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spectras only
05-24-2006, 09:05 AM
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

WYRD
05-24-2006, 09:18 AM
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.
Now that there is funny I don't care who ya are!! :crossx:

ROZ
05-24-2006, 09:21 AM
Now that there is funny I don't care who ya are!! :crossx:
Too bad it's true :D

Kilrtoy
05-24-2006, 09:47 AM
aint that the truth......

little rowe boat
05-24-2006, 10:10 AM
I'm laughing, very good.

Huckleberry
05-24-2006, 02:25 PM
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.
It finally makes sense...I WAS MARRIED TO HURRINCANE BIOTCH!!!

UnionJack
05-24-2006, 02:41 PM
pretty good

boatpoor
05-24-2006, 03:06 PM
lmaf. That stuff makes my day. Thanks.

James'SS-24
05-24-2006, 04:33 PM
:crossx: That explains it! I dated a Katrina for awhile! :skull: