A prepared statement from Ron Burgundy...

[Froggystyle]

"CANNONBALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See you all at the river this weekend!
Wes

[HM]

"CANNONBALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See you all at the river this weekend!
Wes
Don't forget to hand out tickets to the gun show!!!

[Froggystyle]

Don't forget to hand out tickets to the gun show!!!
If you play your cards right... you just might get to meet the whole gang...

[Phat Matt]

Tell the scorpion woman I said hi. :)

[HM]

If you play your cards right... you just might get to meet the whole gang...
LOL...fag.

[HM]

Tell the scorpion woman I said hi. :)
You're a dirty pirate hooker with a wh0rish mouth. I am gonna punch you in the ovaries...right in the baby maker.

[Jordy]

Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild. :D

[Phat Matt]

You're a dirty pirate hooker with a wh0rish mouth. I am gonna punch you in the ovaries...right in the baby maker.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
:D
You can't argue with science. :D

[Froggystyle]

You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

[Froggystyle]

Don't forget to hand out tickets to the gun show!!!
Don't act like you're not impressed!

[Phat Matt]

Is that you Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
LOL :D

[HM]

You have a breath taking fanny. I wanna be friends with it.

[GrapeApe]

I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
*** Grape Ape ***

[Cole Trickle]

"San Diego" German for a whales Vagina

[Froggystyle]

I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
*** Grape Ape ***
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

[HavasuSelect]

"I'm going to punch you right in your ovary"

[NOCTURNAL]

Brian Fantana: They've dones studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
For more:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes

[JB in so cal]

Ron Burgandy's down... :220v:

[2Driver]

Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging.
Good idea. Get some training in before going to his home turf. :D

[Jordy]

Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!!!! :D :D :D

[Infomaniac]

Not Ron's quote but.
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"
Makes me LMFAO every time I hear it.

[barfly]

Hot Pot of Coffee!...this sh*ts funny

[buzzaro]

Go F**k yourself San Diego