New Guy wants to introduce himself

[BoatyCall]

Hey all, First of all I have been addicted to this site for months now. to introduce myself I have a joke. No I'm not a racist just a witness to this situation.
When does a Mexican become a hispanic????
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When he marries your sister!!!
haha see you around!!! :p

[blown dough]

welcome!!!!! :yuk:

[NOCTURNAL]

If that is your version of a joke, next time use the inside voice. Not funny.

[lakewake]

:D Run now while you can still get out. They eat their young in here. Welcome.Where do you live and boat?

[ROZ]

BootyCall witha banana as his avitar.. Phebus is going to love this!
Welcome... Now quit your job to hang out here full time :D

[RiverDave]

If that is your version of a joke, next time use the inside voice. Not funny.
I thought it was.. LOL
Welcome to ***boat! :D
RD

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Welcome! be sure to play nice!
Ok, I will be the first to say it, lets see a pic of your wife and your boat. :D

[riverracerx]

Welcome aboard!!

[NOTALENT]

Haha..nice...why you talking about my cousins like that!!!???? :crossx: welcome...and enjoy the ride.

[BIGJOEDUCKSLAYER]

Now that was funny I dont care who you are. hehehehehehe
BIG JOE :crossx: :skull: :crossx:
Ps welcome to the jungle boatycall

[BowTie Rick]

Welcome. Is your boat turnkey? :crossx:

[dbleD's69]

:p :p sit down, buckle up, and have a great ride :p :p

[pixilatedpussy]

Enjoy! See ya on the water! :rollside:

[Nord]

lmao!!!
Great joke.....Welcome to HELL :crossx:

[MrsSigEpMock]

Welcome Boaty Call!!!

[bunny 166]

Welcome Boaty Call!! :) :)

[Benjhamina]

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
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The pizza can feed a family of four.
I can tell that joke because I have a few Mexican friends but your a racist. Welcome to the boards.

[Gilligan]

Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter. :yuk:

[Gilligan]

Whats the definition of a Mexican Slut?
Frito Lay.

[FMluvswater]

Welcome to the forums, BoatyCall. Your avatar made me laugh. :smile:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter. :yuk:
LOL! Thats funny. :rollside:

[a catered life]

well you passed the first test .............you have a sense of humor a little weird but you have one...welcome and have fun and remember dont go sticking your banana in others peoples pudding :p

[SHIFTY]

YOU'll HAVE TO PICK ANOTHER NAME FOR YOUR BOAT. BOATY CALL WAS TAKEN MONTHS AGO...

[moneypit]

What does a brick and a fat chick have in common?
Sooner or later they both will get laid by a mexican.. :D :D :D :hammerhea
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[MRS FLYIN VEE]

welcome aboard.. did you abandin ship..

[Debbolas]

Welcome! be sure to play nice!
Ok, I will be the first to say it, lets see a pic of your wife and your boat. :D
DAM!
beat me to it :crossx:
lol :rollside:

[Procraftkev]

Welcome to the board! :cool:

[bullseye]

Why do mexicans make Tamales for x-mas ?
So that they have something to unwrap too
Welcome aboard mate

[bignet]

Why do mexicans have big weiners??
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So they can bang white chicks! ,.......awww come on guys, we're just having fun! :crossx:
I can say that cuz I've banged a lot of white chicks.... plus I'm mexican.
Welcome to HB....muthaf**cker! HAHAHA racist son of a _______!
bignet :crossx:

[BADASS38CHEVY]

Hello,Welcome to the nightmare.

[bignet]

hey prowler...that boat is sick! I haven't seen that pic b4.
bignet

[BADASS38CHEVY]

hey prowler...that boat is sick! I haven't seen that pic b4.
bignet
Thank very much.I love the boat too.I just changed the picture right when you posted.

[bignet]

man i can't figure out how to post my pics of my boat...it keeps telling me I need to keep the picture to 100x100 pixels or some sh*t like that.... :argue:

[BADASS38CHEVY]

man i can't figure out how to post my pics of my boat...it keeps telling me I need to keep the picture to 100x100 pixels or some sh*t like that.... :argue:
Dont feel bad. I dont know how to resize them either. I just know how to cut the corners off so make them smaller.

[bignet]

dude,...how did you get your picture into the signature field?

[BoatyCall]

Well I hope i didnt offened anyone too bad. I am from New Mexico. So I really can say those jokes, plus it's true I have a mexican... I mean hispanic brother.
Anyway no wife. The boat is just a simple jet boat. I am still in college. Ill get some pics for you this weekend.. everyone have a good time this weekend, and bee safe out there.

[No Name]

Well I hope i didnt offened anyone too bad. I am from New Mexico. So I really can say those jokes, plus it's true I have a mexican... I mean hispanic brother.
Anyway no wife. The boat is just a simple jet boat. I am still in college. Ill get some pics for you this weekend.. everyone have a good time this weekend, and bee safe out there.
It’s about time you showed up. Welcome.

[Huckleberry]

The was one helluva a first post for a newbie! Welcome aboard and keep up with the good jokes!

[ROZ]

welcome aboard.. did you abandin ship..
Looks like it.. I bet he took his banana with him... Phebus will be bummed :D