uclahater
05-25-2006, 08:19 AM
Maximus gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
Lucky The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :I can tell =
you
how to get to have sex with her !"
Yeah ?", says Maximus. Yeah", say''s Lucky the bus driver. "She goes to the
cemetery every
Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up=20
in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your =
beard,
and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
Maximus decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed =
as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face,
"You must have sex with me"
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to =
anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am Maximus!"
Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am Lucky the bus driver "
He sits down next to her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
Lucky The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :I can tell =
you
how to get to have sex with her !"
Yeah ?", says Maximus. Yeah", say''s Lucky the bus driver. "She goes to the
cemetery every
Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up=20
in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your =
beard,
and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
Maximus decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed =
as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face,
"You must have sex with me"
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to =
anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am Maximus!"
Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am Lucky the bus driver "