MagicMtnDan
05-25-2006, 06:50 AM
National Break-up Day (http://www.nationalbreakupday.com/)
Some break-up lines:
How can I put this... forget I exist?
Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
When your myspace profile said you were "fun", I didn't know that was internet-speak for "350 lbs and drives a Honda CRX."
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
I don't mind the idea of working it out. It's the reality of it that I'm done with.
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.
You had me at 'hello', and you lost me at 'my name is...'
I'd put this delicately, but, i don't care anymore - you are literally sapping my will to live.
I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
After I saw you sober, I knew I made a mistake.
...you looked better on Myspace...
It wont work, your boobs have gotten bigger than mine.
Here's my phone number: 867-5309.
I thought about us in 5 years, and after the projectile vomiting eased, I realized we need to talk.
It's not you or me or even us...It's your mom, she's a complete psycho.
I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
Zhixel I hate life. And by life, I don't mean my life, but all life on earth.
Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
I knew it wouldn't last when you forget to mention that you were a mom (3x...by three different guys...)
I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out.
One of my ex's told me while he was breaking up with me that his biggest beef was that I didn't scoop his dinner onto his plate for him.
Some break-up lines:
How can I put this... forget I exist?
Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
When your myspace profile said you were "fun", I didn't know that was internet-speak for "350 lbs and drives a Honda CRX."
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
I don't mind the idea of working it out. It's the reality of it that I'm done with.
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.
You had me at 'hello', and you lost me at 'my name is...'
I'd put this delicately, but, i don't care anymore - you are literally sapping my will to live.
I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
After I saw you sober, I knew I made a mistake.
...you looked better on Myspace...
It wont work, your boobs have gotten bigger than mine.
Here's my phone number: 867-5309.
I thought about us in 5 years, and after the projectile vomiting eased, I realized we need to talk.
It's not you or me or even us...It's your mom, she's a complete psycho.
I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
Zhixel I hate life. And by life, I don't mean my life, but all life on earth.
Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
I knew it wouldn't last when you forget to mention that you were a mom (3x...by three different guys...)
I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out.
One of my ex's told me while he was breaking up with me that his biggest beef was that I didn't scoop his dinner onto his plate for him.