5 words to say after sex

[HavasuSelect]

Say a phrase in 5 or less words after sex. I'll start.
"Don't worry, the gonorrhea's gone"

[MrsSigEpMock]

Sorry, I have to go!

[Schmick]

"time for you to go"

[MrsSigEpMock]

" you get the wet spot!"

[Havasu_Dreamin]

C-ya

[HavasuSelect]

"How much do I owe"

[NeedlesNut]

can i get some more

[99 232 baja]

What is your name,again?

[No Name]

I hope you’re over 18.

[canuck1]

Your sister is way better

[River918]

"Please don't tell my wife"...... :crossx:

[Schmick]

"Sorry, that should clean up"

[Schmick]

"Hold still, it'll stop burning"

[Schmick]

"That get in your eye?"

[Cheap Thrills]

Where's my smokes ?
or
Have you seen the remote?
C.T. :wink:

[Schmick]

"Sorry darlin, but youre fired"

[RitcheyRch]

I was thinking the same thing .
Should be "how much I owe biotch"
"How much do I owe"

[Schmick]

"You just piss the bed?"

[HavasuSelect]

I was thinking the same thing .
Should be "how much I owe biotch"
Great minds think alike

[Schmick]

"Didnt know Im a screamer?"

[atomickitn]

sooo you wanna go again? :cool:

[Cheap Thrills]

make me a sammich beotch :D
C.T. :wink:

[HM]

I fricken love you Topless.

[msc5195]

But your sister always swallows.

[Jbb]

That'll be 500 bucks......Ma'am....... :)

[Tom Brown]

where is the paper towel?

[TAF]

When's your Daddy get home?

[HavasuSelect]

When's your Daddy get home?
Nice!
"She told me she's 18"

[lawbreaker2]

I'm happy, are you happy. :D

[lawbreaker2]

And as my wife would say " I'm not done with you" :rolleyes:

[pjones]

Well. thats never happened before.

[Biglue]

Need ice for your thighs? :crossx:

[Kilrtoy]

I LASTED TWO MINUTES TODAY :boxed:

[WYRD]

Your Sister did it better :crossx:

[FreshTracks]

I need a cold beer.

[Schmick]

"You thumbed my balloon knott?"

[Panic Button]

B*tch, get dressed and leave...

[Say10]

Anal? You with team turnkey? :220v: :220v: :220v:

[phebus]

I'm done, back to ***boat :)

[Big H]

Time for the next contestant.
What was your name again?
What'd you mean, wrong hole?
In you or on you?
Turn the lights back off!

[WYRD]

Time for the next contestant.
What was your name again?
What'd you mean, wrong hole?
In you or on you?
Turn the lights back off!
LMAO

[WYRD]

Who is next in line

[HavasuSelect]

"So thats what you look like"

[1stepcloser]

So, women have orgasm's too?

[Say10]

Put your teeth back in.
Shhhh, here comes the guards.
But it removes wrinkles.

[USCFAN]

Was that the right hole?? :crossx:

[Tremor Therapy]

Oh, I'm sorry, wrong hole! :crossx:

[Tremor Therapy]

Brush before you kiss me!

[ratso]

My name? Uh... Jordan Paulk

[Campbell's MM Good]

Is that all you got?
4" doesn't equal a foot!
2 minutes, new record huh?

[havaduner]

god damn I was good!

[FMluvswater]

I wish I still smoked. :cool:

[WATERFOUL]

Promise not to tell mom.

[KineticoH20]

Go make me a sandwich :p

[a catered life]

hey chick you still here?
the word chick is interchangeable depending on the mood your in....here is a small list of exchange words (ho, bitch, slut, baby, sweetie, honey, rat, nut- licker (compound word)

[Waldo]

Z Z Z Z Z

[RiverRatMike]

Say a phrase in 5 or less words after sex. I'll start.
"Don't worry, the gonorrhea's gone"
damn I need a cigarette

[Tom Brown]

My name? Uh... Jordan Paulk
You can call me Donald. :cool:

[HOSS]

C-ya

[Thorsinc]

Do you need a cab?

[djunkie]

"Ya, I know its big!!!" :rollside:

[acatitude]

outa my room......... moms home

[MagicMtnDan]

Lock the door on your way out

[MagicMtnDan]

Let me untie you now :D

[MagicMtnDan]

Both you girls were great!

[LaveyOne]

Promise not to tell mom.
WAAAAAAAYYY over the line !!!! :2purples:

[MagicMtnDan]

Wash the sheets before leaving

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Promise not to tell mom.
SICK!!!

[MagicMtnDan]

Little blue pill my ass!

[cxr133]

HIDE my wife is coming

[Spotondl]

Don't worry, I shoot blanks... :crossx:

[MagicMtnDan]

You can cum next time :D

[HavasuSelect]

You should get back to school
I used 6 words, I cheated.

[MagicMtnDan]

I've never seen that before!

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Go pull up the anchor.

[HavasuSelect]

Go pull up the anchor.
LOL

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Grab me another beer B!tch!

[HavasuSelect]

I think the condom broke

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I think the condom broke
Where did the condom go?

[HavasuSelect]

Where did the condom go?
I lost my wrist watch

[TRUMP TIGHT]

5 minutes after having sex you hear a scream from the bathroom. "Oh that was tabasco sauce".

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Way too much head room!

[Bense468]

Grandma Was A Rolling Stone

[rivergoer]

wow you were preety loose!!

[rivergoer]

now get off my boat!!

[djunkie]

"Your snatch smells like fish" :crossx:

[Bense468]

Fire...stop Drop And Roll

[SummerBreeze]

Get Out

[Say10]

Want some candy little girl? :cry:

[Say10]

Back to the stable. :yuk:

[Say10]

Cut! Thats' a wrap! :cool:

[HavasuSelect]

"All 5 fingers fit"

[Bense468]

Just like the donkey show

[FreshTracks]

I swear I'll call you.

[Don7070]

You can cum next time :D
lmao

[LaveyOne]

That was great, Johnny Cakes!

[YeLLowBoaT]

"can we still be friends?"
"get out of my house"
"I will be back latter"
"I will call you, tomarrow"

[Schmick]

"wake Up For Christ Sakes!!!!!!!!!!!"

[cc555]

Your Legs Will Stop Shaking......
Told You It Would Fit.........

[FMluvswater]

Can I go online now?

[Mohave Vice]

"You're the best I've had!"

[anchorman]

Go pull up the anchor.
Thats hot :)

[058]

The sores are starting to heal.

[repo man]

got blood on my clown suit

[Lavey Huffer]

felt good till you farted :mad:

[HM]

got blood on my clown suit
Um that is six words... :D

[TRUMP TIGHT]

The bleeding will stop.
When does Jordy get home?
Want some McDonalds?
You need to loose weight!

[TRUMP TIGHT]

wow that was quick!!!
umm ok!
~trump tight's girlfriend :)

[Lavey Huffer]

why did you hit me?

[schlepy]

" I Better Get Some Change"

[TRUMP TIGHT]

why did you hit me?
Because you bit me!

[Lavey Huffer]

take it out it hurts

[Bling Bling]

Did the Pineapple juice work?
Vagina, you mean a hallway!
Try a razzor next time.
Holy shit I was GOOD!!
What's the average vagina depth?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[schlepy]

if you live in south dakota it would be,
"mom can you fix dinner"

[LaveyOne]

You said "size didn't matter!"

[AltarGirl]

"There's always next time right?"

[Mrs.Killer]

Can you get off now

[Rexone]

Thanks Lucky that was great!

[Psycho Squid]

Next-time Move that ass! :rollside:

[Tom Brown]

Thanks Lucky that was great!
lmao! :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

I liked your sister better

[Kilrtoy]

Can you get off now
WHAT :cry:

[pm069]

Both hands & can clap. Was it cum or piss? Your'e not kidding you squirt!