used drugs, of any kind and do not drink at all and boat. My reasons. I love a great wine at dinner and some scotch and cigars on occasion......ok, maybe more than that....... :cool:
Shut up stupid.........or I will ghost ride the Warlock into the Donzi! :rollside:

[Kachina26]

I've been asked to blow on several occasions and always walked away. Did that happen when you were locked up? What did Bubba do when you just walked away?

[Big Warlock]

You TurnKey Focks stay out of my line of fire will ya? You bring the ladder and maybe you can figure a way to boost up onto the big boat flower boy! :cool:
By the way, bring some of your girlies on the lake this weekend! Specifically Sat. I have "kid watch" on the lake on Sunday and am not allowed in certain bays with the children as they might be "traumatized!" :crossx:
Somehow my friends were right and my life is not headed in the direction of which I steer! Hmmmmmmmm..........Captain? Calling the Captain of this focking ship!!!! :cry:

[Jordy]

Somehow my friends were right and my life is not headed in the direction of which I steer! Hmmmmmmmm..........Captain? Calling the Captain of this focking ship!!!! :cry:
Another point where a pic is, well, you know... :D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23ours.jpg

[Big Warlock]

What are you going to do next you rat bastard?? Publish my name and the names of my companies? Track down my criminal record? (Yea, I have one of those too. :mad: Charged with felony weapons possesion, dropped to a misdemeanor and I think I have some speeding tickets, photo and in person. License is on probabtion at the moment). Take my first born? (Ok, I have to talk to Susan, but I am game for that! Uncle Jordy! How cute!) Take my woman? (Please? Could you? Take over payments too?) :) Yea, Jordy, your an a hole as well. Ruining my life! You told me this would happen. I think maybe your a witch / warlock whatever. Burn in hell Jordy. Whatever. :rolleyes:
Yea, whatever it takes to keep these threads at the top of Hot Boat all day! Hahahahahahahahaha :crossx:

[a catered life]

wtf :idea:? what happened to the good old days when one guy just kicked the shit out of the other guy and we didnt have to hear anymore

[hoolign]

wtf :idea:? what happened to the good old days when one guy just kicked the shit out of the other guy and we didnt have to hear anymore
To hard to delete the first punch! :rolleyes:

[Jordy]

Yea, Jordy, your an a hole as well. Ruining my life! You told me this would happen.
That means alot coming from you buddy. :D :D :D
p.s. You haven't even said I do yet, and it's started. I have a feeling once that happens you're going to be on double secret probation. Have you been sized for your GPS tracking ankle bracelet, I mean ring yet??? :D :D

[Big Warlock]

You don't understand. Karl came here a year ago and has shamelessly broken the spam rules on this forum, threatened people in having them thrown out of here (me included) and lied about multiple people on this board. Integrity is one thing most of us stand up for. What's amazing is that this guy has been on here this long, caused so much grief in various people's lives and we were pretty much unaware of it.
Now we have joined forces against this trash to get him out of our online community. We know, as a fact, that he is a liar, unethical, cheat and unable to handle a simple situation in a professional manner. It is up to us to clean this crap out of our lives. Again, he's been on here one year folks! Read his crap! He twisted Jordy's "rap sheet." Other members have discussed his posts regarding their encounters with him and the lies he has posted about members and their families. His reaction to all this is to try to justify his actions. Are you kidding me? Would you deal with this man on any level? Business? Relationship? Friend? Not even!
There has been a lot of crap dished out and done. I can recall two individuals who took some heat, big time heat. Both of them ponied up when they were called. Both of them were man enough to show up, say their piece in a professional, calm and articulate manner. Both of them are still part of the boating community and stop by when they see any of us they know.
Karl has used this forum as his personal business venture. He has been shameless about it. And we have sat quiety, not knowing what he has been doing to others. We let it happen. Time to clean up "our" collective mess. This guy needs to be gone from the boards. Period. He had several opportunities to say something constructive. He hasn't. When he opens his mouth, he digs himself in deeper. According to his prepared statement, this is over a couple of girls!? Are you kidding me? The man is 43 years old! Get over it!
I am done. But I hope that this Hot Boat community agrees with me on this and will work to get this guy gone from our forum.

[hoolign]

You don't understand. Karl came here a year ago and has shamelessly broken the spam rules on this forum, threatened people in having them thrown out of here (me included) and lied about multiple people on this board. Integrity is one thing most of us stand up for. What's amazing is that this guy has been on here this long, caused so much grief in various people's lives and we were pretty much unaware of it.
Now we have joined forces against this trash to get him out of our online community. We know, as a fact, that he is a liar, unethical, cheat and unable to handle a simple situation in a professional manner. It is up to us to clean this crap out of our lives. Again, he's been on here one year folks! Read his crap! He twisted Jordy's "rap sheet." Other members have discussed his posts regarding their encounters with him and the lies he has posted about members and their families. His reaction to all this is to try to justify his actions. Are you kidding me? Would you deal with this man on any level? Business? Relationship? Friend? Not even!
There has been a lot of crap dished out and done. I can recall two individuals who took some heat, big time heat. Both of them ponied up when they were called. Both of them were man enough to show up, say their piece in a professional, calm and articulate manner. Both of them are still part of the boating community and stop by when they see any of us they know.
Karl has used this forum as his personal business venture. He has been shameless about it. And we have sat quiety, not knowing what he has been doing to others. We let it happen. Time to clean up "our" collective mess. This guy needs to be gone from the boards. Period. He had several opportunities to say something constructive. He hasn't. When he opens his mouth, he digs himself in deeper. According to his prepared statement, this is over a couple of girls!? Are you kidding me? The man is 43 years old! Get over it!
I am done. But I hope that this Hot Boat community agrees with me on this and will work to get this guy gone from our forum.
Karls done nothing wrong to me so I'm staying away from that aspect of it. From what i have seen he has gone out of his way for charities and that should be commended. As for the spam?? look around ..if one goes form spam ...all should go! and I highly doubt that is going to fly..real estate, trucks and cars, and a wide array of other items offered on here! it doesnt bother me one bit... if you can capitalize on it ..go hard! I don't spam my buisness here because I highly doubt anyone here can afford to drill a well :D

[Big Warlock]

I respect your opinion and post count. I stand by my statement. :mad:
Water wells or oil? And it's a long way from Canada to Arizona to drill anything anyways. :cool:

[hoolign]

I respect your opinion and post count. I stand by my statement. :mad:
Water wells or oil? And it's a long way from Canada to Arizona to drill anything anyways. :cool:
My post count means shit.just alot of time on my hands! :D Deep high pressure sour gas wells mainly.

[Biglue]

Deep high pressure sour gas wells mainly.
You dig Browns out house holes????? :D

[hoolign]

You dig Browns out house holes????? :D
he corrolates the vertical depth for us time to time !

[Big Warlock]

Started out with rough necking on offshore rigs many years back. Ended up in construction. all good. Love deep, high pressure drilling. They used to do it by the stars! That was really interesting. Anyway, back to work. (On the internet!) LOL

[UncleLarry]

Heres a quote from Big Warlocks post....
"Are you kidding me? The man is 43 years old! Get over it!"
There in lies the problem we have to many YOUNG people on these boards. Time to put an age limit.. If you aint over mmmm 48.. go find your forums...
Old dudes RULE!
Soap Opera's have nothing over Hot Boat Online...
Smile and enjoy - we all die anyway..

[WYRD]

Heres a quote from Big Warlocks post....
"Are you kidding me? The man is 43 years old! Get over it!"
There in lies the problem we have to many YOUNG people on these boards. Time to put an age limit.. If you aint over mmmm 48.. go find your forums...
Old dudes RULE!
Soap Opera's have nothing over Hot Boat Online...
Smile and enjoy - we all die anyway..
youre old Larry :confused: I dont think I can hang out with you anymore :idea: :crossx: How ya been? :cool:

[hoolign]

Started out with rough necking on offshore rigs many years back. Ended up in construction. all good. Love deep, high pressure drilling. They used to do it by the stars! That was really interesting. Anyway, back to work. (On the internet!) LOL
I have had quite a few offers to go offshore..but I figure that I can run a hell of a lot faster than I can swim :D it is a very cool job! I like all the power of some of the equipment we use

[AZJD]

bump

[ROZ]

:rolleyes: