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MRS FLYIN VEE
05-24-2006, 07:51 PM
The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.
The remote to the T.V. is missing...and you don't even care.
You begin to wonder how your ISP can call 400 hours per month "unlimited!"
You ask a plumber if he could replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
The last girl you picked up was a 1600x1200 jpeg.
You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP ...because you never log off!
Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed with us."
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.
You scan restroom stall for hot HTML addresses.
You have comandeered your teenager's phone line for the net and even his friends know not to call on his line anymore.
You check your email. It says "no new messages." So you check it again...and again...and again...
You suddenly realize there is not a sound in the house, and you have no clue where your children are.
Your dog has its own home page.
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
You're surprised to learn there's also a 2 o'clock in the "afternoon".
You unsuccessfully try to download pizza from www.dominos.com.
Your mouse-clicking forearm rivals Popeye's.
Batteries in the TV remote now last for years.
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-24-2006, 08:02 PM
blonde winner
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal-off prize. She pull off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

JetBoatRich
05-24-2006, 10:15 PM
This is no addiction :mad:

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-25-2006, 08:02 AM
This is no addiction :mad:
Yeah ,, Who are you kidding. the rehab doesn't work., :)

JetBoatRich
05-25-2006, 08:52 PM
Yeah ,, Who are you kidding. the rehab doesn't work., :)
That is for quitters :cool:

TRUMP TIGHT
05-25-2006, 08:53 PM
I got it bad!!

JetBoatRich
05-25-2006, 08:58 PM
I got it bad!!
It may catch on some day :p

AZKC
05-25-2006, 09:03 PM
Girl we miss you at HDF :crossx:

looky_lou
05-26-2006, 01:03 AM
I thought the first one was my biography.
Thanks for the intervention Mrs V. :rollside:

Kilrtoy
05-26-2006, 01:06 AM
WOW ChAR, you disappear then come back with a vengence

JetBoatRich
05-26-2006, 03:51 AM
just have to come back :rolleyes: